Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.
Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.
Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.
Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time
I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.
Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.
Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.
Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.
Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.
Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.
Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining.
Possibly poaching wildlife.
Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.
Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).
Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.
Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..
...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.
Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?
Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.
Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.
I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.
Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.
Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
Fishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
I picked a bad time to close a porn game.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Building a house in the woods without planning permission.
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
Turning the universe into paperclips
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.
I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol
Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.
Spreading democracy
Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
Impersonating a defense attorney.
I was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol
Rocking and stoning
KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
Sweats in Stellaris
Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale
Calling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.
Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.
Building a house...seems fitting.
Spreading Managed Democracy.
FOR SUPER EARTH!
Mining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living
The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.
Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...
Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
I may have harvested my beets a little late.
Id get a medal for defending democracy.
Eradicating an entire species of bugs
I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.
Building without a permit
Dispensing Freedom.
i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside
Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato
Democracy (it was helldivers)
Public inebriation, disturbing the peace
(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)
Supporting democracy!
Tax Fraud.
Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.
I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended
Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals
Loving Managed Democracy too hard
Unlicensed space travel
Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.
Possession of psychite with intention to distribute
and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting
Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.
Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.
I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stealing villager's beds.
Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.
Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!
Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
Rimworld players:
Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.
Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?
Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.
Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.
damm I love factorio
Falcon punching Pikachu.
Genocide
Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).
Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.
Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.
But I'm almost done.
I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.
Having eleven kings in one poker hand.
Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder
PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.
Mobile: Baking cookies
Web: Making paperclips
Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘
Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.
Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.
Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.
RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.
Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time
Being too homosexual.
FFXIV
climbing a mountain and curing my depression
War crimes.
I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).
Mass murdering animals.
Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.
Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)
Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.
Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.
Being an ex yakuza
Killing Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square
For yelling too loud.
Statement of an observing police officer:
Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin
MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars
I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.
Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.
Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb
Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game
Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.
Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!
Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.
I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….
Murdering zombies with plants.
One could say it's zombies vs. plants!
Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.
Playing poker with a non-standard deck.
Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)
Killing mr house
Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer
Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.
At least I saved the animals.
Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.
Graveyard Keeper.
I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.
Sonic Adventure
Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
mass killing of scribble spiders? idk
Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.
Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.
removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)
Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.
Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.
Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball
Space mining.
Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.
Killing the queen (chess)
not slaying the princess I guess.
Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...
Throwing darts at balloons
Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅
Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.
Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.
Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications
A wee bit of terrorism
Stacking blocks and clearing lines.
Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.
Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.
Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).
Do porn games on an old android count?
Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).
Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.
Building code violations (Minecraft)
Punching trees
Building without a permit
I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.
Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments
Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.
definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.
Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.
Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods
Shooting people with ink until they explode violently
Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).
Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.
Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.
Stealing a child from a nursery and selling them to a racist (baldurs gate 3)
Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.
reckless driving
Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..
...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.
brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism
::: spoiler the name of the game Rimworld :::
Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)
For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack
Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.
(Witcher 3)
Inappropriate construction of a factory.
(Satisfactory)
I don't know... Majonging?
Intergalactic genocide
Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!
Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.
I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio
Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies
Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.
Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?
Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)
Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.
Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.
Walking without a torch in Rattay at night
Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".
Illegal gambling
I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.
Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons
Illegal construction (Minecraft)
Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.
Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.
Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions
Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.
Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something
I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)
Necromancy
Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.
I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist
I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.
Animal abuse
For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.
It's a whole list:
::: spoiler Guess the game? Meet your maker :::
Running someone over with a train (Factorio)
Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another
killing zealots
Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)
Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being
Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts
Killing gods
Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!
Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.
Trespassing (minecraft parkour)
Overthrowing a mega corporation
Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.
Starting a cult.
pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse
Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.
Cheating at Poker
Stealing bison poop I guess
war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.
Blowing up a shark
Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy
Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...
Nuking Pasagardae
Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.
Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.
For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.
Founder, help us.
Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.
Building without a permit.
Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.
Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)
CK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.
Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.
Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)
Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.
I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
Crimes against humanity
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.
Illegal Gambling
The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
Speeding (STK)
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.
Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF
Rebellion against an unsustainable government
Violation of the genva convention.
Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.
Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals
Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.
Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test
(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)
Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)
Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.
Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.
Spreading managed democracy.
Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.
Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)
Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.
I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.
Stacking up colorful bricks
jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting
(Balatro)
Using plasma arrows within city limits.
Animal fighting for money
Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.
Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities
Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)
It's okay though, we're adventurers!
Baldur's Gate 3
Winning the treble with Spurs
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…
all of them
Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.
Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight
Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.
Touching paintings.
arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅
honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch
Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.
(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence
vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)
Helping depressed people? Sounds about right
Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol
aggressive spelling
Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)
Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.
Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine
Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.
Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.
Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)
speeding in super tux kart
Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid
Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Bit of light canabalism, nothing too serious. Obviously there was some murder, directly preceding.
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
Cheating at poker I guess?
I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...
freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???
Squatting - Nightingale
@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.
I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.
::: spoiler game: Crysis :::
Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.
Rance
Sweats profusely
Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)
Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.