The mistake that everyone keeps making is assuming that when they say "traditional family" they mean the "husband, wife, and 2.5 kids" nuclear family. That's not what they want. They are looking at an older tradition. They want slaves and concubines back.
9 And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.
After my mom divorced my dad, we moved in with her parents because we had no money. The condition was that we had to start going to their extreme, King James Bible is the literal word of god, church. They preached this lesson a lot and it really messed my mom up. Luckily around the time I was 12, and already an atheist, we stopped going.
I come from a similar religious background, though my parents very obviously hate each other, never divorced, both constantly trying to get a middle school aged me to take their sides in arguments, traingulating everything, always, all the time, later escalating to trying to force various mental health condition diagnoses on each other and myself via quack doctors and institutions with dubious at best qualifications and track records.
I stopped talking to my family years ago, but if my ability to search through public records is accurate, it looka like my brother, his schizophrenic former FLDS cult member girlfriend and my mom rent and live in a two bed house in a suburb, and my dad lives in a trailerhome 60 miles away out in the sticks.
I'm sorry, I hope the PTSD hasn't screwed you up too bad. It's definitely one of the reasons for my mental health issues. I went to a Church of Christ. This is the only name allowed for a church in this sect, because Jesus said build the church in my name in the king James version. So anyone who calls a church anything else is obviously going to hell.
They take the book that's been translated again and again and again, with books added and removed, and say it is the literal word of god because all the translators received divine inspiration. It would be a silly joke if they hadn't hurt so many people. Almost all my family is dead now. What sect were you in?
The mistake that everyone makes is thinking that what they say, and where they go on Sunday has anything to do with how they feel and how they vote. They vote in a self serving and short sighted way. Their religion is irrelevant to who they actually are.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait -- are you saying he actually named two of his kids literally the word "unnamed" (as opposed to the names not being publicly known)? 'Cause that's both fucked-up and disturbingly plausible.
Incorrect. Those that are corrupt desires and seek absolute power & wealth more than an normal person. We have a few people in history who did had absolute power & wealth and uses it to great benefit for his people.
Considering nearly every single one of their comments is about China and they said “his people” I think I have an idea that confirms that you’d be correct
I know why they did it, because it was the only way to ensure that the tsar dynasty wasn't reinstalled... But killing innocent kids will never sit right with me.
Its not like with Trump where his kids are actually problems themselves. I suspect that some of the younger ones will probably want to disown him too, especially the ones that he's called stupid names.
There's a theory that they are all fake names and not their legal names, although his trans daughter I think legally changed their name so that may be on record, but most aren't.
no one fucks him. he just shares his sperm and people want it because they're eager to get a share of his money and/or they're also white supremacists who believe they should populate the earth more with their inbred genes.
I chuckle every time I am reminded that he named one of his kids Sideræl. In norwegian that would be a slang for Side-junk or side-slop.
Side = side
Ræl = "junk," "trash," "rubbish," or "worthless stuff." It is an informal, somewhat dismissive term used to describe things that are of low quality, broken, or generally useless.
I think it was supposed to be Sidereal, which refers to astronomical measurements based on stars rather than the sun. But he couldn't even spell it right.
Elon can consider himself proper American now that he thinks Æ can be used as substitute for A, E, or a combination of the two. Same as you sometimes see shitheads use Ø instead of O.
To those of us who use those letters daily, it's just jarring, as it's a completely different letter with a different sound. It would be like writing Karspleesh and expect the spelling to carry the same pronunciation.
True, that's an internationally recognized translation of those letters. Partially to make it easier for the swedes who use gibberish letters instead of the superior Æ Ø Å, I'm sure you can agree.
But the opposite isn't valid in any language. You don't know anyone who drive across Størebæltsbrøen to get to Ødense, I hope?
It's weird how one can be such an incel yet also a philanderer, but then again, the fact that some are employees suggests a bit of a power dynamic abuse. If an incel rapes someone, they're still an "involuntary celerate"
People use the word incel to the point of irrelevance. If you're having sex you're not involuntarily celibate.
Folks online were calling Henry Cavill an incel a while back. If these guys were celibate it would be by choice. If you're trying to criticize them in other ways, why not use the right words?
