Enjoy yourself, have fun with your wife, and don't overhtink-it, your dick won't fly away

You are overthinking it. Just enjoy yourself and take ear protection — besides the concert being loud, teenage girls scream really loud.

You'll be among the pool of husbands and dads who also had to go. Enjoy not waiting for the bathroom the whole concert.

But yes, you are overthinking it. Go have fun and do what you do naturally. Maybe you don't have to constantly be giddy every second for 2 hours.

Put on your shortest shorts, ask your wife to do your makeup, and dance like no one is watching.

Had the same feelings going to a Taylor Swift concert with my grilfriend as a middle age man. Turns out, nobody paid attention to me because they where to busy screaming their lungs out and filming the show. Yeah, I could be a background stander in someone's video, but they definitely would be the main character, not me. Everybody was there to have a good time and enjoy the artists and other people's outfit. Don't worry, you'll do fine. Especially if you also like the music, that will be a connection. And usually the crowd for these artists will make you forget being uncomfortable and you start dancing and singing yourself a bit. Because if you see people crying, screaming, moving as if they are epilleptic but actually are dancing, you are less bothered with how you yourself look. Only regret I had was that I didn't get to experience the whole living up to the concert feeling, just because of the anxiety.

People don’t go to concerts to look at the audience. If anyone has a problem they are a gate keeping moron.

You will probably feel "out of place" and there will probably be few people of your demographic....... But no one cares. If you enjoy your time with your wife and enjoy the concert, it doesn't really matter.

I been to a bunch of goth metal concerts as a middle aged man. It's mostly young people dressed in black goth apparel. I'm there as a serious middle aged guy in a normal T-shirt and jeans. It's never been a problem. Many times the other concert goers will be quite welcoming to share their music taste with someone.

Own it or stay home. By owning it, I mean just enjoy yourself & I guarantee all is good. I can’t say the same about the demographics of the fan base. People are people and just do your best, don’t assume anything , be kind & direct when speaking & just present the best you.

I'm also in my 30s. I've been to a bunch of "girly" concerts with my wife and have had a great time at all of them.

It's much easier to enjoy life when you let go of notions of what you should or should not be enjoying. Music doesn't need to be gendered. You can just enjoy it for what it is.

In fact, I'd extend the idea to countless other facets of life: there's so much pointless gendering in society that does a huge disservice to everyone, men included. I'll give you a dumb example: I used to hold the notion in my younger years that if I were given a purse to hold, that I had to hold the purse in such a way to telegraph that it wasn't actually my purse. Like grasp it like some kind of ape man or something. Like... What is the fucking point in that? It's so goddamn dumb and childish. Now I often take turns holding my wife's purse (it can be a bit heavy because it also doubles as a diaper bag for our toddler) and don't give a single fuck about doing so.

I can give you countless other examples where I was raised with incredibly damaging ideas ultimately stemming from toxic masculinity that I have painstakingly excised from my psyche.

One of my favorite things about getting older is that I give less of a shit about anyone else's opinion, every year. When you're 40, you're gonna laugh at how worked up you got about this.

just be free to go, who cares -- as long as you can enjoy it, nobody's harmed. So go and have fun with your wife!

Guy over 30 here. I went to a PVRIS concert recently, and apparently the singer is a LGBT icon. Also the opener was Scene Queen. I definitely didn't fit into the demographic, but I didn't feel like I was sticking out either.

It was an awesome concert. IMO you're overthinking it. Just have fun.

You are overthinking it. No one cares. Just do what you have to do.

The people who judge will be out of sight in a few hours but the regret of not going will be with you till you die.

If you go and decide you like it then explore other girly things too.

Fuck gender norms, do whatever sounds interesting.

You're going with your wife. She's your human Teflon.

As a single adult man any space not specifically targeted to you will draw heat and dirty looks. With a wife and/or kids to hide behind the world is yours for the taking.

Be aware of the venue and how crowded it could be. I've been to plenty of metal shows in my youth and been waaay to close the speakers. Surprisingly, what fucked my ears worse than anything was when I got invited by a girl friend to see the band "Live" (known for the song "The Dolphin's Cry") at a standing room venue. I was only like 20 but still being packed in tight among countless shrieking girls/young women gave me tinnitus for a week and my hearing has never been the same since.

Really though, don't worry about how you are perceived. Just have fun, but maybe bring ear plugs just in case. Hell, I likely should have worn earplugs for most of my concerts regardless.

