Spyke
discuss.online

So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.

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mmddmmreply
lemm.ee

That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.

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M137reply
lemmy.world

that word in your comment, doesn't look like a thing.

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Smeereply
poeng.link

Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that's what they mean by "a lifetime supply"?

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leminal.space

If your taste buds are working, it'd be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.

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Besides anything killing you insufficient quantities, or if you end up being trapped ankle deep but head first in of that barrel, probably. It's been open so there's a good chance that something got in there. Botulism will kill you really good.

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lemmy.world

I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

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Lizreply
midwest.social

Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.

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Damn straight. Peanut butter is the best tasting food in existence and adding sugar to it is wildly insulting.

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MimicJarreply
lemmy.world

probably for hunting.

Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

Take my peanut butter away?

From my warm sticky hands!

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Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?

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lemmy.world

I don't know what you think is going to make it spoil at 0-30K. (Maybe the freezing could destroy some organic compounds) A few hours in the oven and it should be fine.

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chickenreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

By temperature controlled I was thinking like, a root cellar, not negative 400 degrees

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lemmy.world

Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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This is probably like... number one on the "my partner might be a doomsday prepper" checklist.

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Smeereply
poeng.link

A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.

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lemmy.world

Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

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Is this some 'The Price Is Right' reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

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Those particular drums are usually used for solids, but with a plastic liner inside they can be used for viscous liquids as well. I wouldn't fill one with a low viscosity liquid, you'd want a plastic or metal drum for that.

Those drums in the picture are really badly filled as well, I'd have rejected them if they'd turned up to the warehouse looking like that back when I was doing QA.

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MTK
lemmy.world

So potentially I can have a PB bath for around 100$? Neat

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Going to be honest. I was looking into sources of bulk organic goods and saw that Eden Foods sells 55 gallon barrels of soy sauce for roughly $3,000. Far beyond justifying for any pay I've ever had, but for how much soy sauce I go through it is tempting that it's there.

But then again I opted not to buy anything from that company because the founder is very openly Catholic, and I don't know what their political leanings are. I'd rather not accidentally support another Hobby Lobby if I can avoid it.

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