The bar was raised while Tate was in Romania. He’s gonna have to step it up to fit in now. A couple of swastika neck tattoos ought to do it.

You may be on to something. maybe there's a branigan's law about rapists and pedophiles in Florida. Once you hit a certain limit the state just stops accepting new ones.

Trump must be back at Mar-A-Lago rn

I hear Washington DC is taking applications

Seems like there’s a lot of room for that in FL.

its called virtue/performative signalling, he will probably quietly allow them into the state when all the news blows over.

I wouldve figured he'd be hiring him as his campaign manager.

"a broken clock is right twice a day"

I wouldn't be surprised if DeSantis is actually afraid Tate could take his job

Florida just got rid of one pedo/rapist. He doesn't want a replacement.

Every broken clock is right twice a day, more than Ron the santis

Send tate to florida. Then get out a saw, and cut Florida away and into the Ocean. Then use ropes to connect Hawaii and Alaska to the mainland.

Now you can claim that only connected states can be states. Also, international no fly, no sail zone 300 miles around florida at any time. No one leaves.

That's the T Rex option. Like when your two least favorite teams are playing and you want them both to lose. T Rex takes them all out.

Department of human trafficking control

Likely he will get some labor rights related stuff, then will help in gutting worker's protections in the name of "Hustle culture", after that he will take the blame for the fallout and land into some another position.

We are establishing a department of rape and scams, and these guys know all about it. Look at them now. With a tear in their eyes, the Tate brothers said Mr. Trump we'd be honored to head the department of rape and scams, and we'll be sending you some bitches as soon as possible.

Sounds like cabinet material.

I mean... He seems exactly like the kind of person they would want to associate with. He must have spilled a lot of beans while in, or to get out of prison.

They align on their values but DeSantis considers himself Trump's rival for the presidency.

Well, their recruitment along with the Silk Road guy is all part of Trump's plans to start massive human trafficking and drug trafficking organizations. He needs their expertise in human trafficking so he forced Romania to let them come here.

The current node for human trafficking, to help cover where people are being sent, is Guantanamo (and Panama). That's Ron's old stomping grounds. And while I think he's cool with torture of "terrorists," he's not so into mass rape of women, egg farming, genocide to grave rob America. I think he also got freaked out by the Les Miserable song at the Governor's Ball (he cowered) and all the loud loud pushback he's experiencing from people calling in constantly to complain and also the protests.

Or maybe he's just mad they took the spot he wanted.

nbcnews.com/investigations/incoming-trump-administration-plans-deport-migrants-countries-rcna182896

nbcnews.com/news/rcna189522

semafor.com/article/02/06/2025/trump-administration-container-company-to-provide-temporary-migrant-housing

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/27/trump-deportations-panama

https://www.npr.org/2025/02/24/nx-s1-5307156/immigration-dhs-memo-trump-migrant-detention-military-bases

The difference is that little Rhonda thinks he’s doing good. Trump is malicious.

That chainsaw reference put some undeletables images in my head...

Desantis has make a huge show of “stopping human traffickers” and there’s no way he can welcome them without being called out on hypocrisy. He can pass this off as a “White House thing” and try to keep his position.

........ignorance truely is bliss. I wish I never heard of andrew tate. Oh man, the amount of appauling, cringe inducing things you get to hear from him for the first time???

You know how when you meet someone who's never seen your favorite movie that you've watched 800+ times, and you're jealous they get to see it for the first time?

Yeah, I feel the opposite of that today for you. Like I'm genuinely worried about your mental health if everyone starts sending you videos and quotes of his all at once. I imagine that may cause a mental breakdown.

This is all you'll ever need to know about Andrew Tate.

Competition

My guess is that it's some kind of political turf war between him and Trump. DeSantis wants to be President, after all.

Mine just says 88:88.

They still haven't prosecuted Gaetz.

They were convicted? Last I'd heard the trial was set for... March?

Desantis is amazing. He knows how to lower the bar even as he is endorsing the most easy to realize right thing

Plasma would be my recommendation.

No, they cannot.

Usually it's prison, else not really

Aside from that, I find it weird that the governor of a state has repeatedly spoken on behalf of the entire state illegitimately declaring what is and isn't welcomed in the state. In the past, he said something about Florida is where woke goes to die. It's a weird thing to do because the governor is the lead executive of a state government, not the cultural voice of the entire state. As far as I can tell, the state legislature decides who and what is welcomed in a state through laws. Aside from that, the population itself would be its own voice. Am I wrong? Does any other governor do that?

Disclaimer: I don't disagree with the Andrew Tate thing, but I find it weird that a governor is making these statements.

They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.

I never figured out why Paris Hilton's sex tape was relevant at the time. Before the sex tape she wasn't a public figure, or a celebrity. She was just daughter to the Hilton hotels founder. So why would anyone treat THIS sex tape like the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape? Pam and Tommy were both celebrities BEFORE the tape was leaked. But Paris? Nobody knew who she was.

Or the same thing with the Kardashians. Nobody knew them before the sex tape. I still don't know why people would care about them.

I guess what I'm asking here, is did tate ever have a sex tape leaked where some guy came all over his face while he was sucking it off? Apperently if you leak that sex tape, even talentless hacks can become celebrities.

Although......fair play to Paris. She's actually quite smart and doesn't deserve to be labeled in the same camp as tate.

The Tate shitheads are dual UK-US citizens. They didn't go to the UK because they're already wanted there. It'll be fun now if the Brits try to extradite them from the US and the Trump administration interferes...