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Flaqueman
sh.itjust.works

I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

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LiveLMreply
lemmy.zip

Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing

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MrFinnbean
lemmy.world

People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

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GreenKnight23reply
lemmy.world

exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.

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SirSamuelreply
lemmy.world

David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho

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Telexreply
sopuli.xyz

Too bad they changed the writer and ruined the series.

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SirSamuelreply
lemmy.world

Oh yeah, sorry, I meant season. Season 4 with David and Katherine. Every episode landed (imo) and they bounced off each other like mad. And Donna not having a massive crush on the Doctor was also refreshing. "Too skinny", lol

Fully agree that the show quality has been spotty at best. Which writer/showrunner do you think started the decline? Moffat had a good run with Matt Smith (although I hate what he did with the Weeping Angels, for creative reasons. For that matter, Russell Davies wrote Love and Monsters and that one is definitely on my skip list.) I think Peter Capaldi got shafted tho. Such a waste of talent

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Rhaedas
fedia.io

Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

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Cortreply
lemmy.world

Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.

Like, it's been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don't know how to mind his own damn business

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DragonTypeWyvernreply
midwest.social

Clippy never bothered me, because I turned him off.

Sticky keys needs to shut the fuck up and realize plenty of games require hitting those keys repetitively, it's been thirty years.

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Rhaedasreply
fedia.io

There went my theory. It was a bump, and then a flat tire.

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Etterra
discuss.online

"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."

-Microsoft, allegedly.

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dwemthyreply
lemmy.world

"I'm telling!" It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do

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Sundray
lemmus.org

What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

A blob semen can actually be useful!

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Whats_your_reasoningreply
lemmy.world

After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)

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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com

So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

😘👌

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themakarareply
lemmy.world

Nah, just someone who enjoys the humor in messing with multi-billion dollar company :'D

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themakarareply
lemmy.world

In 2016, Microsoft launched the chatbot "Tay" through Twitter. That's it's profile picture. Within 16 hours, trolls (mostly 4chan probably) had conditioned her to the point that Microsoft had to shut her down. The bot praised Hitler and posted all sorts of other offensive, controversial Tweets.

Afterwards, a narrative was created that Microsoft "killed" Tay because they could not handle what the internet did to the "child" it had adopted. Thus taking her away from "us".

And since I just used the word "us" close to 4chan: No, never been, probably never will be. Just enjoying the chaos and drama of Microsoft taking a punch.

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