Spyke

One of my favourite ever jokes was told to me by a German friend.

"How many Germans does it take a change a lightbulb?

One. We are very efficient"

His fairly strong accent, perpetually furrowed brow and deadpan delivery really made it

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We are very efficient

Everyone that dealt with German bureaucracy, no matter if it's public or private, will tell you this is a joke no matter the delivery.

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Tealreply
lemm.ee

Brrrrrrriiiiinngg! Yip yip yip yip uh huh. Telephone. Yip yip yip yip yip.

Ö

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5714reply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

That's the sound I make when someone said something extremely possessed or stole my sandwich

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You know, when people are in one of their funny moods... From normal echolalia to deranged RL shitposting ;)

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lemm.ee

The real answer is that using a non-standardized Strichgesicht is against the rules.

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slrpnk.net

WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY

eh... just find a German who's old enough, and tell them: 7-1.

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My parents lived in Germany for a while. One day, my dad dropped the car off at the mechanic, who spoke far better English than my dad did German. A couple days after that, there was a big football match between England and Germany, which I assume England won, because when my Dad went to pick up the car, that same mechanic pretended he couldn't speak English.

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Eins und zwei und drei und... '54, '74, '90, 2014 ja da stimmen wir alle ein!!!

It was glorious. Free shots in the German bar during the end of the game

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feddit.org

Weird, the one I typed is clickable, too. Is that just a quirk of the standard web interface that my server is using? Though I see that it also changes the link so you're still using your own instance when you're visiting the link, which would be enough to make it preferable.

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It is, but it opens in a browser instead of the app if using an app(maybe some apps handle it better than others though)

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yes that is weird. Voyager vs lemmy-web feature set apparently

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Echreply

Formatting it like they did allows people to click through while staying on their home instance.

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Honestly, we should be adapting more non English letters into our emoticons. Ü and ö are great examples, but :þ or :Þ looks way more like a tongue sticking out than :p does (though, I said non English, and þorn is, technically, an English letter...

Ÿ could be something... I'm not sure what, but something. Potentially pornographic...

ẞ or ß could be some kind of sideways boobs... Maybe an ass?

ð could be eyes if doubled ð.ð sunglasses: ð-ð

Ð could be gap-toothed smiley. =Ð nerd smiley: 8Ð

There are others, but I only have English, Esperanto, and Icelandic installed right now.

Esperanto has letters with little hats. Ĵ makes a nice little umbrella.

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Chrobinreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Gboard actually has them built in ᕙ⁠(⁠@⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠@⁠)⁠ᕗ

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Chrobinreply
discuss.tchncs.de

After opening the emoji picker, press in the emoticon in the bottom right. Should be right between GIF and backspace.

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┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪ woot! Holy shit, I can't believe I never knew that was there!

w⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠w

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Kind of, but Lenny faces are more complex, less easy to just spit out than an emoticon. But just incorporating easy to access symbols into 2 or 3 character emoticons is pretty simple. :þ instead of :p

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wiesonreply
feddit.org

Ÿ sparkling wine - let's celebrate

Ÿ leaning on my hands, listening intently

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This just reminded me of a joke.

A German, Russian, and Pennsylvanian walk into a store.

The storekeep looks up and greets the Amish man who just walked in.

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lemmy.world

in all seriousness, it’s likely because the origin of the emoticon is tied in with the ASCII character set, and the codes available when the emoticon was conceived. emoticons were around for decades, before we started using them on phones.

in fact, “smilies” are indeed not German!!!

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lemmy.ml

Eh, I feel like we would've adopted our own style by now. For example, this face ^^ was fairly popular in the German internet before mobile phones and emojis took over, because it's just two key presses on the German keyboard.

I think, the main problem is simply that umlauts look like letters to us. If someone types a random Ü or Ö after their sentence, you might think they meant to write another sentence. Or you simply do not register that it's supposed to resemble a face, because it's just a letter in your mind. Much like you presumably don't either look at an E and think that it looks like a rake, because the association with the letter is much stronger.

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lemmy.world

but i am not talking about emojis… i am talking about emoticons, which came into heavy use in the early 80’s.

in any case, i was trying to be “cute” or cheeky when i suggested that “smilies” didn’t exist in Germany, but i failed to communicate that effectively. perhaps i should’ve used a winky face, or provided a little more context about the origins. sorry about my perceived snarkiness; wasn’t my intent.

EDIT : i am actually struggling to find a reference to “^^” being used by anyone; could you point me to a source, as i am genuinely curious about this

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Uh, sure, ^^ has been so popular that even some renowned German news webpages have articles on it:

Wikipedia also mentions it:

Im Internet werden zwei Zirkumflexe (^^) verwendet, um Freude oder Belustigung über die vorhergehende Aussage auszudrücken. Die beiden Symbole sollen vor Kichern zwinkernde Augen darstellen. Man findet es in Chatgroups, Foren, MMORPGs und dergleichen

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zirkumflex#Verwendung

I guess, here's some less good English sources, too:

And I'd wager more than 90% of the folks on feddit.org have used ^^ before, if you want to ask real people about it.

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fedia.io

I CAN'T LITERALLY PICTURE ANY FACES LET ALONE ONES I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. ALSO, WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

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SOMETIMES YOU GOT A LOT IN YOU AND IT COMES OUT LOUD AND THAT'S COOL BROTHER JUST KEEP CRANKIN THAT HOG AROOOOO

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I was a new grad student at a gathering organized to introduce us to the department, and I was drinking a hard lemonade. The department head walked up to me and said, with a strong German accent:

In Germany, zat would be illegal.

I thought she was just giving me a hard time about drinking the lemonade rather than a real beer, but then I looked it up and the lemonade would in fact have been illegal in Germany. (Or rather it would have been illegal when she was growing up there. It was legalized since then.)

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