Spyke
lemmy.zip

If you're at the lesser DQ, you could pay a couple extra bucks and upgrade it to the next size up. You would save from having to buy a gallon of gas if you're not electric and 20 minutes.

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The current GSA mileage rate is $0.7/mi. This rate is pretty for accurate building in the cost of driving a typical car- gas, tires, oil, the car itself, etc.

That trip cost at least $7, if 10 miles of travel includes the return.

So no, I wouldn’t.

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lemmy.zip

No, because 40 minutes of gas isnt worth the sub par ice cream.

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lemmy.world

5% butterfat vs 10% butterfat for the FDA standard.

Whatever. People write "it's not ice cream" like it's plastic.

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Derpenheimreply
lemmy.zip

The FDA is BARE MINIMUM, not quality. If you can't make the bare quality, Im comfortable asserting its not that food item, much less a desirable one.

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lemmy.world

The amount of butterfat says absolutely nothing about quality.

Is whole milk not a "quality food item" because it's only 3.25% butterfat?

Edit: I forgot the quality adjective which confused some.

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Cethinreply
lemmy.zip

It's not ice cream. They didn't say not a food item. They said not that food item. It isn't ice cream if it can't meet that incredibly low bar. If they want me to call it ice cream, they can make a small amount less in profit and deliver a better product. Until then, it's an ice dessert to recognize it's subpar quality.

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lemmy.world

ice dessert to recognize it's subpar quality.

The amount of butterfat says absolutely nothing about the quality of a food item.

Gelato from the Cremeria Cavour in Bologna is higher quality than Dairy Queen despite Dairy Queen having more butter fat.

Edited for clarity.

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It tells you something about the quality of ice cream. Yeah, it doesn't tell you about the quality compared to a totally different product, but if you are comparing "ice cream" quality then it is an objective measure of quality.

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A sorbet or an Italian ice doesn't have butterfat at all, because neither contain dairy.

I think that it'd be hard to convincingly claim that an ice cream intrinsically is higher quality than a sorbet or Italian ice.

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It's a label so consumers know what they are buying. It has absolutely nothing to do with quality.

Gelato from the best restaurant in Italy is higher quality than Dairy Queen despite having lower butter fat content.

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Sorry I meant to say "quality food item".

A label for fat content does not determine quality.

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This except the complete opposite... :p

The FDA definitions and regulations cost corporations money, because they need to produce what they claim.

History lesson, pre-FDA a large corporation got caught selling thickened yellow sugar water as honey... The kicker was they would put a dead bee in each bottle to sell the fraud.

FDA, EPA and other larger government regulating agencies aren't perfect but jesus was shit crazy bad before them.

(Another fun example, look up the Ohio river fire. Yes, the companies literally dumped enough shit into the river, it caught fire.)

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I wouldn't go that far. Even labeling what should be called ice cream is good. The problem is not understanding the regulations that cause people to make judgements that have nothing to do with quality.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

No wonder where the global warming comes from. This looks to me like one of the stupidest wastes of energy.

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AmidFurorreply
fedia.io

What are we even doing freezing cream? Adds carbon to the air to chill stuff. And cream? Belching, farting cows. Plus they put flavors in it, which are totally unnecessary.

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lemmy.world

Theres a difference between everyday conveniences and going out of your way to waste $5 in fuel to get marginally more ice cream.

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ttrpg.network

No. I'm not driving anywhere (walkable city resident) and I'm not eating that junk. I'm insufferable, sorry.

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So both are wrong.

The one on the left is too low. It needs to be, at the minimum, at about the rim.

The one on the right is too high. You can't put a flat lid on it, and if you put a tall lid and it melts even a little, you end up with a mess on your hands. Blizzards aren't cones with drip rings (the holes in the top of the wafers, which is why they shouldn't be covered up), they're supposed to stay in the cup.

Source: was a DQ Store Manager 20 years ago, went to DQ School (yes that's real... or at least it was).

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lemmy.ca

that's $3-5 in fuel and maintenance, so probably not

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That's sad to hear. l moved away a decade ago and it was the right decision but it still kinda hurts. And visiting has been made complicated the past few years because I'm trans - I pass but it's where I grew up and some of the people I knew before are assholes.

