Spyke
SSUPIIreply
sopuli.xyz

The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics

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ferretreply
sh.itjust.works

Pfft, who needs to build a hegemony when you can just maintain the status-quo and let the US fall to your level?

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lemy.lol

Everyone younger than me are little shits who don't know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck'em.

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Everyone driving slower than me = doesn't know how to drive

Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver

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Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.

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aussie.zone

Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.

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1984reply
lemmy.today

But this is an actual fact... People who drive under the speed limit are bad drivers. Either they are not paying attention to speed signs, or they are scared to drive a car. Both are not great for a driver.

Also slow cars are causing accidents because they frustrate people into doing stupid things.

At least people who drive fast have confidence in their abilities to read traffic. But its also stupid if they drive way too fast and cant handle it. That also causes accidents.

So I would say, a bit faster than the speed limit is perfect. Doesnt annoy anyone, still very safe. I often drive 10 km/h faster then speed limit.

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Blackmistreply
feddit.uk

You need to balance that against winding UK country roads, which are a 60mph limit in theory, but in places are a single lane wide and full of blind corners, lined with unyielding stone walls and trees.

What they really mean is "we don't care if you crash here because you'll probably just kill yourself".

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Yeah of course, you have to understand when you can drive faster. Not on those roads.

I was in madeira and there they have these very narrow roads, and people drove like crazy there. I was actually under the speed limit on those roads and thats unusual.

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I am okay with someone driving slower than me, in the right lane with their hazards on. But if you're just going 49 in a 55, what? Are you early for your diaper changing appointment at the VA, O veteran of the Spanish-American war?

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

this kind of thinking literally kills people, you're not doing good, you're a reckless driver.

The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it's not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.

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Not where I live, but I think it depends. In madeira it was absolutely too high.

Obviously the speed limit is not perfectly set in all places. If you have travelled and driven a car, you quickly realize this.

People are absolutely not reckless drivers because they go 10 over the speed limit, as a general rule at least. But like I said, depends on the country a lot.

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Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I've never had it.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

What if they're more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium

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yermawreply
sh.itjust.works

More successful : Tryhards

More likeable : desperate for friends

Happier :

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Kushanreply
lemmy.world

Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.

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Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j

(Conservatives think like that actually, because "muh dooties")

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404reply

Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple

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If he's bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don't work out.

If he's richer than me: Yeah it's almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I'm the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I've worn blue and white collars. I've written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.

If he's smarter than me: That's easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor's student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.

The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they're easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I'm trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn't. Thought so, that'll be $30 grand.

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midwest.social

Anything than to have to fix my life.

I don't shower as I don't want the females to think I am gay. I don't read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am "self made". I avoid the "roids", the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.

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I don't know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.

This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.

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lemmy.ml

So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy's money. Cool.

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Today I found out I'm a

Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.

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There will be some poor bastard out there who is being bullied by a guy that is on roids that he pays for with daddys money, and is a total nerd who keeps on bragging about how awesome he is at sucking cock. And none of us believe him lol

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vga
sopuli.xyz

Lemmy edition:

Bigger than you = dangerous nazis

Richer than you = fascist sympathisers, first ones against the wall

Smarter than you = jews

Look better = conservatives aka nazis

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That fetal alcohol cousin fucker look, so hot. Lol

Also aren't Asians the smart stereotype?

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Please just go back to Reddit dude. Or ask your parents for a hug.

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1984reply
lemmy.today

Nobody can be smarter than Lemmy teenagers... :)

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