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Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony

SpaceX employees' work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit

Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:

Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet's surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.

So, take it all with a grain of salt.

*Emphasis mine

Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colonyhttps://futurism.com/elon-musk-spacex-sperm-seed-mars-colonyOpen linkView original on lemmy.world

Almost everyone who's ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he's a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.

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lemmy.world

The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.

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I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.

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Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.

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Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?

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I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo

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lemmy.world

any real colonization will be corporate sponsored and whatever is built there will be the most urban hellscape you can imagine.

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If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.

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If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony

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