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lemmy.world

I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor

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And here I thought those were "15 pieces of flair" all along, but it's "flared" for safety. 🤓

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I was going to say anyone might have that look on their face with someone treating their butthole like a bowling ball.

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I miss buffets. Im in Canada and I used to go with my wife and it was like $25 each. Now it’s about $60 then you have tax and tip on top of that. For two people it’s easily over $150

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If you’d like you can lay out several random meals at home and I’ll come sneeze on them so you can feel nostalgic

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lemmy.world

Tip....at a buffet? What the hell are you tipping for?

Even in America that is pretty wtf.

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Because my water doesn't refill itself, and the plates don't walk themselves off the table. I'm not tipping as much, but it's still a tip.

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