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Around £0.50/mile I think is what they use here. My bike has already paid for its self in cost savings. I also suspect that value would be higher if you consider off road miles.

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talreply
lemmy.today

Trivia: while the phrase "American as apple pie" is a thing, it's something of a misnomer. Apples aren't New World, and apple pie was a thing prior to Europeans heading over to the Americas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple

Apples have been grown for thousands of years in Eurasia before they were introduced to North America by European colonists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pie

Originating in the 14th century in England, apple pie recipes are now a standard part of cuisines in many countries where apples grow.

Apple pie was brought to the colonies by the English, the Dutch, and the Swedes during the 17th and 18th centuries.

Although originating in England and eaten in Europe since long before the European colonization of the Americas, apple pie as used in the phrase "as American as apple pie" describes something as being "typically American".[31][32] In the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, apple pie became a symbol of American prosperity and national pride. A newspaper article published in 1902 declared that "No pie-eating people can be permanently vanquished."[33] The dish was also commemorated in the phrase "for Mom and apple pie"—supposedly the stock answer of American soldiers in World War II, whenever journalists asked why they were going to war. Jack Holden and Frances Kay sang in their patriotic 1950 song "The Fiery Bear", creating contrast between this symbol of U.S. culture and the Russian bear of the Soviet Union:

We love our baseball and apple pie
We love our county fair
We'll keep Old Glory waving high
There's no place here for a bear

Maybe we should use "American as chocolate chip cookies" --- those were invented in the US.

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Tjareply
programming.dev

As American as regular school shootings. Nobody else has those.

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Hmm. I'm in the US, but I think my favorite style is the Dutch style, which has that streusel topping with brown sugar and cinnamon.

That being said, I don't know whether Dutch apple pie actually originated in the Netherlands.

kagis

Hmm. Well, I don't see anything that clearly indicates that, though it looks like the Dutch did make apple pie without strusel topping, at least at one point:

https://www.historicalcookingclasses.com/oldest-dutch-apple-pie/

The first printed Dutch cookbook appears in 1514 in Brussels . It is called Een notabel boecxken van cokeryen (a notable book of cookery). It is filled with many tasty recipes involving the use of luxurious products, and it also has a great apple pie recipe. The apples are richly seasoned and cooked in a luscious layer of dough. The spices used to season these apples are the most expensive ingredients in the 16th century. Back then, this was a pie that was only eaten by the richest people in town. Nowadays, everyone can enjoy it.

investigates further

https://www.timesunion.com/tuplus-features/article/Regardless-of-true-origin-Dutch-apple-pie-a-6652475.php

These guys think that what we call Dutch apple pie in the US may be actually a development in the US fusing various European dishes:

Many pies will grace the Thanksgiving buffet today, and perhaps one of them is a Dutch apple pie, topped with a buttery, crumble crust laced with chopped walnuts.

The name Dutch, however, is a bit of a modern-day misnomer.

The etymology of these names have historic roots that pervade the ties of colonialism in the New World and old European traditions. The term Dutch, now used specifically to identify people from The Netherlands, was once used interchangeably to describe people from both Germany and The Netherlands.

The Dutch and Germans each had their own version of an apple pie that would include a lattice crust or be more cake-like in consistency.

"Dutch apple pie is not Dutch. Our 'appeltaart' is either more cake-like or made with a buttery crust," says Peter Rose, a food historian and author specializing in Dutch cuisine.

But where did Dutch apple pie originate, and why the walnuts?

"The Netherlands certainly has walnuts and perhaps adding those makes it Dutch. In his book of 1655, Adriaen van der Donck remarks on the quality of the walnuts here. The Dutch are and were very fond of nuts. In New Netherland (the Dutch American colonies), it was customary to offer 'nuts ready cracked' to visitors," says Rose.

Black walnut trees grew with abundance in the Northeast — one of the few sources of nuts — and the American ideal of "make it do," paired with the availability of the nuts, apples, sugar (thanks to triangle trade stops in Albany, where rum was made for British bastions in New York and western Massachusetts) easily led to pie (which was more of a breakfast food at the time.)

