My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She's brilliant and meta.
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said "daddy I know you're going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries" and I said "son, you're 38 years old, why the hell haven't you moved out yet?"
Bro... if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn't even have such a balance.
My 2 year old walked 9 miles uphill in a shitstorm to buy me a pack of Lucky Strikes and a 40 of Hurricane. Little bastard is such a problem solver. He took a garbage can lid and used it to sled the shit back home. He earned his slimjim and chocolate milk that day.
I expect him to be a cage fighter when he grows up but it wouldn’t surprise me if he becomes an assanot. He swears one day he’s gonna send me a selfie where he moons me from the moon.
He’s a single father himself though so he knows what I go through.
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She's brilliant and meta.
My 5 month old performed my wife's knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world's first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn't want to explain it cause she's mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Damn. My 8 month old bit me.
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said "daddy I know you're going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries" and I said "son, you're 38 years old, why the hell haven't you moved out yet?"
I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.
I think you're missing a 'not' after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse
LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D
I only realised after reading your comment.
Bro... if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn't even have such a balance.
There's person holding the baby that's been shopped out
I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it's just as easy to do *italics* like this
_This_ also works.
It does, but on Android I can (well honestly I hit the little Italics button on voyager and it does it for me, with those) just press shift 8 for *
Some frontends actually have a button that does it automatically and even puts my cursor between the marks conveniently
Child labor laws ruined this country
And then the car clapped
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
This just makes me angry
Because his white fit will get filthy?
I think it's just that op can't stand seeing such an independent woman
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would've just bought my mom a new car.
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Mother of the year
This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other's posts.
Weird. I'm used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
What a good kid. She raised him right. We tried getting ours to pick up milk from the store across the street around 1 yo.
My 2 year old walked 9 miles uphill in a shitstorm to buy me a pack of Lucky Strikes and a 40 of Hurricane. Little bastard is such a problem solver. He took a garbage can lid and used it to sled the shit back home. He earned his slimjim and chocolate milk that day.
I expect him to be a cage fighter when he grows up but it wouldn’t surprise me if he becomes an assanot. He swears one day he’s gonna send me a selfie where he moons me from the moon.
He’s a single father himself though so he knows what I go through.
Babys first huff of gas fumes
A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.
Because you just got wooshed.
I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They're too short for this.
Ye of little faith.
I don't know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak
Nothing gets past you two
My God it’s a joke
You guys downvote for this? They should have replied instead of downvoted