I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn't wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.
Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.
A new data structure in computer programming. I got the idea from cell chemistry, and figured computers today can handle slow and inefficient, instead of fast and clever. Turns out it’s also great for networking.
Basically the data is moved around by things very slowly. It’s easy to integrate them into different systems. It’s like a very slow communication layer on top of everything else.
I’ve been working on this for some now; I’ll be talking about this more when I finish all the api.
the open-api inbound calls and db have been done for months. But it’s not a complete implementation in the code. However the spec was done a couple years ago and it has not changed, which means I’m probably going to keep that one.
I’m working on a testing platform where people can log in and try the library. I’m using that to test and finish.
Once I have actually finished, it will be public under the apache2 license. I’ll save this comment and let you know in a new community I will make in .ml for it
In middleschool me and my friends used to play this game where you say a sentence and without pause next person says one. If we ran around a lot it was a very funny one to play while resting on some bench.
After few cycles making up stuff with no pause-time allowed, you would end up with a very random story that sounds like a fever dream. We simply called it "making up stories" with rough translation.
During a session, one friend said "I buy a boat" which we objected because story already established they only have 50 gold from the bird handing out leather hats that they met while falling from sky.
They kept insisting with excuses like "I buy a boat on sale" so I got mad and said "look you can either buy 50 glass bottles of water or save money for ship."
As soon as they replied they will save I said "while saving money you die of thirst."
Anyway that's how we reinvented "making up story with choices." where I narrated with choices while trying to ruin their story.
Over time choices became less rigid as in "what do you say to this man" and then it slowly evolved into us reinventing dnd from there.
I invented a pagination system for web pages that allowed easy navigation with only a few clicks to get to the page you want, whether it was 3 pages or 3000 pages.
I'm really surprised no one else has invented it because it was so much better than anything else I've seen.
I wrote it for a friend's company, and I don't think he ever did anything much with it. I don't remember the exact details, but it was something like this for 200 pages:
Basically 3 levels of page selection, where you can pick one in a range of 10, skip forward or back by 10 or go to a new section of pages. It was something like that anyway. The total number of pages defined the ranges. It was all very clever and worked well for moving around large numbers of pages.
I invented (developed) an mp3 file splitter. I did this in order to allow more tracks for the digital books my wife listens to. Each track was over an hour long and she'd sometimes have to listen to over 45 minutes just to end up to where she fell asleep the night before. Now each track is 10 minutes long (or 15, or 5; it's variable, so your choice). So I make tiny sized mp3 files out of large sized mp3 files.
Cut a strip of vinyl siding, cardboard, whatever, about two inches wide and eight to ten inches long. Drive a nail through it at the centerline about an inch from the end. Remove the nail. Cut a slit from the nail hole to the end down the centerline.
Now if you need to drive a nail just out of reach or hammer one in without risking your fingers, just stick a nail in the hole, set it with a few strikes, then tug to pull the strip away.
Nice, what language are you implementing it in? Does it have any special/unique functionality or was it more of a learning experience in how interpreted langs work?
I made it because I needed an interpreted language in rust and didn't want to use lua, and because I just like doing it :)
I'd done some languages before, but just some very simple assembly-like stuff
This one has functions, control flow, closures, scoped variables and such.
Also, it's stack based! Which is interesting for me and hell for the users (also me, lmao)
Sadly I won't post it here because it has my full legal name attached :(
They probably wouldn't seed it, but I really don't want to risk it
In 2004 a 20" folding touchscreen which will soon be the 10" Samsung tri-fold OLED. AI "vibe" programming. Intel handheld (UMPC) smaller than Steam Deck.
I wrote an algorithm that could detect top talker trends from network flows. At the time it could reliably work up to 40Gbps depending on flow sample rate and your definition of reliable.
I created a pacman wrapper script to automate updating my system (Arch BTW), logging what was updated in a sorted directory based on the current week range, as well as the update progress. My Arch system broke after an update, so this will help me narrow down what packages could have broken it if it does break again.
I also have a script to automatically build android APKs from source, sign it with my own key, and copy it to a Syncthing directory. Most useful when creating my own apps.