Beyond that, dairy farming as an industry didn't begin in America until the 1800s, and butter was used sparingly. (Many apple pie recipes from the time will call for a touch of cream, but not butter.) Making a simple strudel of sugar and walnuts, a technique long employed in Europe, could replace the top crust and save the precious golden butter for other uses.

As New York settlers began to move into Pennsylvania, they took with them the habit of crumb toppings on pie. In her book, "The Lost Art of Pie Making," Barbara Swell lists various Pennsylvania Dutch pies with crumb toppings (like shoefly, vanilla custard and sour cherry), stating that most of the original pies in the area are the unique cake-pie combination Germans were known for.

Many of the settlers in that area were also French Huguenots, who brought with them a tendency toward flakier, crispy doughs and crusts that we associate with pie today. The claim can be made that modern Dutch apple pie actually has French-colonist-in-Pennsylvania origins.

Hmm. So maybe Dutch apple pie derives from a dish that started in England, has a crust from France, a cake crumb topping from Germany...but that the fusion probably happened in the US, maybe in part due to limited availability of butter in the early US. So at least my favorite form of apple pie probably was developed in the US, though it was a fusion of various European dishes.

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There are fancy restaurants in London specialising in almost anything.

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lemmy.world

As a European just let me say wow.

This is wrong on so many levels. And I assume you're not aware of half of them.

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lemmy.world

As a Canadian, lol.

I hope I'm aware of at least 3/4's of the levels of wrongness. We're pretty influenced by American culture but still have our own identity. It seems to be fading a bit with time but I remember travelling to the US and thinking why is the yogurt so sweet? Why is the bread sweet?

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I went on a work trip, pancakes had so much sugar they did not taste good, then powdered sugar on top, and a large slab of butter. The table syrup was just brown glucose-fructose. It was terrible. For dinner we went to Panerra bread, again everything you expect to be savory was so sweet.

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

As a Central American I'm... kinda clueless. What's this about? Enlighten me, please!

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discuss.tchncs.de

Aside from the environmental impact of driving 10 (!) Extra miles (or at all) for a tiny bit of extra ice cream, which is neither healthy nor needed. It just doesn't make sense on a personal financial level to waste so much gas to get a cheaper (per volume) treat. For a European driving to get ice cream alone is ridiculous as many placed have ice cream shops in the town we live in that we walk or bike to.

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Adding to that, it's not even icecream but a industrial replacement of (likely) dubious quality.

So one could get more in better quality cheaper if consumed regularly.

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

Oh, I thought they were taking about the ice cream itself as if it had some ungodly ingredients and sprinkles of human rights violations. Now I feel silly.

Thank you!

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Kissakireply
feddit.org

some ungodly ingredients and sprinkles of human

What an unfortunate line break after this

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yermawreply
sh.itjust.works

I was thinking with the petrol expense factored in wouldn't it work out cheaper just to buy 2?

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yermawreply
sh.itjust.works

I also dont know how much a blizzard is. I imagine theyre basically the same as a mcflurry from mcdonalds?

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Looks like a blizzard is in the realm of $6? I don't go to DQ, but living in a region with many of them I can say gas is generally accessible for ~$2.50 so unless you're driving something that gets 10mpg there's basically no way to make buying two be worth it. I only have to fill up gas once every month or two because my car is a plug in hybrid and I rarely go more than ~40 miles in a trip so it's unlikely I use gas at all. With free nights I don't even really pay much to fill my battery.

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lemmy.ml

I would report the DQ on the left to corporate. Fast food franchises have standards they meed to follow in order to not damage the brand. The franchise owner will absolutely get spanked for that.

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iAmTheTotreply
sh.itjust.works

You're assuming the one on the left isn't the one already doing it correctly.

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As a former DQ regular (one of my favorite treats as I drove cross-country) I can say that the one on the left is definitely very short. Like, "I want my money back" full Karen "I want to speak to the manager" short.

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reddthat.com

No. I could probably get 3 gallons of ice cream at the grocery store for what one of those costs.

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Tbh I don’t really need the full blizzard anyway, most of my enjoyment comes from the first several bites then the rest I finish out of inertia. I’d rather have half the size twice as often, from a calorie-counting perspective.

