Spyke

Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.

I'm not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn't aware of the hot trash he produced

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Manucodereply
infosec.pub

I don't think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M's tube.

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slrpnk.net

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube

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lemmy.world

Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it's been years since I've seen one), but I'm pretty sure you couldn't jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.

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slrpnk.net

I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle

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“Turd soufflé”

And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art

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Manucodereply
infosec.pub

Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of "Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners" to a loved one.

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That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!

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