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Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Musk

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

“I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Muskhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-begs-americans-to-stop-being-so-nasty-to-elon-musk/Open linkView original on lemmy.dbzer0.com
lemmy.world

Honestly, if Ted Cruz said something nice about me, it'd just make me feel dirty.

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And we're talking full on "covered in the slime of a putrid and somehow racist land slug" levels of dirty.

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Well, I'm not American, so I'm going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit

And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American

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Calling him something that he is not would be unfair. That's why calling him nazi piece of shit it's ok.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

don't throw our trash into the ocean! Compost. then eat the veggies. It's the only environmentally friendly thing to do.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

Don't eat junkfood...

I'm telling ya, compost and eat the veggies.

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mander.xyz

The environmental cost of improperly disposing of billionaires is far-and-away offset by the very lack of the billionaire.
I think we can eat that cost and enjoy the benefits.

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lemmy.world

While perhaps inconsequential to the benefit accrued by removing the billionaire…

Disposal methods aren’t weighted against that, they’ve already been removed. So we’re selecting between various disposal methods, and really, we have no reason to not be green about it.

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Yes, i just thought we were speaking in the context of a certain submersible.

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When a billionaire reaches the seafloor it's referred to as a billionairefall and it's actually an important aquatic ecosystem. A single billionaire can feed dozens of different species including fish, crabs and some marine worms that only feed on vile billionaire carcasses.

Unfortunately these species are struggling right now because we aren't throwing enough billionaires into the ocean. So please, do it for the worms.

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One might argue that the red mist they introduced to the ocean helped to support the local biosphere, and since every piece of the "sub" that was able to be located was recovered, that the whole event was a net gain for that area of the sea.

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lemmy.world

Real rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.

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lemmy.world

He thinks Americans should express gratitude to Musk? For doing what, exactly?

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Wait until you hear the shit Trump says about your dad and your wife, Ted, being so concerned with mean people and all.

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lemmy.world

Musk cos played as a politician so he could lift sanctions and policies in the way of his companies. Now that he's done that he'll go back forcing himself on his secretaries

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But think of all the food he's doing? He'll probably buy them a horse first.

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Ted Cruz looks like his soul left his body long ago, and now he’s just a skeleton wearing a skin bag exclusively saying things nobody with a soul ever could or would.

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I do not like that man, Ted Cruz

I do not like him in the news

I do not like his stupid words

That spew from him like verbal turds

I pray to hear the day he dies

For once, a good, Ted Cruz surprise

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lemmy.world

He thinks we should be nice to Elon but he has no problem with people like Trump calling his wife ugly.

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I don't think people are nasty enough to him. Until he's a fucking hermit, too ashamed to show his face in public again because he knows everyone despises him, we need to be nastier.

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lemm.ee

The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.

They will have to worry, though.

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We know he doesn’t have a problem with that, he also doesn’t have a problem with an insurrection

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Listen, I'll gladly stop being nasty to Elon Musk. Just as soon as he kills himself.

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This guy is absolutely desperate for a friend who might be able to help him politically. Anyone to get him on tv. He’s like a scab that prople keep picking. Loathesome human.

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“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”

~South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham

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Can we just slaughter these people already? Take what they own and redistribute the wealth?

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Is this the snowflake I have been hearing so much about? Why does he look like he is about to cry?

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I would tell this asshat to go back to Alberta, where he was born, but I would not wish such harm on Canadians.

So instead, I will link a now somewhat out of date, but otherwise fairly comphrensive youtube video explaining how shitty this guy is.

Renegade Cut - Nobody Likes Ted Cruz

He is a slimy worm who believes in nothing, but just appoints himself the mouthpiece of the whatever the crazy republican flavor of this particular election season is.

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Funnily enough alberta is considered the redneck of canada, I doubt he would feel out of place there

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Why hasn't this shitstick been deported yet? And why is Rubio still here also?

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lemmy.world

Don't put this evil on them. They were justifiably worried about Brittney

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I can't say "yes" because I refuse to give Ted Cruz positive reinforcement.

But it's appropriate.

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aussie.zone

I'd be happy to start being more nasty to Ted Cruz instead.

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slrpnk.net

Anthropomorphic slime mold asks disgusted public to treat anthropomorphic slug better. Film at 11

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Rafael is a name of Hebrew origin.

Cruz is a Spanish name.

Ted is the name of a serial killer.

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"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." - Al Franken

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lemm.ee

The NAZI needs to be driven out of this country. It is nearly destroyed because of him.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Technically his name is Rafael Edward Cruz and it's not that uncommon for public figures to go by their middle name or a diminutive thereof🤷

That being said, fuck Cruz with a rusty rail spike.

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If they don't respect the preferred names of trans people, then they shouldn't be afforded the same respect in return.

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It's of Theodore AND Edward

Other examples of famous Tedwards include

  • Ted Danson
  • Ted Kennedy
  • Ted Koppel
  • Ted Turner
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This dude loves having his face suctioned to someone's ass. Really is a slime ball.

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On Christmas night, does Ted Cruz leave a can of beans out in case Rorschach visits his home?

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If Ded Cruz asks for something ... my automatic reaction is to do the exact opposite

Thanks Ded ... I'm going to hate Muskrat harder

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If these people like the work he is doing, that immediately makes it bad and highly likely unlawful to the rest of us out here in actual real society. Also, this guy not understanding why a thing is has got to be the least shocking thing in the world. Not a guy with a finger on the pulse of his constituents, let alone the nation.

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If we take a small, pause from treating xelon like the scum he always was, we will be sure to direct all that energy your way ted head.

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He rooted out massive waste, fraud and abuse, and he did so at enormous cost to himself.

massive waste and enormous cost got me. this is just an appeal to feelings as always.

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lemmy.world

Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven't forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.

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I don’t believe in killing billionaires. We can easily afford to build an oubliette with the recovered wage theft.

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