microblogmemes·Microblog MemesbyTrack_Shovel You unimaginative ass lampsView original on slrpnk.net514Comments46Reply
DDagwood222 lemm.ee18Hide 18 repliesAlso, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object. A Yukon hairdryer. A Baltimore oilcan. A Moscow boot lace. A Nairobi ice cream cone.59Reply
Apeman42 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesA Saskatchewan can opener The ol' Miami snowshoe I think you're on to something...24Reply
DDejected Warp Core replylemmy.world4Hide 4 replies A Moscow boot lace. Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?13Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBoth. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.5Reply
DDagwood222 replylemm.eeI did the both commnet before I saw yours. The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.2Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social1Hide 1 replyThat's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.7Reply
DDagwood222 replylemm.eehttps://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'3Reply
DDagwood222 replylemm.eePfui! That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.7Reply
MMac replymander.xyzReminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.4Reply
vvisc lemmy.worldIt’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.25Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesYou're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!22Reply
samus12345 replylemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesThey probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.7Reply
qqarbone replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."7Reply
samus12345 replylemm.eeEh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.1Reply
ttoy_boat_toy_boat lemmy.worldthis is such a stupid fucking post edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun. or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun.. fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.14Reply
nnutt_goblin lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour12Reply
OOwljfien replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyIf they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc2Reply
SkunkWorkz lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesDutch cursing formula: Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”9Reply
Tattorack replylemmy.world"Vies vuile kanker leider!" Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.2Reply
NNoneOfUrBusiness fedia.io2Hide 2 repliesYou're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.6Reply
stinky redlemmy.com3Hide 3 repliesChat GPT has joined the conversation: Funny ones: bewildered crap muffin janky bitch canoe slippery hell donut cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin moist bastard pancake turbulent ass goblin sneaky cockwaffle beetle unloved fart sponge pickled shit wizard forgettable piss cactus Scathing ones: sanctimonious dick weasel malignant fuck crust insufferable shit barnacle joyless bastard vampire vapid cockroach husk obnoxious tit gnome worthless twat lantern hollow bitch statue septic bile ghoul conniving dickhead otter 5Reply
SSirdubdee replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWas dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?3Reply
llugal sopuli.xyzMaybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought3Reply
agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry3Reply
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Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol' Miami snowshoe
I think you're on to something...
I'm howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
I did the both commnet before I saw yours.
The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Why not both?
What's a "Rusty Venture"?
That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs
And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
San Diego thank you
or a crap cocktail.
It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.
You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!
They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.
It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."
Eh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.
this is such a stupid fucking post
edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.
or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..
fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.
I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour
I was laughing. Now I feel personally attacked. 😅
You're not wrong tho
This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.
What up you decrepit shit magnets?
If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc
Dutch cursing formula:
Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”
"Vies vuile kanker leider!"
Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.
Big round plague sufferer
You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.
This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern
same with "you fucking fuck fuck"
I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"
Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies
Chat GPT has joined the conversation:
Funny ones:
Scathing ones:
"Malignant fuck crust" goes hard.
Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?
I ... Have no idea
I have never heard it before
Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought
As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry
Reminds me of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Fyi, there's a sequel(!) and it's really cool.