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Another record broken! Trump is the only president to simulate sucking a penis at a large public gathering

Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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borarireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

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SkyNTPreply
lemmy.ml

That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

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borarireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

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When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!

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He'll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.

Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I'd probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he's doing. Just as a reminder.

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That happened in 2016, but the machine was set to put everyone except trump into perpetual punishment.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

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That would be nice... we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.

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Victorreply
lemmy.world

The thing is, Trump is the republican party's proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he's the best they've got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.

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lemmy.world

I've been hating this turd cutter for so long it would be a relief to have a fresh candidate. Trump lives rent-free in my spleen and I'm sick of it.

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lemm.ee

Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.

Just sayin'.

Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.

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Psaldornreply
lemmy.world

Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.

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lemmy.world

And boy if that ain't some cartoonishly evil shit. That uranium mine especially, woof.

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You're being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn't pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

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Way too natural. I can tell he's done this many times before.

This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.

I'd call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.

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Jesus is also said to lure people into the faith of his father, a jealous, murderous, abuser.

If someone told you, if you don't worship me I'll murder your people in droves... they probably aren't a kind being. If they say when they return, they will "save" you from your life by killing you and everyone you know and then burning everyone that doesn't agree with them for an eternity.. they probably aren't a good entity. Satan must have a lot to live up to to be meaner than god

But you know, that's just my perspective.

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ori
lemmy.world

I need this as a video clip for reasons

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Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn't supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.

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I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity.

I think Boebert gave us a sneak peek awhile back.

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Another example of real life stranger than fiction.

There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.

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barsquidreply
lemmy.world

I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.

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I want to see a single Fox News article about this. Surely we'll see the signature pearl-clutching from the conservatives.

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Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.

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dohpaz42reply
lemmy.world

They were laughing. As if Trump was being funny. They’re not bothered by this. Which is worse than Trump giving head to his microphone.

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It's always like this for these articles. I read he said or did something completely stupid, I watch the video and all I see is his base laughing along. It's frustrating .

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His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.

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lemm.ee

The same president who wants to protect the children and stop drag queens from reading books

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That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something

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He's like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It's come down to, look at me. I'm funny and interesting. You'll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.

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Most effective choice. Throw enough shit and everyone looks dirty. That's his only goal.

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Epstein was just providing underage girls, those must be memories from Moscow.

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lemmy.world

I don't really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.

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I always figured he was closeted. At 78 he’s finally coming out of his shell.

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Trump’s going for the funny dick stuff as a last minute effort for success

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Hey now we don't have any videos of William Henry Harrison, you can't say that for sure.

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This is unbearable, Lemmy, reddit and other left leaning social medias have become unbearable around election seasons, Liberals copying right wing tactics is like eating your own shit. and it is disgusting.

I get the panic, but it is making you just as brain dead as the other camp. hopefully things will dial down past election day.

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