Spyke
lemmy.world

Just last week, someone left a note for me saying I'm a "goddess among mortals" for making a carrot cake without raisins.

I'm an overweight 40-year-old man with a beard. She hadn't seen who made the cake, so she was just making a guess that the baker was a woman, but still. Funny experience.

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I’m 38, male, chubby, can’t grow a beard for shit.

Raisins are wank. You’re “a goddess among mortals”.

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dustycupsreply
aussie.zone

Who the fuck puts raisins in a carrot cake?
I have honestly never experienced an abomination. Not that there is anything wrong with raisins, but in carrot cake?

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lemmy.world

The recipe I used actually suggested raisins in the cake and walnuts in the frosting. While I don't mind either on their own or in other things, carrot cake is supposed to be creamy and smooth. If I wanted crunch or chew, I'd choose...I dunno, german chocolate or something.

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dustycupsreply
aussie.zone

Walnuts on the frosting is fine with me but a lot of the ones from the shops used to put them in the cake - not so good.

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I did also leave the walnuts out because my son is allergic, so there's that. But left to my own devices, I'd rather have the walnuts on the side.

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Oh shit, you are a goddess among mortals! Carrot cake is one of my all time favorites so I keep trying it despite being disappointed every time that someone put raisins in it. It’s just mean.

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corrodedreply
lemmy.world

I'm not even sure what that could mean. Maybe using chopsticks instead of a fork? I've always just eaten food with whatever utensil is typically used for that type of cuisine. I think most people, Chinese or otherwise, eat Chinese food with chopsticks, don't they?

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ahornsirupreply
feddit.org

That's just how you eat rice with chopsticks? How else are you supposed to do it without making a giant mess?

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Based on the post context it probably came across either as a backhanded or possibly with a racist sounding context. Like a woman being told she can use a wrench like a man comes across as sexist.

A ton of people in the US eat nearly every type of food with a fork, spoon, or knife. I have to go out of my way to ask for chopsticks most of the time, and most of the people I see eating at other tables are using forks.

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I keep meaning to make sticky rice at some point. I also tend to eat rice with chopsticks at Chinese restaurants, but anywhere else the rice is too loose

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lemmy.world

My old work number used to have a 404 area code. I work in tech. It was a fun inside joke.

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LOGIC💣reply
lemmy.world

Nothing looks cute on an ultrasound. Humans are hardwired to see babies as cute, and even they don't look cute on an ultrasound.

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One complimented my bladder, so I guess that spleen seems mighty good about now

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My female colleague told me the other day I'd make a great dad because my tattoos are all black and white and that would be great for kids because they could color them.

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I had a teacher once that got turned on by veins. I found out after graduating because I met her at a bar and she was horny as hell from seeing my forearms. I use to climb a lot so veiny arms are part of the deal. So, a compliment about my veiny forearms was... special.

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As I was sitting at my desk with some tea and a stroopwaffel, one of my coworkers commented that I "really knew how to live."

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"You like like a modern interpretation of some Greek god of spice" I had a spig of rosemary tucked behind my ear and a shirt that reads "why so salty"

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lemmy.ca

Nurses tend to like the veins in my left arm so I've had a few comments on that.

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Gerudoreply
lemm.ee

Oh I get this one. It's usually along the lines of "the blood bank would love to have you" or even "I could find your veins blindfolded"

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Yeah I got "wow, I could hit that by throwing a dart from across the room!" I am a favorite of phlebotomists, and I guess could be a successful junkie.

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Got laid once because of my veiny arms so, not only nurses like them.

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lemmy.world

I don't know how weird it is but I've been told a few times that I have a "calming presence". It's a very nice compliment, just don't understand why or how.

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essellreply
lemmy.world

This is sometimes what happens when someone grows up around someone who is volatile or unpredictable.

Natural adaptation.

Could that be why?

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lemm.ee

Compared to pretty much every other response, this is real bland, but I recently had a librarian at the community college I attend tell me something like how my name is a nice name.

It's not a special name in any way, just a run-of-the-mill Biblical name tons of people have. For obvious reasons, I won't tell what it is, but this is the first time I've ever gotten a compliment about my name.

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lemm.ee

I wish I had a name like that. Instead I have one of the more common and much more generic names.

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First girl I ever kissed complimented me on my nice looking hands at the teenybopper bar. Weird at the time, took me a couple of decades to realize women look at our hands, think of us touching them.

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Irish people ask me what part of Ireland I’m from. I must do an amazing Irish accent despite being Scottish and have never visited there. I blame the fact that central Edinburgh doesn’t have a strong Scottish accent and lots of Londoners/Americans study here.

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lemmy.world

I "chew sexy"....was eating pizza at a girlfriend's house.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

"You have the most beautiful intestines!" And several other similar things as I was checked for cancer.

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I was once told that I ‘look like I’m going to ask someone to the Sadie Hopkins dance’. I assume they just meant I looked nice/dressed up, but it just struck me as interesting phrasing. Random people just tend to talk to me; a couple weeks ago I was at the gas station and an older guy struck up a conversation and commented that it was nice to see someone smile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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lemmy.world

Her "you look like Kevin federline"

Me "well fuck you too"

Her "what?! He's hot!"

Me "I stand by my statement"

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there was a comment thread where there was something along the lines of "when my roommate peed you could HEAR how his urethra was wider than a normal person" and I don't know how to feel about it

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I've had several people throughout my life tell me they like my earlobes. Had a friend as a kid, and her adoptive dad was obsessed with them. He was a very quirky and funny person, it was never creepy but still weird.

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"You have a beautiful brain" while looking at MRI pictures of my head.

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