You could be the most vile, gross, Jabba the hut looking incel out there, but if you’re a billionaire you can have a harem of gorgeous women who will let you Fuck and imepregnate them just because they know they’ll have money and be taken care of for life. I doubt any woman actually is attracted to him, they just want to be set up for life
I would let musket do me a few times a month for a few million. Why not? I've one know of one guy who's ever been pregnant. Maybe two? Not with my plumbing. And the fucker can divorce me the next year. My wife approves if she gets to travel. All contingent on not getting murdered during the incoming concentration camp phase.
I don't know much about billionaires, so I just kind of assumed that they had kids with, like, royalty or business family heiresses or A-list actresses. Not with their employees and/or whoever is left at the cocktail party after the A-listers have gone.
Funny thing is I think a lot of these babies were by surrogacy and in vitro fertilization, I don't think there was actually a lot of sex going on with any of these women.
It’s probably why he has lots of kids to compensate for something. Probably to signal that he has sex when he really hasn’t. Ketamine abuse can cause erectile dysfunction and I bet his sperm is immotile
Not just him but undoubtedly millions of fellow Americans.
When one is dead and broken inside, they look to external quantitative factors for validation. They convince themselves that the more measurable & “objective” those factors are, the more they must be representing some underlying truth. They represent the meaning of life.
And the shitty thing is that those who only care about money and power see the worst of humanity getting rewarded with more money and more power.
Their fucked up personal lives aren’t evidence of something wrong with them. They are evidence that such silly feel-good nonsense is unnecessary at best, and a terrible weakness at worst. You know, the kind of shit you’d expect from a cartoon villain in a children’s movie.
Edit to add an anecdote: I’m sure people from conservative families will feel this one. Say in front of one of the broken people that Musk is an idiot and a bad father, and the reply will be something like “well he’s made a million times as much money as you, so that shows how smart you are!” Or maybe “his kids are set for life - have you done something like that for your kids?”
That reminds me of Telegram founder Pavel Durov who donated his sperm to hundreds of women, and now he wants all of his children to have a big meeting. Rich people are fucked up (and this wants me to leave Telegram).
But for a billionaire who had all his children artificially, he totally could have paid way hotter women to act like his wife and pretend that it is not about the money.
I only have one data point because I've only ever personally met one millionaire, and he definitely wasn't the type for introspection.
I think he had three wives as well, none of them he was currently married to. He cheated on a second wife with his secretary who became his third fir a bit. It must be something to do with the money, at a certain point you just think you can do whatever you want and alienate everyone around you. He was certainly a prick.
Pretty sure all of his children are through IVF. It's a requirement for him that they be XY chromosomes. The kid he disowned is his only daughter who is trans.
yeah but those women also actively engaged in a relationship with the Worlds Biggest Asshole to the point of having a children with The Worlds Biggest Asshole—good road map for initial big sharp drop rig contraption testers; just sayin.
This grosses me out the most. He isn't even having romantic relationships with the mothers where a spell of passion ends up with children. No, in a few cases, he literal went up to his own employees offering to pay them to be single mothers for his own demonic ego.
Wow, I didn't think it was going to be possible for me to have less respect for, or more grossed by, the guy doing Nazi salutes on tv... but yet, here we are. These people are so fucking weird...
He's a gross perversion of eugenics, he's quite obsessed with it. I always point out that's he's the alien in the second species movie. The alien infected human and wanted to fill the earth with his progeny
I'm all for dunking on elon, but you really shouldn't have put any of the children's pictures and especially not names in there and left them all as shadows.
The mistake that everyone keeps making is assuming that when they say "traditional family" they mean the "husband, wife, and 2.5 kids" nuclear family. That's not what they want. They are looking at an older tradition. They want slaves and concubines back.
IE an actual traditional family, as very well defined in the Old Testament / Tanakh.
When you get to the New Testament, you end up with the uberconservative push for making divorce illegal citing Jesus himself.
Matthew 19:3-9
Notice how the presumption here is that only a man can divorce his wife, not the other way around.
The rule of Moses as understood by the Pharisee is that a man can serve a woman divorce papers, and that's that.
What they can all agree on is women are second class citizens and should be subordinate to men.
Paul is quite famous for not permitting women to speak:
1 Corinthians 14:34
After my mom divorced my dad, we moved in with her parents because we had no money. The condition was that we had to start going to their extreme, King James Bible is the literal word of god, church. They preached this lesson a lot and it really messed my mom up. Luckily around the time I was 12, and already an atheist, we stopped going.
I come from a similar religious background, though my parents very obviously hate each other, never divorced, both constantly trying to get a middle school aged me to take their sides in arguments, traingulating everything, always, all the time, later escalating to trying to force various mental health condition diagnoses on each other and myself via quack doctors and institutions with dubious at best qualifications and track records.
