Yk, it's strange, usually I'm almost all of them for things like this, but this one I'm only 4. They typically have a lot more to do with being queer or an atheist.
I'm somewhere on the ace spectrum, so I think I just have to accept that I'm never getting porn lover or sex addict, but as an achievement hunter, it really chaps my ass not to be able to 100% this.
Why would anyone want to go to Christian heaven when the bible explicitly tells us that our childhood pets won't even be there because apparently they don't have souls.
Like, what the fuck? If I can't have drugs or sex, hanging out with my old pet was the only thing heaven had going for it, but it doesn't even have that! Sounds like hell to me.
Heaven sounds boring as fuck. Who would want to go there? It sounds like a torture chamber of limp-dick conservative dipshits sitting in church for all eternity.
Pretty sure I've been basically all of these. Not proud of some of them, of course, but damn, given this resume I could probably apply to be Beelzebub myself!
ooohhh are we collecting? liar, atheist, potty mouth, lgbt supporter, self lover, porn lover, hardcore gamer. That can't be too hard to beat, I missed a few easy ones for sure.
Did god specifically ban Hardcore Gamers from heaven?
Yea, he got goomba stomped by a master yi one trick.
Look out! It's the rude dudes!
God is tired of sweats spawn killing him in CoD. Only casually lobbies allowed in the afterlife
Gonna guess a misunderstanding of what the "hardcore" means in that context.
All because of that blasphemous Black & White game
He probably got tired of hypersweats ruining jis game so as a big fuck you he decided to ban hardcore gamers
I don't know if this is bingo, but I actually have done all the things on this list. ✅
Damn, I've only gotten 9. I really gotta step up my game. My hardcore game.
Yk, it's strange, usually I'm almost all of them for things like this, but this one I'm only 4. They typically have a lot more to do with being queer or an atheist.
I'm somewhere on the ace spectrum, so I think I just have to accept that I'm never getting porn lover or sex addict, but as an achievement hunter, it really chaps my ass not to be able to 100% this.
Yeah, I'm ace, depressed, don't curse, and have hyper addictive syndrome so I don't want to try any vices.
only thing i havent done is be homosexual im a failure
It's not too late. Suck a dick, it's fun. Or if you're a lady, lick a pussy. Also fun. Can verify both.
ive tried god knows id be too powerful if i was bi 😔
"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"...."It's not meant to be taken literally, he means all manufacturers of dairy products."
"The Greeks are going to inherit the earth? Why the Greeks, why not us?"....."he said 'meek'!"...."ah well, that changes things...."
Softcore gaming O.K.
Thanks, for a minute there I thought I had have to cover up my man boobs while playing Dance Revolution...
NO SHELLFISH EATERS
See, they’re confused. God actually said no selfish eaters. So gluttony is right out, you better share your sandwiches.
Didn't know the Catholic Church was banned from heaven
Can't get into heaven if you don't hate yourself?
Dude must be Catholic.
Same for most protestants too.
Dude is in Dublin, so probably.
Just as well I don't believe in heaven then eh?
So the sign is correct. None of those people will enter heaven. Neither will anyone else, but those people, too.
Heaven sounds boring af
That person is ALL of these things...I guarantee it
Definitely a hardcore gamer. Look at that head set.
Except for that part where Jesus died for all of our sins so we do all get to go to heaven now...
Well according to Jehovah only around 250,000 people get to get in.
Bad news for this guy on the “LIAR” front then.
Lol I was thinking that too
Well if heaven is full of these guys I don't think we're missing much
Be careful gamers, Jesus is watching your K/D ratio.
This is racist against gamers
Anything I don't like is wrong
It's not just that he thinks those things are wrong. It's that he thinks they're worthy of being horribly tortured for eternity for.
Gamerphobia is where I draw the line
Please, we don't gotta call boring people "phobes". I'm so sick of the "don't like me? You're clearly AFRAID and fuck you for not being into it!"
Im at 12 points if opening tf2 cases counts as gambling
They seem to be wearing too many types of fabric to make that kind of statement.
Don't love yourself! Be miserable or else hell!
but if you don't do these things you can be rewarded by not doing these things. FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
Cool. Heaven is a boring place without any of that anyway.
Thank God I'm not going in, sounds like it's full of boring people.
Why would anyone want to go to Christian heaven when the bible explicitly tells us that our childhood pets won't even be there because apparently they don't have souls.
Like, what the fuck? If I can't have drugs or sex, hanging out with my old pet was the only thing heaven had going for it, but it doesn't even have that! Sounds like hell to me.
I wouldn't call myself a porn lover, I'm quite fond of it and enjoy spending time together, but it's not really love.
More of a porn luster
That distinction is probably enough to get into heaven!
O thank God. Softcore gamers are in the clear.
It's funny how he mentions specifically hardcore gamers probably because his hypocritical ass likes to play video games.
Heaven would be boring, assuming it exists. Imagine every goody goody person in one place, yawn.
All the cool people are going to hell, also assuming that exists, sign me up for the afterlifeparty
That's a pretty good list. 6 1/2 of those boxes are ticked with me.
Nice! I scored 10!
Damn what if I just do my dailies tho?
There's a reason it's a stairway to heaven, but a highway to hell.
In the US we elect leaders based on that list as long as they have ‘R’next to their name
even when one finds the viewpoint abhorrent, one cant help but admire the penmanship.
Heaven sounds boring as fuck. Who would want to go there? It sounds like a torture chamber of limp-dick conservative dipshits sitting in church for all eternity.
Hardcore gamer? No problem, I play minecraft on normal difficulty.
Not according to the new testament.
The only thing on that sign that might put you in hell (if it exists) is Atheism, ironically.
So long as you "accept JC into your heart as your personal lord and savior" and "repent your sins" you are saved
Pretty sure I've been basically all of these. Not proud of some of them, of course, but damn, given this resume I could probably apply to be Beelzebub myself!
Same..
It doesn't say anything explicit about weed, unless "potty mouth" refers to someone showing up to the gates of heaven munching edibles.
13 out of 14
12 out of 14. I don't think my wife would appreciate me becoming an adulterer for a meme, though.
12/14 here too. Can you guess which two?
Going to say you're not a Liar or a Potty Mouth.
I'm only 11/14 but I'm enough of a drunkard for several people.
Ah too bad. 14/14 is Super Heaven
Wait, wait, wait. Hol' up. Lemme try again for the 100%
is reincarnated as pig
OINK (GODFUCKINGDAMNIT)
What?! I only got fuckin' five.
Wait ok I can't support LGBT but Q+ is ok ?
Hey look it's Grafton Street
WOTS SO BLOODY SPECIAL ABOUT THE CHEESEMAKERS?
It's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
I check out 10 by their standards.
No drunkards?
Guess he doesn't realize Jesus's first miracle was getting a party lit.
ooohhh are we collecting? liar, atheist, potty mouth, lgbt supporter, self lover, porn lover, hardcore gamer. That can't be too hard to beat, I missed a few easy ones for sure.
What do you want to bet they'd vote trump if they could?
Look at those tired eyes. Thats a coomer right there 🔥🔥🔥
I am the only one who is allowed to go to heaven!
Nobody else! I am a good noodle! I AM A GOOD NOODLE!