Spyke
lemmy.world

Mexico reporting in, just yesterday I had two avocado toasts with four poached eggs on top.

Now where are those Dairy Section decals of the orange intestinal parasite that say - "I did this!"?

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niktemadurreply
lemmy.world

I've been calling it that for eight years now. Give or take.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Pretty sure dewormer works if there's a worm infestation, not just feeding it to the worm in chief

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I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.

🇺🇸 🙏 🇲🇽

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fedia.io

Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.

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danc4498reply
lemmy.world

I buy them by the 18 pack. We eat eggs. Reminds me, I need to go make some eggs.

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

US refrigerators have an “egg shelf”. You have to buy eggs by the dozen because that’s what refrigerators are designed for. Who can afford leaving a useless shelf empty - we already have that problem with the butter shelf

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An egg shelf sounds like such a waste. Mine doesn’t have that luckily. It’s an old fridge though.

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In the US eggs are washed which then means you need to keep them cold.

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The same people who don’t use the metric system for a dozen eggs

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feddit.nl

For the low price of €5,70, these could be yours.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Me neither. We do dozens in Australia.

I mean, what if someone needs a quarter of a carton? Or even a third? Didn't think about that did they.

Curse these Europeans with their fancy metric numbers.

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We’re suffering egg-mageddon here and they want to exploit the situation to go metric? /s

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In NZ we get them in 6's, 8's, 10's, the classic 12, a 15 box and a 30 crate.

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lemmy.world

Ah if your not American, then why are the eggs in the fridge?

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lemmy.radio

Because sometimes the house gets up to 26°C inside when it's 43.6°C outside, like last week.

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lemmy.radio

If only it was 40°C, that would be a common summer's day.

That day, the road I drove home on was 51°C at 16:00 and the overnight temperature didn't drop below 27.2°C.

So, yes, eggs in the fridge.

Source: I live in Perth, Western Australia.

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PaleRiderreply
feddit.uk

Yeah, if they don't keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them...

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Well, yes, that too.

Mind you, I've seen instances where the spiders will fight them for it.

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Who ever down voted this better watch out, the koalas will be on to you, mate

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lemm.ee

Straya, possibly?

Also, they will keep longer in the fridge, even though you don't need to.

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Lots of places have that. Mostly around the equator, and much of the southern hemisphere since it's deep summer right now

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Eggs are also refrigerated in Denmark, that's why we used to be such a great ally to the US.

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Living in Aus during a heatwave, I'd rather my eggs remain raw and cold until I'm ready to cook them, rather than them spontaneously cooked in the pantry lol

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lemmy.world

Do people not refrigerate their eggs? I live in Australia and we always have them in the fridge.

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Depends on if the eggs get washed or not

US eggs are washed and will rot on the counter, most other countries do not and so it really doesn't matter (I could have whether the washing is done or not backwards tbf, but I know it has to do with that)

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UK here - it's common not to. I think they technically will last longer in the fridge, but they're absolutely fine kept out.

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I'm in aus (Newy), and we don't use the fridge, even in summer. Never had a problem.

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Eggs aren't refrigerated in the UK. They are sold on normal shop shelves and people put them in their cupboards

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We put eggs in the fridge. What are ya trying to say??? My eggs ain't good enough for ya?????

They are. Cone over, I'm making tariff themed omelettes on the cheap!!

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Egg man, I'm telling you, I'm going to have breakfast and I need only your strongest eggs!

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You fool, Americans have been emigrating! I can see all the eggs from Greenwich Mean Time. I can see a few on my counter! I'm scarfing eggs like Gaston over here.

Still can't seem to get hollandaise sauce right though. That poor butter... 😔

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lemmy.world

I sorta thought that even if egg prices in the USA were high the global prices must be too but then someone sent me a picture of prices in Germany - they're literally 1/10th the price

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Eggs are produced domestically most places, which softens global price sensitivity

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Tjareply
programming.dev

I pay 3 euros for a dozen to a local farm here in Germany

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lambipappreply
lemmy.world

Yup. I bought 15 eggs at Lidl in sweden yesterday fro 29:90 sek (2.5 euro)

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Not every place has a problem with avian flu - culling entire flocks are meant to prevent that from happening

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Denmark checking in, it was like $3 USD for 10 eggs yesterday, and Denmark isn't cheap

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Do not taunt them or they will further erode their meager anti-bird flu measures and bring us a 2nd pandemic with Trump as “leader of the free world”

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lemmy.world

God I have so many eggs in my fridge right now haha just gonna go and eat one, maybe fried, maybe raw, who knows?

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Can we do this? Wait for it. i have something to get them really pissed off

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