Also you could just buy a bigger size with your gas savings if you really needed it.

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Honestly dude, just show them the picture, and tip an extra 2 bucks when you go. They’re minimum wage workers, they don’t give a fuck and they do not get tips ever at dq. They will remember that shit forever and do that for you.

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Got to be honest here, I know and patronize a lot of Mom & Pop shops, but it hadn't occurred to me until just now that there were still independent ice cream shops anymore. I'm super jelly that you have one available to you.

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lemmy.ca

No, I’d show my local this photo and ask why they were shafting me.

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Or the other way round.

Some franchises try to eke out more profits and corporate might not like how that degrades their brand.

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Uuh let's get some real ice-cream if we're all driving around here?

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No, I don't need all those extra calories. I also would eat at a local shop instead.

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20 minutes total or 40 minutes total? Honestly probably no to both. Depends how regularly it is.

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Take those pictures to the closer one, ask to see the manager, sweep your bangs back behind your ear, and Karen the fuck out of them. Justice achieved

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Accessing the food court without a membership is hit and miss per location isn't it? Like, they really don't want people eating there without a membership but the way the stores are laid out they can't really prevent it so it's all down to how badly each individual store wants to enforce that rule.

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I can’t tell what size blizzard this is thanks to the short cup, they’re usually taller. (Where I am in the US) They’re $4.99 or so for a medium, that’s my best guess. 20 miles round trip for the further “better” blizzard, 40 minutes in the car at that distance means city/town driving, so I’ll guess 18mpg. Extra gallon of gas for that round trip is gonna be ~$3+ USD unless you’re in California, and then it’s probably $4.25 or so.

Your best bet is to not waste gas, time, and wear on the car and order the next size up if your gas is $3-ish, or maybe order two if you’re in California.

No, I would not drive further.

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I'd probably just buy the next size up at the closer store if I wanted that much. I usually buy the smallest size & end up throwing about 1/4 of it away.

Still, when I go for ice cream(*), I'm going because it's a treat. Getting one overstuffed like the one on the right would certainly trigger more dopamine.

So, I guess it's a coin flip depending whether or not it's a nice day for a drive.

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lemmy.nz

Nah I'd just buy none and find something better closer. Or if I was desperate buy two of the shit one.

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I'd take the five minute trip to the store and buy a half gallon (really 1.5 quarts, assholes) for the same price.

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20 minutes each way? No. 20 minutes total? Yes. Though, not if I'm working. I'm not getting off later just to get some ice cream.

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sopuli.xyz

What is a DQ? Either way no I wouldn't drive for any of them.

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For overpriced aerated ice cream? Just go to the local supermarket and get some good ice cream. It's cheaper it'll taste better.

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Without a doubt yes. Why? Because I bet the customer service and wait time at the 2nd one is better.

I’m too damn grumpy for that.

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lemmy.world

Nah, for the obvious gas reasons. Now, is it was a Foster Freeze... still nah, but I'd certainly consider it if I had other business in that town and could get a Boss burger alongside it.

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Yeah, unfortunate. Even within Cali, it's not like they went the way of the In n Out, I see them close down more than open up. It's too bad, they're the OG blended ice cream, apparently making the Twister back in 1946.

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btr_fan87reply
lemmy.world

I keep seeing your comments tonight with kagis used as a verb. I've been interested in trying kagi for a while now. How do you feel their indexing stacks up to Google? I like them from an ethical standpoint, but paying for a browser that doesn't work well might be difficult to pallete I'm afraid.

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I guess that they're okay, but I didn't use them because I was unhappy with Google's index, but rather because Google didn't offer a no-log, no-profile service. I didn't want to be in a constant fight with service providers who are trying to make their money via whatever alternate route they can (selling one's data, profiling, showing ads, taking payment from people to get higher result ranking, whatever). Just wanted to pay them up front and not deal with trying to figure out and try to mitigate the latest way in which I was the product.

If Google would offer YouTube service that provided a no-log, no-profile option, I'd probably consider that too. That is, I don't have a problem with Google-the-company so much as I do the fact that they've decided that providing a privacy-oriented service isn't presently worth it to them. Kagi does have a video search that indexes a number of video streaming services (including YouTube, PeerTube here on the Fediverse, and a number of others), but you're still still needing to stream the video from the provider.

