'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds.
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For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.
I don't even know how many a Brazilian is.
They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn't take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It's an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.
I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.
Inject = Shove through a small needle :D
Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.
I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the "Doctor" used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I'm not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305
This tracks.
I'm so glad that Kim Kardashian exists to inspire young people today...
🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)
The butt lift (Come on)
So you can take that fat blob
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵
Wait, even if it fat doesn't rot it still doesn't integrate into tissue at the site of injection, right? It's just loose fat tissue pâté that adds volume with no structure?
I'm not sure
I'm glad. I've seen it a few times and that wasn't my first guess.
Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.
The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.
They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.
Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?
I know what to do
Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.
Neurosurgeons who specialize in spinal surgery.
Brother. Please just look things up before you make yourself look silly.
You forgot the inability to properly wipe their ass (also mentioned in the article).
Reminded me of bart
You can't even sit down for 6-8 weeks after the procedure. Like WTAF.
Look at this reddit comment of someone who had one.
Seems like a very mean spirited and spiteful person would have their day made by other people having problems.
Eh, when it's problems that could have easily been avoided by not doing something completely unnecessary I lose sympathy
Imagine if you love going down on your partner and the smell of rotten flesh is a few inches away.
Would make me think of my mother
Goodbye internet
I looked at the subreddit for bolted on butts, and they're so gross.
"Smells like something died in there"
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