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slrpnk.net

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

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sh.itjust.works

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

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slrpnk.net

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..

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sh.itjust.works

And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

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slrpnk.net

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.

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buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

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Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

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“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

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Zehzinreply
lemmy.world

Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

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That's possible, but if that were the case I'd expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

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hakunawazoreply
lemmy.world

At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That's even better than scientific fame.

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Inb4 the "[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!"

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I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.

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