The only premium Kagi feature that I make much use of is their Threadiverse search ("Fediverse Forum" search lens), as there isn't really a great way to replicate that browser-side, and other search engines haven't bothered to implement it last I looked. They keep adding stuff, but I mostly haven't bothered to try the new stuff out.

looks

It looks like at some point, they added a Usenet archives search, which I actually commented here at some point saying they should implement. So maybe I'll make use of that. Right now the main alternatives there are Google Groups, which I don't think Google has been doing much work on in many years and has a kinda-broken index that mingles Usenet results with other scraped forum results, and a small search engine that some indie person set up that doesn't have much by way of filtering functionality.

As to result quality, Kagi has some trial option where someone can try out a limited number of searches without paying anything, so you can try it if you want to see whether their results are what you want.

paying for a browser

I don't use their browser, just their website. They have a plugin for Firefox that I use that makes it slightly more convenient to use them as a search option.

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sh.itjust.works

No. For starters I'm a metric kind of guy. Secondly I'm not that into blizzards.

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Ten years ago? Maybe. Not regularly but as a treat. I might talk with the manager about my concerns. Might even take it to corporate if I'm still unhappy. If I still don't like it, then I would just probably go without instead of exerting extra effort.

Now? No way. I'm so fed up with companies giving us less for more, I participate as little as I possibly can.

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rumbareply
lemmy.zip

The one by me just closed. They made the image on the left look grand.

I went there six months ago and tried to order three separate things off the menu which weren't in stock.

A lot of these older franchise style companies don't have anybody at the helm making sure that the franchisees are doing them justice. Dairy Queen only exists because they're making a consistent product with a little fanfare.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

"A consistent product with little fan fair"

I don't see the problem. It's not great ice cream, but it's cheaper than practically anywhere else.

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rumbareply
lemmy.zip

The problem isn't that it's nothing special, The problem is that the quality has been dropping for years in a lot of locations. It's that dreaded food service downward spiral. People initially go to you because you have something special going on. Eventually for one reason or another you need to make more money, so you need to raise prices or drop servings, quality. Raising places and or dropping quality brings you less customers so you have to continue raising prices, dropping quality or both.

Dairy Queen is on the decline and will disappear in upcoming years. They're cheap because they can't make any money not being cheap. Twist is, You're not making enough money being cheap either.

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Ah, I haven't experienced that, but it could just be that the ones near me are well run. Quality wise I haven't really noticed a difference, even my dad agreed (who worked for DQ back in like the 70's I think) that it tastes pretty much the same as it always has, even if we've personally outgrown it and no longer find it appetizing.

You sparked my curiosity enough that I looked up the price.

The small Oreo cookie blizzard that I remember as a kid, which I will get a few times a year probably, is $2.89. I didn't realize the different flavors have different prices, though I guess it makes a little sense?

https://dairyqueensmenu.com/dairy-queen-blizzard-menu/

Can't speak to the rest except to say the steak fingers I tried again a few years ago after a 30 year hiatus are as horrible as ever.

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No. I am not driving extra to get marginally better meh ice cream.

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lemmy.world

DQ can't stay in business around me with their crap ice cream. Also gas isn't free.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

You say that, but even McDonalds can't keep their blizzard-knockoff machines running. DQ's got that shit locked down. They've been serving air-fluffed-icecream-surrogate the old fashioned way for decades. It's as American as health insurance that costs more than rent.

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Oh i live in a touristy area so its local cheap awesome ice cream everywhere.

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Everywhere I have lived and visited that was car centric has had local dairy farms with ice cream nearby. Lucky? Or do I just look around more than others?

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Why is everything a parody of the original lol. Flurry.. Blizzard.. Anyway what's everyone's opinion on this, are Dairy Queen's Blizzards better than Mcdonalds' Flurries?

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You made me curious. In case anyone else is also curious; the Blizzard has been around since 1962 and has existed in it's current form, with all the stuff mixed in, since 1985, and the McFlurry was created by a Canadian franchisee in 1995 and started rolling out around the US in 1997.