I stopped talking to my family years ago, but if my ability to search through public records is accurate, it looka like my brother, his schizophrenic former FLDS cult member girlfriend and my mom rent and live in a two bed house in a suburb, and my dad lives in a trailerhome 60 miles away out in the sticks.
I'm sorry, I hope the PTSD hasn't screwed you up too bad. It's definitely one of the reasons for my mental health issues. I went to a Church of Christ. This is the only name allowed for a church in this sect, because Jesus said build the church in my name in the king James version. So anyone who calls a church anything else is obviously going to hell.
They take the book that's been translated again and again and again, with books added and removed, and say it is the literal word of god because all the translators received divine inspiration. It would be a silly joke if they hadn't hurt so many people. Almost all my family is dead now. What sect were you in?
Traditional royal family
Including the incest.
You cut out the part that shows they’re sitting on a statue of two parrots fucking
🤮
The mistake that everyone makes is thinking that what they say, and where they go on Sunday has anything to do with how they feel and how they vote. They vote in a self serving and short sighted way. Their religion is irrelevant to who they actually are.
this should've been made by someone who has seen a diagram before
I just want to know who put anonymity bars over the sunglasses!
Yeah. Maybe just don't use pictures of kids AT ALL.
The other guy in the oval office cheated on all three of his wives, and paid off at least one of his mistresses in an attempt to keep her quiet, so...
These aren't just family values, no sir, these are discount family values! Think of the savings!
Fast food, fast family values. At least he's consistent.
I'm laughing so hard at unnamed, techno, exa and strider.
Idk where X is
The one he's been using as a human shield lately is literally named X. Somebody called him Xevlar a couple days ago which is pretty funny.
musk got lazy and called him X, instead of his full name.
Strider's gonna have a rough childhood if any kids around him his age ever play Half Life 2.
I'm thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait -- are you saying he actually named two of his kids literally the word "unnamed" (as opposed to the names not being publicly known)? 'Cause that's both fucked-up and disturbingly plausible.
I want to believe 😂
not as bad as technomechanius, and exa dark sidareal
Best of all (for him) is that he can run for president in the future and potentially rule for two more terms.
strider sounds more normal than XAE, techno
That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.
Techno Mecanicus, seriously, WTF
It looks like he used a password generator.
The way his daughter speaks of him makes me think he’s a psychopath. He is emotionless and dead inside, he’s a broken human.
absolute power (& wealth) corrupts absolutely
Wealth cannot be detangled from power, so yeah, this is dead on.
We can have democracy or we can have billionaires, we cannot have both
But he doesn't even wield absolute power. The bit he does hold seems to have been enough.
Incorrect. Those that are corrupt desires and seek absolute power & wealth more than an normal person. We have a few people in history who did had absolute power & wealth and uses it to great benefit for his people.
Who in history had absolute wealth and or power and used it to great benefit for their people?
I'd like to know too, I strongly suggest this is a delusion. Although the saying is a cliché, it's a remarkably correct statement.
Considering nearly every single one of their comments is about China and they said “his people” I think I have an idea that confirms that you’d be correct
I suddenly realize the reasons why a whole tsar family was killed.
I know why they did it, because it was the only way to ensure that the tsar dynasty wasn't reinstalled... But killing innocent kids will never sit right with me.
Its not like with Trump where his kids are actually problems themselves. I suspect that some of the younger ones will probably want to disown him too, especially the ones that he's called stupid names.
If you have a look at musks family it seems as if the issue is not a single person.
But of course morally I agree. Might be a trap, though.
Don't forget muskrat's own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.
That's some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.
Traditional.
Southern.
Values.
What? I'm glad I don't know about all that shit. Makes for a good surprising meme when I browse lemmy.
Yes, the best way to start the morning. Thanks Lemmy.
Please stop letting him name human beings
I actually love the name "techno mechanicus". The others are just weird, but I find that one laugh out loud hilarious.
Omg how did I not notice that one. It was so out there that my brain didn't even register it.
There's a theory that they are all fake names and not their legal names, although his trans daughter I think legally changed their name so that may be on record, but most aren't.
don't tell me the names are real. I know about the X AE kid but the others, seriously? This is the dumbest possible timeline
Leave Cletus out of this, he's an honest good hearted intelligent guy compared to musk.
that's because grimes is also dumb as a rock. so is anyone who willingly marries an unfuckable troglodyte
Idk about unfuckable given that he has 10 more kids than the average Westerner, but I'm 100% behind troglodyte.
