Spyke
Kookie215reply
lemmy.world

Oh yeah! I forgot thats how it works these days, you can just make anything a fact now.

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lemmy.world

I still can't get over how it must feel to just spout whatever bullshit comes off the top of your head and know that at least about a million people are going to truly believe it without question, no convincing, no arguing, just "it's true." "Yup."

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Hegarreply
fedia.io

It's definitely not true, although it is funny to think about.

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lemmy.world

It's almost better if it's not true. That will probably piss off Trump even more, because they are lying but so many people will believe them and troll him with it.

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MikeOxlongreply
lemm.ee

I think no one is saying it’s happing besides this meme, and definitely not “top Chinese officials”

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We could do the JD Vance treatment. They don't care if what they that's important is true, why should we about something stupid like this?

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Apparently he just answers unknown numbers on his private phone during meetings in the oval office, and quite a few people have that number. Someone should send him the link to the meme.

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lemmy.world

It's obviously not true, if they were to do that to him then he would absolutely be ranting about it on truthsocial and calling for an all out war on China... At which point we'd see the signal chats because hegseth would have added at least 3 outside people to it.

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I'm not so sure. For clarity, I don't think it's true either, but, if it was, he probably wouldn't tell anyone about it, because, the fact that they could do that to him makes him look weak. If there's one thing a narcissist will chew off their own toes to avoid, it's looking weak in front of people. It's the same reason he uses bronzer and hair dye.

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If Trump suddenly starts mentioning Obama in his tweets for the first time in months, then yeah, it's True. Otherwise, fake.

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It's about as true as the Trump claims that the Chinese are calling about a trade deal.

Both sides are actually nglike they are standing off, but both are trying to get things resolved in secret.

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People are saying it's true. People. Lots of people. The best people are saying it's true.

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Joncash2reply
lemmy.ml

It's not true, I have it on good authority they're playing Biden and Kamala speeches.

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OK, listening to that doddery old coot would only be slightly better than Trump.

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I don't believe for a second that it's true, but the possibility that it is amuses me.

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This is the main reason why uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we recorded those speeches

-Barack Obama

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lemm.ee

Even if it's not true, this is what I have decided to believe.

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IEatDaGoatreply
lemm.ee

It's just short for "this is a big deal" grandpa

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Oh. Well what do you do with all the free time you save by not spelling out the word 'deal' every time?

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So, as I understand it in the current culture of Social Media, the term 'BREAKING:' now universally means 'here's some shit I just pulled out of my arse.' Does that sound correct? Everything's always BREAKING!

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