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I like the Starbucks here that's better than the other one

'Cuz the other one's not as good

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lemmy.cif.su

No.

I wouldn't buy either though because you're paying dollars for something that costs pennies.

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lemmy.zip
  1. Let people enjoy things
  2. factor labor into your cost of goods sold
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icystarreply
lemmy.cif.su

Ah yes, rhetoric for you to justify their profit margins.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

If you wanted one, and someone broke down the logistical costs out for you, what percent of the cost going to profits would be acceptable to you, assuming all the other "line items" on that breakdown were justified (power, wages, raw materials, building maintenance, transportation, etc)?

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icystarreply
lemmy.cif.su

Whatever is enough to keep me just under the amount to qualify for welfare.

Fuck the ruling class.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

That's not an answer, because it ignores my question. I asked you what percent of the cost to produce the good would be low enough for you to agree that it's fair. I'm not even asking for a specific cash amount, just a percent. If you want to give an amount that's fine too.

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Your answer equals just less than $20,000, but your complaining about a less than $3 blizzard, so that can't possibly be the right answer. Maybe you don't understand how numbers work?

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icystarreply
lemmy.cif.su

They're charging you the most you're willing to pay while giving you the least you're willing to accept.

You're not "just" paying for convenience, your paying for the luxurious lifestyles of those maximizing profit and defending them in the process.

I used to think useful idiots were the exception.

Edit: Downvotes check out. It's easier to fool a man than to convince him he'd been fooled.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

Do you make all your own food, clothes and shelter yourself with foraged materials from the land you live on?

I'd love an idea world too, but the one we live in requires compromise, like sometimes trading your labor for things your labor can't easily produce. Like drive through ready fluffy air-laden ice cream.

You can do it yourself, but you'll have to raise a cow, travel Madagascar or Mexico for wild vanilla beans, extract sugar from somewhere (sugar cane might be easy to get for you), and I think there's gelatin in there too, good luck with that. You can probably carve a bowl and spoon fairly easily, as well as appropriate the salt, but the ice might be a problem depending on where you live.

Taking a month to ferment and distill something to get some alcohol to make vanilla extract would amp up the flavor, but that might be more trouble than it's worth (it is fun though).

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icystarreply
lemmy.cif.su

Do you make all your own food, clothes and shelter yourself with foraged materials from the land you live on?

Lol, the mental gymnastics you people resort to in order to justify being taken for a ride.

Let me just say this: the profit margins from my spending habits are significantly lower than the profit margins from yours.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

Maybe, but you didn't answer any of my questions in any kind of a good faith way, which tell me your talking out your ass and haven't actually thought about any of your words. What percent or amount is fair? How much do you value work other people do for you? If you don't value it at all, how do you justify not doing everything yourself. Other people don't want to be making you ice cream, prob because you're an asshole, but regardless they'd do it for money, not for free.

So the question stands, if you don't do everything yourself and presumably also participate in the system you were born into, what percent or amount do you think is a fair amount to pay for other people's labor?

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icystarreply
lemmy.cif.su

I answered your question honestly and in good faith.

If you want more details, you can do your own research and find out the exact percentages. I'm not going to do it for you.

Come back and let us know what you find since it matters to you so much.

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I know what they actually are, I'm asking you what percent above cost you think is fair for someones labor. And like I said in the other thread, your strange caginess about not giving a number when your whole rant is about profit margins is just fucking weird.

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americans really don't have thoughts or feelings, this is their whole culture aside from concentration camps

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lemmy.hogru.ch

I used to love Dairy Queen until I went vegan. Now they can go fuck themselves for supporting an industry that rapes and abuses animals.

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burntbaconreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Eh, if you'd ever like* to hear my story of why I don't feel comfortable around horse owners anymore, I'll tell you the very long (well, short in most ways) and sad tail tale that I have. Rape may not be exactly the right word, but it's not far off either.

*demonstrate your 'like' by hitting the spoiler... warning, it's unpleasant and I type so I can get it out, not relay it like a high school essay

::: spoiler spoiler So my buddy has a mother who wanted to get back to her youth as she came into the mid-life crisis, and bought a small ranch with three horses. My buddy wanted to be a vet, and so what better way to get him some practical experience than letting him care for the horses and participate in all the vet stuff that needs to be done... Well, seeing as the best way to get to hang out with my friend was to help him with his chores so they get done faster, little baconbit often helped out with stuff going on at said little ranch.

