Spyke
quokk.au

Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.

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We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first

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HeyJoereply
lemmy.world

Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

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I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.

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it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

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takedareply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.

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Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.

"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."

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Catoblepasreply
piefed.blahaj.zone

I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.

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Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.

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Duraniereply
leminal.space

Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.

I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she's been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.

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I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.

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Etterrareply
discuss.online

That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.

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I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl

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feddit.it

Ok peeps who do you think gave him the Black Spot? Elon?

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lemmy.world

the only people with the balls to squeeze back in his handshake game are Putain, Musk, Whitmer, Newsom, Mills, maybe a third of the european leadership, Modi, Xi, KJU, any competent phlebotomist could give him different instructions or cath sizing to prevent bruising and i "wonder why" they don't (or maybe he just ignores the instructions because he's SO SMRT), you know what, i'm starting to think pretty much everyone is starting to squeeze back hard and he's hurting his hand.

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Trudeau looks like he is actively holding back his instincts to push Trump over with all his strength. Also why does Trudeau look like a young Bruce Campbell in this picture.

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