One last notable one: I created a script to download a file to a hard drive and store it in a directory based on the domain of the URL. I plan to add a recursive mode next so I can download multiple files at once.
I created some aliases and function to simplify certain commands, such as v for nvim, lsal for ls -al, and cn for clear && neofetch.
Overall, I'm happy with what I have created. I doubt I'm the first to make some of these scripts, and I'm sure they're not the best, but they work for my use case.
An effectively infinite power source. It is scalable for use in phones, cars houses, ships, factories. Obviously I can't publish it because it would never make it through the patent process without me and anyone I know being disappeared.
Yes I made one. Yes it works. No I'm never sharing it with anyone.
The time machine I invented already works. Unfortunately it only allows you to travel forward in time about 10mins. And it takes about 10mins to warm up but I'm sure with some funding I can improve on that!
I didn't invent clinical depression but my god have I innovated it
Together we're making great strides in the depression tech sphere
A UV-blocking screen used in screen printing processes.
A lock-and-key mechanism. Modeled and 3D printed a proof-of-concept, too. Was proud of it until I found out someone invented it 100 years ago
😂 Damn.. I feel that.
Theres nothing truly new under the Sun
Deep Spy Penetration
A game to play when bored in an unfamiliar building. The goal is to get into as many areas of the building as possible without being told to leave.
Rules:
And a best selling breakfast wrap at a restaurant.
I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn't wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.
Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.
You can get into almost anywhere with a brown, collared shirt and a cardboard box.
A new data structure in computer programming. I got the idea from cell chemistry, and figured computers today can handle slow and inefficient, instead of fast and clever. Turns out it’s also great for networking.
👀 explain more!
It’s a personal project I’ve been working on.
Basically the data is moved around by things very slowly. It’s easy to integrate them into different systems. It’s like a very slow communication layer on top of everything else.
Any chance there is a repo for it? 🤩
Thanks 😊. Several, but still in development.
I’ve been working on this for some now; I’ll be talking about this more when I finish all the api.
the open-api inbound calls and db have been done for months. But it’s not a complete implementation in the code. However the spec was done a couple years ago and it has not changed, which means I’m probably going to keep that one.
I’m working on a testing platform where people can log in and try the library. I’m using that to test and finish.
Once I have actually finished, it will be public under the apache2 license. I’ll save this comment and let you know in a new community I will make in .ml for it
The board games: Nightfall, World-Z League, and Unchained.
The wheel
I have reinvented said wheel so many times.
In middleschool me and my friends used to play this game where you say a sentence and without pause next person says one. If we ran around a lot it was a very funny one to play while resting on some bench.
After few cycles making up stuff with no pause-time allowed, you would end up with a very random story that sounds like a fever dream. We simply called it "making up stories" with rough translation.
During a session, one friend said "I buy a boat" which we objected because story already established they only have 50 gold from the bird handing out leather hats that they met while falling from sky.
They kept insisting with excuses like "I buy a boat on sale" so I got mad and said "look you can either buy 50 glass bottles of water or save money for ship."
As soon as they replied they will save I said "while saving money you die of thirst."
Anyway that's how we reinvented "making up story with choices." where I narrated with choices while trying to ruin their story.
Over time choices became less rigid as in "what do you say to this man" and then it slowly evolved into us reinventing dnd from there.
Some pretty neat data acquisition systems for particle accelerators.
Now I know for sure ther are terabytes of data collected per single run. MORE of this system please
I invented a pagination system for web pages that allowed easy navigation with only a few clicks to get to the page you want, whether it was 3 pages or 3000 pages.
I'm really surprised no one else has invented it because it was so much better than anything else I've seen.
Does it still exist, and can it be implemented client-side? That sounds really cool!
I wrote it for a friend's company, and I don't think he ever did anything much with it. I don't remember the exact details, but it was something like this for 200 pages:
<1 - 100> [101 - 110] 111 ... 120 [121 - 131] <131 - 200>
Basically 3 levels of page selection, where you can pick one in a range of 10, skip forward or back by 10 or go to a new section of pages. It was something like that anyway. The total number of pages defined the ranges. It was all very clever and worked well for moving around large numbers of pages.