Well, one of the horse facts of life is that they sometimes have foals. Interesting fact that you totally may not have realized, but for a mare (that's a female horse) to throw a foal (that's fancy talk for having a massive vaginal shit that is totally horrific), they need to be bred (in every pornographic meaning of that word...) by a stallion. So when the bacon bit showed up after school to help said buddy, there, cramming in by way of the eye orifice, is a picture of sin: a strangely old looking cowboy type with soapy hands getting very touchy feely with his stallion (cleaning is super important, because we've fucked horses so badly [okay... that was purposeful with the 'hole 'rape' thing] that it is incredibly easy for diseases to take root when horses copulate, so caring breeders and owners wash both the male and female parts very thoroughly first, and the mares have their tails bound so the individual hairs don't stray from the main portion of the tail being held up and to the side... and sandpaper the poor horse dick), and the two mares tied up in the main open area of the barn.

Well, one way that mares have of showing their displeasure with a male trying to mount is to kick, which can kill the male. There are, or were, several videos you can find on youtube showing very expensive stallions becoming a very large problem to bury when that happens. So standard practice is to prepare and manage the mare, one part of which is keeping a halter on them and someone holding them in place so they can't move forward and make room to kick out. Well, you can guess what job that bit of bacon got that day... I can still very clearly remember the way the poor mare acted when it was her turn to be bred. I made sure to never be around that particular time anymore, because of course they did the whole exercise once more a year or two later. :::

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deegeesereply
sopuli.xyz

Hey it’s that joke about how do you know if someone’s vegan “don’t worry they’ll tell you”

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Oh so hilarious! Next time I’ll be sure to keep my mouth shut to avoid offending the fragile carnists; obviously their feelings, their “health conditions” and their taste for flesh matter so much more than animals’ lives.

Byyyyyye 👋

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lemmy.world

I wouldn't walk 20 feet for those. Fast food is not healthy or cheap. The ice cream you can make at home is easy, cheap, and usually tastes better than anything you can purchase.

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lemmy.today

Why does everyone on Lemmy seem to get so snarky about convenience? They're talking about an ice cream that they can get while they're at work, not everyone has the free time to make ice cream themselves. And I bet even if they did someone would be snarky about how milk tastes better if you milk your own cow for it instead of buying it.

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baggachipzreply
sh.itjust.works

“You use a machine to make your own ice cream? A hand crank doesn’t use electricity and produces a superior product.”

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talreply
lemmy.today

It sounds like Dairy Queen technically sells what was sold as "ice milk", since it has a lower butterfat content than "ice cream", until the federal government removed that classification in 1995:

https://www.mashed.com/1408082/what-happened-ice-milk/

The Reason Ice Milk Isn't A Thing Anymore

Many current popular frozen desserts were once categorized as ice milk and more in fast food restaurants than most people realize. According to Dairy Queen, its soft serve cannot be labeled ice cream because it only contains 5% butterfat and was called ice milk until the FDA eliminated the category. "DQ® soft serve fits into the 'reduced-fat' ice cream category and our shake mix qualifies as 'low-fat' ice cream," it states.

Dairy Queen is far from the only fast-food chain that doesn't actually carry ice cream — at least not the legal definition. The next time you order a Chick-fil-A's Icedream or McDonald's ice cream, you're eating the modern version of ice milk.

It sounds like ice milk is more prone to ice crystal formation than ice cream.

I don't know if it's possible to do a Blizzard by hand crank. Like, even if you had the same mix, it might require more-vigorous machine mixing to keep the mixture smooth.

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talreply
lemmy.today

I guess one could invent some sort of mechanical cranked device that maybe has multiple people cranking and some sort of geared system to combine their inputs and produce the same level of mixing as an electrically-driven system.

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See, there you go! Now, for the mix-ins: you can’t just go buy a Snickers bar, that has a plastic wrapper and HFCS. Making your own Snickers is so much better and rewarding. And you’d better mix it in by hand!

