Spyke
lemmy.world

He is said to have used the name “PeteHegseth” to sign onto Sleeper.com, a fantasy football and sports betting site, last August

The man in charge of the US Military, everyone.

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.... How did you guess that? Now I'll have to change the combinations on all my luggage ...

(That joke isn't relevant anymore, though, now that you can't use locks on your luggage that the government doesn't have the key for. That was too absurd even for Mel Brooks.)

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lemmy.world

Who's got Hegseth linked to child porn, sex trafficking, or other dark shit through Signal on their bingo card?

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When we filled out our bingo card, we just put 'Trump' in the centre.

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Trump: "Putin May Be Just Tapping Me Along”

Germany Is Now the World’s Leading Democracy

Blue man suit

I gotta make all new cards now.

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MagicShelreply
lemmy.zip

I mean he has something in his psyche driving him to alcoholism. I don't know what it is, but something is eating him from the inside.

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Almost enough to make me wish I was putting together an "Internet Safety for DODummies" slideshow this year. There's a whole art to calling senior leadership dumbasses without it being so overt that you get paperwork for it and this fucking guy can't stop feeding me the ingredients for some great material.

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Nowhere accessible, unfortunately. Gave up access to my shared drive at the end of the contract, decided to smoke weed and get fat instead.

It was the right choice.

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lemmy.today

"All over the Internet" yet I can't fucking find it.

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That returns Mike Jones

Also, that was a 3-4 hours after I posted, so

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On Reddit at least, it seems like the answer to that depends on the political conveniences of the situation at hand

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I got it (I got it), I got it I got your number on the wall I got it (I got it), I got it

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lemmy.world

I actually remember when you didn't need an area code unless you were calling long distance lol

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What's your pain med of choice? I like children's chewable ibuprofen because I already have too many pills to swallow.

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lemmy.world

Fun fact: To get a discount at the retail checkout without giving your personal info, you could use Jenny‘s number with your local area code. More times than not it would be accepted. ‘Haven’t tried this in a while though.

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I did that last month at a new-to-me grocery store. Saved $5! Jenny needs to use her gas points, though. She has a ton.

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meco03211reply
lemmy.world

You can tell he's stupid cause of the way he is. That's pretty neat.

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You can, apparently a decent portion of the population can't.

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You reached the end