Spyke
lemmy.world

Time to start posting reviews with:

  • "This game is impossible to win!"
  • "I was told I could take Kyiv in 3 days. I've been playing for 1,190 days and I'm still not even close to Kyiv."
  • "Why is my enemy using smart guided anti tank rockets and my soldiers are riding bicycles and wearing Adidas knock off sneakers into battle?"

Who knows? Maybe the Russian military is out of tactical ideas and trying to crowdsource a military strategy from gamers to take Ukraine because they can't do it themselves.

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"Blatant land and money grab with impossible grind. Offers pay 2 win, but even pay 2 win doesn't get you through the grind. I'm selling all the oil I can for in-game currency and it's not even making a dent. Huge rip off"

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"In a February 2022 blog post the dev team said they would release a new Kyiv map in 3 days, it hasn't been mentioned ever since"

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When I got captured I was treated better as a POW than when I was treated by Russia.

I don't understand the goal of this game. Is it to loose as much friends as possible? Because that's the only thing I'm good at.

This game is not realistic at all. I can't even rape and torture anyone, like I did at the front lines.

How come there are modern weapons in this game but we have to use WW2 weapons in real life?

I could go on and on....

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Duh,just rocket jump all the way to Kiev. If you go fast enough no one will be able to stop you.

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I mean, the US put out the game America's Army as a recruitment tool.

Passably decent multiplayer shooter for its time. Good enough to kill some time with.

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That's gonna be the next major Gamer lack of media literacy:

"I didn't know I had the option to just shoot at the russians who were being racist toward me, uninstall the game, and masturbate for weeks at a time. This game is trash and full of plot holes"

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sopuli.xyz

The last of America's Army games, see this steamdb page for screenshots. I tried it years ago and got a vibe of proto-insurgency, it's somewhat realistic, even the tutorial is decent, but as you can imagine they just wanted a good recruitment tool and this wasn't it.

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Dasusreply
lemmy.world

I played it back in like 2003. It was pretty fucking high class back then, when it came to realism. You could cook nades and decided whether you roll or toss them. You could also peek/lean. I believe it's kinda common nowadays, but those were some fancy things back then. CS wasn't even CS:GO back then, but like CS 1.5-1.6.

I never played it through Steam though.

Played on American servers and always had like 180 ping. Still managed to snipe decently.

But even back then I understood it was obviously propaganda, because you're never allowed to play as "the bad guys". You're always an American, and you're shooting people vaguely Middle-Eastern enemies. From your POV, you'll rock an M16, but from your enemy's pov, you're using an AK47.

I think if they hadn't tried forcing that bit, it might've seen more success.

Pure propaganda, sure, but I enjoyed it as a kid.

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Makes sense. The government probably didn't want to fund 2 games studios when 1 is fine.

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It also had a link to thier recruit sign up page in game if I remember correctly. Also was one of the first free to play milsims.

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lemm.ee

Politics aside, this is just Door Kickers with russian AI images all over. At least be creative when making propaganda.

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ChicoSuavereply
lemmy.world

The last time a Russian had a cultural achievement that impressed the world they had a tsar. There is nothing worthwhile coming out of Russia anymore.

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Nah, the last time they did that was 1985, when Tetris came out.

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Nightwatch was fine. Daywatch not so fine.

Tetris slaps. But that was the last time Russia added to human culture

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A tsar? What? I'm not even defending the USSR, but there were great cultural achievements coming out of Russia and the larger USSR, both critical and propaganda, in literature and film.

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lemm.ee

I wonder how people in the Middle East feel about Call of Duty.

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nagaramreply
startrek.website

I'm sure the people of Gaza are always excited to play the "counter terrorists" on Dust 2 as well.

It took watching a bunch of videos on Israeli weapons development before I learned who uses the fucking Negev

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BigPotatoreply
lemmy.world

You're not going to find a weapons maker with an unproblematic background (part of the problem with sourcing arms for your SRA meetup) but IMI certainly has a bad one.

They've also got a number of totally iconic weapons though. Separate the art from the artist and all that.

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Of the lines I draw in my gun purchasing decisions (you're right they're all war profitiers), IWI and the like is the only one that I actively disuade people from.

That being said, the engineering history nerd in me is easily compelled to learn about design philosophies

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Back in 2018, Steam stated its approach to content on its platform was "to allow everything onto the Steam Store, except for things that we decide are illegal, or straight up trolling".

...

A social media account linked on Steam to the game's developer includes a post suggesting Ukraine's refusal to surrender will provide "a lot of content to make more missions in our game".

I'm pretty sure that qualifies.

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Both the developer, Pivotal Games, and global publisher, SCi Games, of Conflict Desert Storm are British. Pivotal Games closed in 2008 and SCi is a shell subsidiary of Square Enix. The publisher for the American release was Gotham Games, a subsidiary of Take Two Interactive, which closed down in 2003.

AFAIK, the Conflict series was not developed or funded by the United States government. To my knowledge, only "America's Army" is a game directly funded and developed for the US government's military branch. It also is published by the US Military.

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Can I shoot my training cadre in the tutorial like those Central Asians did near the start of the war?

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The developer better avoid driving any cars lol

Just going to install the game to leave a negative review because if anyone deserves a review bomb it's this.

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lemmy.world

The ol Ender’s Game approach. Interesting move. Let’s see how it plays out.

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Someone needs to do a mod where your armour is tissue thin and there are waves of fibre optic drones coming down at you.

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Also, the soldiers are on crutches and there are side missions to loot toilets.

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This game probably sucks. But I do want to play a game where you get the full russian conscript experience. Cruel and incompetent leaders, squad mates you can't communicate with because you don't speak the same language, equipment that doesn't work right or that you are not trained to use making bootleg alcohol that can make you go blind and a button that lets you commit suicide.

I am sick of being special ops or some lame shit in every military game.

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I thought to do the same, but I don't want Russian software on my pc. Who knows what backdoors are built in.

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lemmy.world

Another thing to add to my list of why steam is a fucking shit hole since green light went away.

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Tattorackreply
lemmy.world

Yes... Because all those games where you play as some American grunt fighting in the middle East is something totally different and not comparable at all.

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goodeye8reply
fedia.io

I want to see you explain how Spec Ops: The Line is the same thing as this propaganda shit piece.

I get the gist, I agree that games like America's Army shouldn't be on Steam but you can't just broad stroke all "grunt in the middle east" games as propaganda. They can end up being something totally different and not comparable at all.

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goodeye8reply
fedia.io

I'm not sure I follow. Are you acknowledging the very fallacy you stepped into?

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Tattorackreply
lemmy.world

And it looks like you don't understand what the fallacy means.

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Okay dude. Come back when you've stopped being a cryptic little shit and can communicate like a normal person.

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infosec.pub

A small fraction compared to the indie games and puzzlers, or are you one of those just shut the whole thing down so nobody is happy kind-of people?

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Tattorackreply
lemmy.world

No, I'm one of those "I hate double standards" type of people.

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lemmy.world

Of course Steam would allow this.

Notorious libertarian Lord Gaben has no issue taking fascist money.

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Imagine getting thousands of kids addicted to gambling, while people still sing your praises. Cool world, cool people 👍🏼

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