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fedia.io

Define "save the country". Would getting rid of fascists by any means be "saving the country"? Or is saying "Thoughts and prayers" a country-saving action?

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fedia.io

If so, I have thought and prayed so much you can kick out Lincoln from his cold marble chair and put me there instead.

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lemm.ee

Good to know Luigi is going to be set free very soon.

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Damn, you heard him boys! It's legal to kill billionaires and MAGAt's! Remember to take anything of value from them before burning down their houses. Also, septic tanks make good places to hide bodies.

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lmao... I would love to see one person, hell even two people, dig up and open a septic tank with no equipment other than a shovel and their muscles.

I guess if you're lucky and get a plastic tank, maybe. A lot of those are still concrete though, the lid alone is a couple hundred pounds.

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lemmy.world

Imagine those being the final words he hears with the word bitch at the end.

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lemmy.world

Since Trump is entirely ignorant of history, I wonder how he thinks Napoleon’s story ended.

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He ate cheeseburgers on his airplane with Hitler, Mussolini and RFK jr?

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lemmy.world

The US has an island we can strand him on for the rest of his life.

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I vote for Johnston Atoll. It's the perfect site; it's already set up for him. From its Wikipedia article:

The isolated atoll has been under the control of the U.S. military since 1934. During that time, it was variously used as... a site for the storage and disposal of... Agent Orange.

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The amount of islands we've ruined to make gunpowder and strip of timber is fuckin crazy.

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He who destroys his country and forces the world towards World War 3, commits crimes constantly.

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lemm.ee

Those guys have to be on a weeks long bender. The disconnect is extreme even for them.

I'm probably giving them far too much credit though.

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zoutreply

Since news reports said they were pretty much drugged out during his first term, I think you're right.

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You reached the end