Supposedly the kids are conceived through IVF, so no fucking was necessary.
no one fucks him. he just shares his sperm and people want it because they're eager to get a share of his money and/or they're also white supremacists who believe they should populate the earth more with their inbred genes.
Some of them seem rather sane, but 7 onwards is a shit show.
it is, the others one are : EXA DARK sidareal musk, TECHNO MECHaNIUS MUSK,
I chuckle every time I am reminded that he named one of his kids Sideræl. In norwegian that would be a slang for Side-junk or side-slop.
Side = side
Ræl = "junk," "trash," "rubbish," or "worthless stuff." It is an informal, somewhat dismissive term used to describe things that are of low quality, broken, or generally useless.
I think it was supposed to be Sidereal, which refers to astronomical measurements based on stars rather than the sun. But he couldn't even spell it right.
Elon can consider himself proper American now that he thinks Æ can be used as substitute for A, E, or a combination of the two. Same as you sometimes see shitheads use Ø instead of O.
To those of us who use those letters daily, it's just jarring, as it's a completely different letter with a different sound. It would be like writing Karspleesh and expect the spelling to carry the same pronunciation.
I use Å and A interchangeably, and like to put umlauts in rändöm pläces for fün.
Å/A is just as jarring. The Germans might be bothered about umlauts.
Yeah, they are actually triggering me a little bit. It just reads different.
Ẇ̶̧h̵̰̍y̵̿ͅ ̵͎͆s̵̰̈́ť̷͓ö̷̬́p̵̝̓ ̷̭̏t̴͉̀h̶̞̾è̶̘r̶̩͛é̷̲?̵̼͝
In Danish ae can substitute æ
Same with aa = å and o/oe = ø
True, that's an internationally recognized translation of those letters. Partially to make it easier for the swedes who use gibberish letters instead of the superior Æ Ø Å, I'm sure you can agree.
But the opposite isn't valid in any language. You don't know anyone who drive across Størebæltsbrøen to get to Ødense, I hope?
Gibberish. Just like Swedish.
If you say "Ødense" is written in a gibberish way, wait until you find out what's the pronunciation of that city.
Now I'm confused and confused how to pronounce Karspleesh. In my head, I'm pronouncing it Car splee
nshIf you're feeling adventurous, try Kérsplôøsh.
Small edit: since elon is an immigrant-hating immigrant, you should probably refer to the kids as "anchor babies"
It's weird how one can be such an incel yet also a philanderer, but then again, the fact that some are employees suggests a bit of a power dynamic abuse. If an incel rapes someone, they're still an "involuntary celerate"
People use the word incel to the point of irrelevance. If you're having sex you're not involuntarily celibate.
Folks online were calling Henry Cavill an incel a while back. If these guys were celibate it would be by choice. If you're trying to criticize them in other ways, why not use the right words?
A very rich incel.
I think there was a lot of surrogaces and in vitro fertilizations, I think he's still an incel.
You could be the most vile, gross, Jabba the hut looking incel out there, but if you’re a billionaire you can have a harem of gorgeous women who will let you Fuck and imepregnate them just because they know they’ll have money and be taken care of for life. I doubt any woman actually is attracted to him, they just want to be set up for life
What kind of mother lets him set those names? Even without knowing who the father is they are going to get bullied at school...
The kind of mother willing to have a kid with Muskrat
Grimes.
One who will do whatever Musk wants for a couple million
I would let musket do me a few times a month for a few million. Why not? I've one know of one guy who's ever been pregnant. Maybe two? Not with my plumbing. And the fucker can divorce me the next year. My wife approves if she gets to travel. All contingent on not getting murdered during the incoming concentration camp phase.
I don't know much about billionaires, so I just kind of assumed that they had kids with, like, royalty or business family heiresses or A-list actresses. Not with their employees and/or whoever is left at the cocktail party after the A-listers have gone.
Funny thing is I think a lot of these babies were by surrogacy and in vitro fertilization, I don't think there was actually a lot of sex going on with any of these women.
That's what I read, I could be wrong
It’s probably why he has lots of kids to compensate for something. Probably to signal that he has sex when he really hasn’t. Ketamine abuse can cause erectile dysfunction and I bet his sperm is immotile
I would bet my eyes that he firmly believes in the superiority of his sperm. Eugenics is on par for nazis
Not just him but undoubtedly millions of fellow Americans.
