ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck
As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.
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Lol this channel is about to take a turn
Furries: "You need a chatbot to e-fuck? Pathetic. We just draw or commission ourselves railing our S/Os or friend's characters like God intended."
Seriously!
People are so afraid to just reach out to each other.
Here goes nothing...
Ay bby u want sum fuk?
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Open bobs and vagene
No thank you, I'm getting over a breakup.
A: Wanting to sext a chatbot is pathetic and is absolutely harmful to developing social skills for anyone at any age.
B: It’s going to be lame as hell anyway. Gpt sucks at creative fiction. Ask it to write a short story and it’ll be the most blasé shit imaginable.
Great, so now AI is gonna steal my job of being a massive slut? I'm gonna have to John Henry the fuck outta some dick to prove I am better than a stupid machine. 😤
No matter how much AI tries, furries will never have their job of being massive sluts stolen.
Huh I learned something new today, I didn't know John Henry was anything beyond a Bruce Springsteen song
Looking forward to chatbot logs being introduced as evidence in court in family law proceedings.
So would computers get a new hole for this? or would we be expected to use one of the old ones
Why do you think they call it the 3.5" floppy?
No better evidence of soy-ification than the reduction from 5" to 3.5" floppies. My grampa says his floppy was 11"
Grandad also said that the hard weighed 100 pounds.
yep. i showed my grandpa my dvd once and he said his disc was way bigger.
Biggest I ever had my hands on was 8" and it was my dad's.
Oh boy that's gonna be fun for people.
ChatGPT, probably:
I think I just gave myself an innie.
No matter how weird and repulsive you think your desires are I promise you there's a community of people who will ERP with you.
Enterprise resource planning? That may be a bit too filthy
China can now switch up their factory production lines without human intervention in the dark and you're inventing a somehow even less interesting way of masturbating to your phone
What an innovator, adding porn to something you have to use on the internet. And pay for it.
The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn 🎵
"fuck ai" just got a new meaning
I see that we are reaching the braindance addiction segment of our cyberpunk dystopian slide.
Zuckerberg is gonna achieve the first iteration by enabling a porn mode on the Meta AI and adding it to the MetaVerse (Does that still exist?)
That was the only outcome if you think about. Whether intended or not they first created in many people addiction to romantic interactions with this bot and then suddenly forced them to go cold turkey. People are now having withdrawal symptoms and looking for alternatives such as self hosting and tinkering. Given enough time they likely will find more niche solutions than chatgpt. So openAI is trying to move fast to capture the majority of these people into a money trap.
Ah great, now the very same people who “generate art” will pop up and flex for having sex with fictional characters.
at least their bloodline ends with them
Furries do that all the time and without needing to generate anything, they just draw it themselves.
The virgin AI user vs. the Chad imagination user.
And by drawing it themselves they actually created art. Not necessarily good art, but still art. And I respect that.
I don't like AI or furries but I believe the AI is the more reasonable outlet for this.
At least with furries you gotta make an actual human connection for them to want to fuck you (or in this case whatever character you have). AI is a soulless robot that writes shitty erotica.
Now put it in an animated real doll and we can talk.
basic. put it in my smart fridge!
I want an AI in my smart fridge that looks like my dead grandma but acts nicer and suggests I buy certain branded ingredients to make her famous corn bread casserole pie, which she never actually made IRL /s
Surely this decision will have only positive effects on this this problem.
Don't call me Shirley.
Unless you buy me a couple drinks first...
That chatbot is sometimes really dumb, and I'm into Intelligent beings so it's a no from me lmao
This would explain some interesting divergent behavior I've seen in the realtime API recently.
How about they go fuck themselves instead?
Utter woke nonsense. Back in my days we used to get depressed when playing "Emily is Away".
I have so many more questions
They must be in big trouble if porn is their last hope.
I know they've already indicated this, um, service, would require Age Verification, but I wonder if this will cause OpenAI to suddenly be opposed to such laws.
Regulate them yesterday! Oh no they can't, they will money!
Its sad to see AI turning like that, using the humans to build the product, which in the end won't be even free most probably.
I have seen the end of days and it was so very dark. a thousand stars all wicked out in an instant, a thousand voices screaming as we are all dragged into the black sky, alone, together, nothing.
In B4 this turns into a clusterfuck.