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What you can't see is the koala with chlamydia in the background, about to be eaten by a drop-bear

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ayyyreply
sh.itjust.works

Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)

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lemmy.zip

A dingo ate my baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. While watching mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake make baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo.

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So the shark walks up to the dingo stand, and says to the dog running the stand, dum dum dum, got any snakes?

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piefed.social

The modern use of the caduceus as a symbol of medicine became established in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century as a result of well-documented mistakes and misunderstandings of symbology and classical culture. Critics of this practice say that the correct symbol for medicine is the Rod of Asclepius, which has only one snake and no wings.

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DrMartinureply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Man, why's it feel like next your going to tell me the green cross badge my brother got in boyscouts wasn't for smoking weed

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I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.

I really wanted to know :(

Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least

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Shouldn't your life be in danger? Like you just got bitten by a poisonous spider while you saw all of this.

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I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory "thanks, English".)

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