When one is dead and broken inside, they look to external quantitative factors for validation. They convince themselves that the more measurable & “objective” those factors are, the more they must be representing some underlying truth. They represent the meaning of life.
And the shitty thing is that those who only care about money and power see the worst of humanity getting rewarded with more money and more power.
Their fucked up personal lives aren’t evidence of something wrong with them. They are evidence that such silly feel-good nonsense is unnecessary at best, and a terrible weakness at worst. You know, the kind of shit you’d expect from a cartoon villain in a children’s movie.
Edit to add an anecdote: I’m sure people from conservative families will feel this one. Say in front of one of the broken people that Musk is an idiot and a bad father, and the reply will be something like “well he’s made a million times as much money as you, so that shows how smart you are!” Or maybe “his kids are set for life - have you done something like that for your kids?”
That reminds me of Telegram founder Pavel Durov who donated his sperm to hundreds of women, and now he wants all of his children to have a big meeting. Rich people are fucked up (and this wants me to leave Telegram).
Wow didn't know that. Telegram is done anyway, as far as anonymity goes
i suspect vivian could be the only one, the one that musk hates.
this dude is a mormon
also moron
and moon?
no he's definitely not the moon
Can't tell if these are joke names or real. Since there is that X-AE whatever name, I assume they are real ...
He's a billionaire drug abuser narcissist who wants 4chan to like him, it would almost be weirder if he was somehow a responsible parent
Imma be really shallow for a minute
But for a billionaire who had all his children artificially, he totally could have paid way hotter women to act like his wife and pretend that it is not about the money.
I'd think for a man that could buy almost anything, the most valuable things are what you can't get with money.
But that assumes there's any humanity left in that asshole
I only have one data point because I've only ever personally met one millionaire, and he definitely wasn't the type for introspection.
I think he had three wives as well, none of them he was currently married to. He cheated on a second wife with his secretary who became his third fir a bit. It must be something to do with the money, at a certain point you just think you can do whatever you want and alienate everyone around you. He was certainly a prick.
he actually has a eugenics fetish, he wants to populate the earth with his children.
Real pack of twits there… The willing participants of course, not the victims.
Pretty sure all of his children are through IVF. It's a requirement for him that they be XY chromosomes. The kid he disowned is his only daughter who is trans.
yeah but those women also actively engaged in a relationship with the Worlds Biggest Asshole to the point of having a children with The Worlds Biggest Asshole—good road map for initial big sharp drop rig contraption testers; just sayin.
actually almost all of his "children"are done through IVF/surrogacy, he has a fetish with breeding so its like incubators for him
This grosses me out the most. He isn't even having romantic relationships with the mothers where a spell of passion ends up with children. No, in a few cases, he literal went up to his own employees offering to pay them to be single mothers for his own demonic ego.
Wow, I didn't think it was going to be possible for me to have less respect for, or more grossed by, the guy doing Nazi salutes on tv... but yet, here we are. These people are so fucking weird...
He's a gross perversion of eugenics, he's quite obsessed with it. I always point out that's he's the alien in the second species movie. The alien infected human and wanted to fill the earth with his progeny
I honestly think I would be less grossed out of he was an actual alien, and not just some weirdo super rich illegal alien dropping anchors babies.
I'm all for dunking on elon, but you really shouldn't have put any of the children's pictures and especially not names in there and left them all as shadows.
They all were conceived at cochella.
That idiot should be neutered. He's contaminating the gene pool
Those names CANNOT be real
12 and 13 are lucky to not have names.
Oh they have names, they're just unspeakable by human tongue.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Yeah! What's going on with the names? Is he trying to punish his kids for existing?
Man this graphic is tough to read, even as an EPL person
vivian is the woman that disowned him, because she came out as trans , and you know how musk feels about trans people. grimes also dated chelsea.
Damn this dude can't even pull out of his driveway
Have you seen the cybertruck?
I read that techno mechanicus is 2 years old. And after him he had another 4 kids???? All with surrogate mothers I'm guessing?
Should have an hours spent with kids timer
Too easy: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0...
::Fist Bump:: - Nick Cannon, probably
Why is the image not loading? Timeout in browser too, hence it's not my client.
Lemmy.world gets slowdowns sometimes.
It's not .world. It's feddit.
The first six kids had kind of normal names after the 7th kid, it was a disgrace.