It's a shame if he never did anything with it, but thanks for going into detail! :D
I invented (developed) an mp3 file splitter. I did this in order to allow more tracks for the digital books my wife listens to. Each track was over an hour long and she'd sometimes have to listen to over 45 minutes just to end up to where she fell asleep the night before. Now each track is 10 minutes long (or 15, or 5; it's variable, so your choice). So I make tiny sized mp3 files out of large sized mp3 files.
Wait a minute... you didn't invent lying on the internet. I did! That's really cool about those other things though
This sounds like a question that could easily potentially doxx someone. Just saying.
Looks like they invented a new way to doxx people!
Im the Aristocrats!
For sure, I'd like to post a (trivial) invention of mine, but it's documented elsewhere in a way that's easily traceable to my real identity.
Cut a strip of vinyl siding, cardboard, whatever, about two inches wide and eight to ten inches long. Drive a nail through it at the centerline about an inch from the end. Remove the nail. Cut a slit from the nail hole to the end down the centerline.
Now if you need to drive a nail just out of reach or hammer one in without risking your fingers, just stick a nail in the hole, set it with a few strikes, then tug to pull the strip away.
A few months ago I started working on an interpreted programming language. It's not particularly polished, but it helped me get a new job!
Nice, what language are you implementing it in? Does it have any special/unique functionality or was it more of a learning experience in how interpreted langs work?
I've developed it in rust!
I made it because I needed an interpreted language in rust and didn't want to use lua, and because I just like doing it :)
I'd done some languages before, but just some very simple assembly-like stuff
This one has functions, control flow, closures, scoped variables and such. Also, it's stack based! Which is interesting for me and hell for the users (also me, lmao)
Sadly I won't post it here because it has my full legal name attached :(
They probably wouldn't seed it, but I really don't want to risk it
Samosas with spanakopita filling. I call them spanakomosas.
How to tell if a joke is truly funny.
Still working out a few kinks.
In 2004 a 20" folding touchscreen which will soon be the 10" Samsung tri-fold OLED. AI "vibe" programming. Intel handheld (UMPC) smaller than Steam Deck.
I wrote an algorithm that could detect top talker trends from network flows. At the time it could reliably work up to 40Gbps depending on flow sample rate and your definition of reliable.
Not sure if it's in use anymore.
I created a pacman wrapper script to automate updating my system (Arch BTW), logging what was updated in a sorted directory based on the current week range, as well as the update progress. My Arch system broke after an update, so this will help me narrow down what packages could have broken it if it does break again.
I also have a script to automatically build android APKs from source, sign it with my own key, and copy it to a Syncthing directory. Most useful when creating my own apps.
One last notable one: I created a script to download a file to a hard drive and store it in a directory based on the domain of the URL. I plan to add a recursive mode next so I can download multiple files at once.
I created some aliases and function to simplify certain commands, such as
vfornvim,lsalforls -al, andcnforclear && neofetch.Overall, I'm happy with what I have created. I doubt I'm the first to make some of these scripts, and I'm sure they're not the best, but they work for my use case.
Too dumb to invent anything new but I try to understand how things work.
Necessity is the Mother of all Invention
An algorithm similar in purpose to the Bresenham algorithm to rasterize 2D lines https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bresenham_algorithm
But it only uses integer variables and uses multiplication.
Right now I am working on extending it to higher dimensions.
I invented the word "couchcuntatoe" during the covid lockdown.
Go ahead and use this versatile word in your everyday Instagram chats.
I did get banned from reddit for no reason and not due to my invention.
An effectively infinite power source. It is scalable for use in phones, cars houses, ships, factories. Obviously I can't publish it because it would never make it through the patent process without me and anyone I know being disappeared.
Yes I made one. Yes it works. No I'm never sharing it with anyone.
Man, sounds like it would work great to power the teleporter I invented.
It’s the only thing I’m lacking in my Time Machine
The time machine I invented already works. Unfortunately it only allows you to travel forward in time about 10mins. And it takes about 10mins to warm up but I'm sure with some funding I can improve on that!
The solution is for you to build a second one.
Endless ten minute jumps!
Add some AI to it. Minimum 7 times faster, guaranteed. And it will cut your labor costs in half. Pinkie swear!