Spyke

I think that a perfect rock is harder to encounter, so I'll take that. The stick is cooler imo, though.

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Exactly my thoughts but other way around. I'd love to throw that rock, but to keep that stick

15

The rock is geological wonder.

The stick has been manipulated to look like that.

Rock. The stick is fake.

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lemmy.world

Stick is temporary. It will degrade and fall apart eventually. Rock is forever, rock can be family heirloom.

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lemmy.world

Had the perfect stick sword as a kid. Another kid thought to be mean and broke it in half. Cool, TWO short swords, dual wielding unlocked.

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Septimaeusreply
infosec.pub

Why you both use caveman voice if not cavemen? Not funny. Use own voice.

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Counterpoint: I will immediately skip the rock on the first body of water I find, losing it instantly. Stick I will treasure forever.

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monyet.cc

Perfect stick is easily crafted with a knife, perfect rock will need advanced machine. I pick paper, it win against rock.

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lemmy.world

Definitely the stick. A perfect rock is only good once, which is when you throw it. A stick is good for decades. My dad has a stick I found 36 years ago and still uses it. Nobody uses a rock for that long.

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deusreply
lemmy.world

What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it's not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I'd keep it forever.

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deusreply
lemmy.world

No worries, the rock won't go anywhere. It'll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.

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lemmy.world

I feel like there is a stick community on Lemmy but I can't seem to find it now. Has anyone else seen this?

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Rock fits in bundle, stick barely fits in car or big sky man save bus, me take rock

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Mangoreply
lemmy.world

That's a Pokemon move for breaking rocks.

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lemmy.world

I'm leaning towards a stick, but that's a Goliath felling rock if I've ever seen one. Plus, I could skip that thing across the universe.

5

I hear ya, but.

(slaps stick) You can wail on so many telephone poles with this bad boy.

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kamenladyreply
lemmy.world

I always understood it as:

Don't add, but you may remove ( things like sticks or stones, nothing else )

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lemmy.world

Stick

If you ever have a dog, and your stick will get stolen, your dog will find it

Source: Labrador guy

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And009reply
reddthat.com

Rock

If you ever have a dog, your stick won't be one for long, your dog will chew through it and bring another log

Source: German Shepherd guy

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True, but then your dog will at least have some fun before the stick disappears. If the dog eats the stone, none of you will have the fun. This way, both of you will have fun before the ultimate disappearance of time and space

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