At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.
it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.
I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies
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OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons
"Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"
"What was his problem?"
"If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"
"A gay bar."
"I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"
"I am serious; a gay bar."
cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire
"Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."
2 seconds later
"Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"
“Enjoy your death trap ladies!”
Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed
You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980's WWF and I'd totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.
Entry to US denied
Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?
My bad! Here you go, king.
Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)
You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.
LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.
Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"
Ask and ye shall receive
Perfect!
There's something not quite right about this place....
This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!
Have fun in your death trap fellas.
Where is that from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ
At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.
As all good stories start
Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀
Probably any furniture store
Leather World.
Aww they’re all such good friends <3
When you realize only 'leather world' might have the sofa you wanted
If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.
So many roommates!
Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.
El Bimbo starts playing 🎶
lol at the one Seahawks jersey
it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.
It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.
clip a leash on and take one home :3
why are they all out of shape
There not tho
Must be the U.S.
strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?
Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though
Average sedentary white dudes, sure
Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.
this person does not work out
Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.
are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape
I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies
Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.
it's a standin for "good looking and fit"
lol this comment chain just keeps on giving