Just go mate. I'm often the only guy in my pilates class.

It's possible you will feel weird about being there and not enjoy it. I was to two concerts of one of my favorite bands and I just didn't really get it and enjoy it that much, because it was in a big crowd. The "live" thing just didn't do it for me, so my conclusion is that I just prefer music by myself.

But the mood at the event itself shouldn't keep you out, you like what you like and if it's a cool community, they will not gatekeep it.

My wife and I

Showing up alone would be a bit weird. With your wife, nobody should give you a second look.

Enjoy the show. In the last two years, I was at 2 shows where a male companion and me were the oldest. And one show we were only beaten by boring parents which waited in the bar area instead of listening to a great show (imagine grumpy older Gen X being on their phones the entire time). It felt weird at first. Teens and young adults all around me. Every teen had so much swag and I needed Vexillology lesson because there were so many queer flags and didn’t know existed. The shows were nice (Tessa Violet and Cavetown) and I had a great time. Everything was calm, the bar always free, I guess because money is a lot tighter when you are young. If people notice you they’ll think you are a cool dude cause you enjoy good music.

Take an edible and have a good time. No one cares.

I'd say you should worry about it all you want beforehand, but make sure to go, and make sure to leave those thoughts at the entrance. These thoughts/emotions are there for a reason, but IMHO they are more useful for preparation, not for the event itself.

I sometimes even mime putting such intrusive thoughts into an imaginary box, locking it with a key, and setting it down somewhere, or tossing it over my shoulder. This sort of ritual helps me to really cement my intention of leaving something that I no longer need behind.

Also, having you wife with should be a great help, for obvious reasons. But really you are an adult, as long as you don't show up in a sailor moon costume I doubt if anyone will be paying much attention to you at all.

I have a friend that flew from Vancouver to Toronto to see Black Pink… alone … as a 30ish white man. You should be fine

While you're there, you'll probably see someone twice as out of place as you, and immediately forget about them.

Just stay with your wife, it is not weird to accompany her...

What band / singer?

I just reached my mid-40s, and at the same time, I realized that I have been overthinking everything. Nobody cares, and those that do, you shouldn't care about. Too many missed opportunities because I thought it worried too much and did too little. I think my new outlook may have been influenced by the ever increasing deaths of people around me. Time keeps speeding up, I'll be dead soon. So will everyone. Do whatever you want, be nice to people, it'll all be over too soon.

They would never film you if they think you're grumpy, because they're hired by the venue, the labels and artists, and it would be considered bad PR for them.

The cameras ususually only catch the front rows anyways, and the concert is way different and more relaxed when you arent in the mosh pit.

You're also going there to enjoy it, in contrast to the parents that just go there because of their children, that will likely look way more grumpy than you.

I went to a local band performance where the median age of the audience was around 14, with me as a 40 year old in attendance. I felt self conscious for about 2 minutes until the show started. Then I didn't care anymore.

Banger show. I'm glad I went.

You do you, dude. Don't worry about what others might think about your attendance. Vote with your dollar. Spend it on stuff you want to enjoy.

Just go, dude, like if the "girls" in the band weren't hitting their 30's

I went to a Jonas Brothers concert with my wife a few years ago and I had this same worry. I went, was overwhelmed by how much my ears hurt from how loud the entire crowd of women screaming was, and ended up enjoying the performance, even if I feel like I was sticking out for now being that excited.

There was some solace in seeing other dudes in the crowd, probably feeling exactly like I was

I have a worry that someone is going to start filming me for being ‘grumpy’ or whatever

Embrace your future memetic fame

Don't overthink it, have fun, bring good earplugs.
No seriously, there are plugs meant for shows, designed to not butcher it too much, merely attenuate it all a bit.
First, you'll avoid tinnitus.
Second, it blocks out quite a bit of the other show-goers background noise.

If you're taller, always make sure there aren't any shorter people behind you. If you're having fun, smile, move a little, enjoy the atmosphere. You've got nothing to worry about and have a great time!

It would only be weird if you went alone

You're going with your get-out-of-jail card wife

I'm not sure about "girl pop" concert vibe, but i don't see much video pointing out at people in the crowd in concerts (in fact, i only remember one, and it's not really being mean at the person). Also there may be some kind of survivor paradox here : the video you see of young adult woman may not be a realistic depiction of the crowd, there probably is people just chilling, but they're less interesting to film, so there's less video about them. I'd say enjoy yourself !

Nah, just go and enjoy yourself