Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁
Richard McDickface
Harsh, but fair
This is the only correct answer.
Hehe, or maybe Dick
Richard.
McRichardface
Beat me to it
Beat me to it to it
Beat meat to beat meat to it
Beat me to it to it to it
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
lord 😂
Nobody nose, nobody nose...
Sir Richard Johnson
He's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
Little Richard
It's ok if this format goes away
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
What about Penix?
Dickhead?
You mean, Richard Cranium.
Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
Yea!
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
Copy pasting does that for ya
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁
Richard
Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
Ha, I have a friend called Rani
Moby
Richard Johnson
Rod
Rod loves you
I certainly hope not
Biggus
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
Why does everyone want Richard?
Everyone loves Dick
Dickens
Donger
Donger is my middle name
Oh, crud!
Heres to another lousy cat name.
If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
Cheney
Clever...
Johnny Sack.
Furballz.
Shaft! You damn right.
Priapuss
Straight to the top of the thread for you.
Fuck Nose.
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
Fur balls
Richard Head
Nee Solomon?
I'd call him dickhead
The most accurate name lol
Don Glover
Dr. Phal
Dicky McDickface
Dick Dastardly
Facciotina di Cazzo
Steve.
It's Cock Nose
Dickface
Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
Penis
Satyr
sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr
Peter
Is that long john johnson?
Cody, the death dealer
Gonzo
naughtius phallus
Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
Pussy Cat
Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
Phalix
Dickfacé
Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
Little Ricky
That was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.
Biffle
Willy or Dickie
Shit head
Y?
From the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name
Lil' PP
Dong face
New Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)
Chubby
“Boniface” yknow like some pope
Nightwing
Bramblepelt
Dickfore
Are you sad nobody asked you what is a dickfore?
But think of the opportunities you'd get naming your pet tha... Wait...
That went dark fast, lolllll
Came here to say that.
Although, Dickfour. So snide bastards can ask what happened with the first 3.
Currington
I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
Richard CraniumEdit: someone beat me to it 😆
Tyrone T-Bone
You are what you eat
A furry representation of a cockNballs?
Peniston Portlock Pawney
Cockface
Wingnut
Dickon Tarly
Dicky Dick Dickens
Ishmael
Dick whitington
Cokan Ballsy
Justice.
Howard
Penisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.
What’s on that table in front of him?
a cat ofc
Dr. Dickens
Hot dog
George
how did nobody say Penis Man