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I know for certain when I had the icedream's as a kid, there were a ton more of the ice crystals that you could feel. It was one of the appeals, honestly, when done right, because it was different enough from regular ice cream to be a novelty.

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talreply
lemmy.today

And I bet even if they did someone would be snarky about how milk tastes better if you milk your own cow for it instead of buying it.

That's why you just grab a few buddies and some axes and chainmail and raid a farmstead, let the farmer class do the herding and milking. Though that does raise the difficult issue of how far you're willing to travel on your raid to get the best milk.

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how far you’re willing to travel on your raid to get the best milk

I'll travel to the private room to get the breast milk, that's for sure.

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I think you're just picking up on the fact that we're better than everyone else. It'll sink in eventually and you'll become one of us.

For instance, you probably posted this comment on a malware-laden capitalist phone or, even worse, a store-bought computer running Windows, with dirty factory electricity.

I, on the other hand, am posting this comment on a solar-powered pc built entirely of recycled parts, purchased locally and anonymously with foraged currencies. I haven't seen a single advertisement in my entire life, and while I do run Linux,I won't tell you which distro it is (Arch, btw) unless you ask.

You'll get it eventually, unless you're a tankie. Or a liberal. Or a vegan (or not a vegan, we haven't made up our minds on that yet).

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Heightened snobbery brought about by inherent nicheness in this forum.

Oh people. Lol

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not everyone has the free time to make ice cream themselves

But they have the free time to drive some extra 20 miles (supposedly) for ice cream? I mean, the whole thread exploded in shitty takes, but driving some 35ish kilometres extra for some extra ice cream is a wild take to begin with 😅

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lemmy.world

Because I was raised by an idiot redneck that fed me the typical American diet, I was an unhealthy fat kid. So I'm going to call garbage out when I see it.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I mean this as softly as possible:

It's not your job to shout at people online and be negative about things in relation to your personal past traumas.

You might be intending it as help, but you're just coming across like a raging asshole.

This sort of behavior is a sign that you have a lot of shit to work through still. I'd expect that this sort of aggressive admonishing didn't work on you, and is part of that shit you have to work through. Don't perpetuate it.

From: Someone raised by a narcisist anxiety riddled wino with emotional regulation issues, and an absentee emotionally unavailable depressive man with ADHD.

Not trying any sort of one upmanship, just highlighting that plenty of people have personal traumas. Try to not make it the world's problem to deal with.

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Few things:

  1. Appreciate ya.
  2. I'm neither shouting or trolling.
  3. Don't eat garbage.

It seems to me that people here are getting really upset by the idea that buying a sugary treat commercial product is trashy. Growing up I had no choices other than trash. Now I'm going to call out trashy behavior when I see it. Eating junk food is trashy.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, but walking anywhere only feels good if you walk in shoes made from leather you have tanned from your own cow. Why even bother walking in mass produces fast fashion tennis shoes? Anyone can tan their own hide and make some shoes. It’s much more comfortable and a better fit than store bought.

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tburkholreply
lemmy.world

Leather? You want to kill a cow just so you can walk around? A few days barefoot and you'll grow your own self-replenishing leather. If you really must waste resources on your feet, I recommend cutting up an old, used tire. Same techniques as leather footwear, but re-use rather than murder.

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If you really must waste resources on your feet, I recommend cutting up an old, used tire.

https://www.instructables.com/Tire-Sandals/

First, forget about using steel belted tires.  Just don’t try it.  They are HARD to cut no matter how you do it and it is dangerous with tiny bits of steel flying around your face and eyes.  Not to mention that eventually you will get a sliver of steel in your finger or foot.  If you have ever gotten steel in your finger, you know how aggravating that is.

There are plenty of nylon belted tires you can use.  The most common source is the little donut spare tires in newer cars.  These are the ones marked ‘Temporary Use Only and Don’t drive over 45 miles per hour.’  The reason being, they are not steel belted.  You can get these at the junkyard or just steal one out of your neighbor’s car when they are unloading groceries.

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protistreply
mander.xyz

Your recommendation is to make your own ice cream?! Lmao

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deegeesereply
sopuli.xyz

That’s a fine suggestion in a cooking forum, and completely asinine to a general audience.

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