Spyke
lemmy.haley.io

That woman in red licking her lips really wants to change that diaper

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tenchikenreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

The orange wrapper means that cheese is gonna be the oldest and stinkiest variety.

The ol' Camembert '69.

They'll both need new dentures after tonight!

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Ever notice MAGA are so unoriginal that they all look the same? The whole lot of them have minmaxed their looks to a preposterous degree. All the women look like the same bleached blonde red lipped Karen tradwife and all the men look like the same chubby bearded Rayban trucker hat wearing assholes.

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Which is hilarious, because all of their fashion choices in this picture are pretty tacky grandma fashion choices. Merriam Webster puts it perfectly:

"Marked by a cheap showiness: GAUDY.

Marked by a lack of style: DOWDY."

The loud clashing patterns, unflattering large hairstyles, and huge statement costume jewelry are basically that to a T.

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If this is maxing their looks then that gene pool was utterly fucked to begin with.

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I was going to start signing "Hungry Eyes" but she might take it as a call to a buffet.

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I just told my little daughters that if they didn’t stop fighting and go to sleep I’m bringing this woman to see them.

The sad little chorus of “nooooooooo” could have been a hit short.

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Couldn't take my eyes off her. KFC should hire her for advertising. I can get the smell of want off her from the far side of the Atlantic.

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There are not that many adult blondes, the whole idea of that being proper hair freaks me out. I had a kid switch from gymnastics to diving, and all the clubs with dive coaches were in the suburbs. Suddenly I am sitting among all these blonde ladies, what the fuck? ALL of them got their hair bleached and blown out straight, all of them. Some fucking Stepford wife shit.

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lemmy.ca

These people vote and are politically active. Are you?

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telllosreply
lemmy.world

No, people who were supposed to vote democrat decided to abstain to show them!

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SCmSTRreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Lmao I don't think he swings that way (nazi). I'm pretty sure Dave Bautista is a chill guy. I'm going to go look this up now though.

Yeah, he's an active democrat supporter, and according to wikipedia:

"He once had a tattoo of a meteor on his arm, a logo associated with former friend Manny Pacquiao, but had it covered up with a sugar skull design after Pacquiao made homophobic remarks."

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I have a modicum of respect for Bautista navigating away from the "muscle man" archetype into a more complex actor.

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All with trump's unmistakable fetid, fecal note under it.

Sorry, I thought it then needed to spread the nausiating olfactory mental image.

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You can just "feel" the stupid radiating off of them.

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lemmy.ca
  1. Name them!
  2. Vote for scariest 😱

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feddit.org

Give Me Orange Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You

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She might be our one last hope; I don't think TFG would survive the night with her!

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  1. Meredith (pronounced Meeerdith)
  2. Nancy
  3. Patricia
  4. Lindsay
  5. Susanne
  6. Dolores
  7. Indira (parents were hippies)

Number 4 is the scariest of them all.

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  1. Priscilla
  2. Patricia
  3. Marta
  4. Nelida
  5. Betty
  6. Dirty
  7. Yes h e is right you know

Scariest for me, most close and deeply committed racist no brain psycho

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Optionalreply
lemmy.world

Survey says . .. . . DING

Apparently, yes. According to this Salon article which is one of the oldest links I found with it, it is credited to (Getty / Chip Somodevilla).

Also, it's from 2016.

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Their fashion sense is timeless (for that demographic)

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I don't get it. It's just a solid pantone color swatch DS 5-8 C

Can anyone explain this to me?

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Looks like several already have their pearls to clutch too.

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