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DDagwood222 lemm.ee18Hide 18 repliesAlso, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object. A Yukon hairdryer. A Baltimore oilcan. A Moscow boot lace. A Nairobi ice cream cone.59
Apeman42 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesA Saskatchewan can opener The ol' Miami snowshoe I think you're on to something...24
ddejected_warp_core replylemmy.world4Hide 4 replies A Moscow boot lace. Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?13
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBoth. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.5
DDagwood222 replylemm.eeI did the both commnet before I saw yours. The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.2
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social1Hide 1 replyThat's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.7
DDagwood222 replylemm.eehttps://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'3
DDagwood222 replylemm.eePfui! That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.7
MMac replymander.xyzReminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.4
vvisc lemmy.worldIt’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.25
potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesYou're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!22
samus12345 replylemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesThey probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.7
qqarbone replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."7
samus12345 replylemm.eeEh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.1
ttoy_boat_toy_boat lemmy.worldthis is such a stupid fucking post edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun. or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun.. fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.14
nnutt_goblin lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour12
OOwljfien replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyIf they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc2
SkunkWorkz lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesDutch cursing formula: Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”9
Tattorack replylemmy.world"Vies vuile kanker leider!" Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.2
NNoneOfUrBusiness fedia.io2Hide 2 repliesYou're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.6
stinky redlemmy.com3Hide 3 repliesChat GPT has joined the conversation: Funny ones: bewildered crap muffin janky bitch canoe slippery hell donut cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin moist bastard pancake turbulent ass goblin sneaky cockwaffle beetle unloved fart sponge pickled shit wizard forgettable piss cactus Scathing ones: sanctimonious dick weasel malignant fuck crust insufferable shit barnacle joyless bastard vampire vapid cockroach husk obnoxious tit gnome worthless twat lantern hollow bitch statue septic bile ghoul conniving dickhead otter 5
llugal sopuli.xyzMaybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought3
agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry3
Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol' Miami snowshoe
I think you're on to something...
I'm howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
I did the both commnet before I saw yours.
The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Why not both?
What's a "Rusty Venture"?
That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs
And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
San Diego thank you
or a crap cocktail.
It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.
You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!
They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.
It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."
Eh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.
this is such a stupid fucking post
edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.
or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..
fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.
I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour
I was laughing. Now I feel personally attacked. 😅
You're not wrong tho
This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.
What up you decrepit shit magnets?
If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc
Dutch cursing formula:
Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”
"Vies vuile kanker leider!"
Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.
Big round plague sufferer
You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.
This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern
same with "you fucking fuck fuck"
I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"
Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies
Chat GPT has joined the conversation:
Funny ones:
Scathing ones:
"Malignant fuck crust" goes hard.
Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?
I ... Have no idea
I have never heard it before
Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought
As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry
Reminds me of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Fyi, there's a sequel(!) and it's really cool.