Spyke
lemmy.world

Dumbass just has it upside down it's actually just LL:6

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

That's why you should always include a banana in the picture. Then we can tell if the clock is right side up in relation to the banana.

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In was looking for a small space heater for the bathroom because it gets so cold in the morning. There was one that was a plug in into the outlet kinda like a night light, and had a temperature display. There was a one star review along the lines of

This thing is garbage! It just keeps saying nonsense like 9L! Needs better instructions!

I flipped the photo upside down and...

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lemmy.ml

The thermometer Celsius sign and the precipitation percentage sign indicate that this is in fact the correct orientation

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You mean

%65

And

)•L1

Both seem like perfectly cromulant measurements to me.

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feddit.de

You Americans with your imperial system. 9:77 o'clock is 10:17 in metric. /s

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Cortreply
lemmy.world

I see the s, but you have it backwards. 9:77 is clearly metric time, with 100 minutes per hour...

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lemmy.world

OP said Kmart, Kmart is dead in the USA, so the buyer is probably Australian or New Zealander.

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lemmy.world

Which makes waaaaaay more sense as everyone uses their phone for alarms now rather than a fucking clock lmao

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Ummm I still use a clock. It played the radio which I like as an alarm better. Plus you can hit the snooze so easily.

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lemmy.world

I don't think Twitter was founded by the time Kmart left the big cities around 20 years ago.

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lemmy.world

Wow, they were all out from the DFW metroplex and only found in rural cities by 2005 at the latest in TX. I thought they had all closed down by 2015.

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I can guarantee there was a K-Mart in Sacramento, CA, at LEAST until 2019, possibly 2022 but my memory of being in the area in 2022 is hazy

Twitter def existed well before they were gone from populated areas

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Oh wow, I thought they had left cities in the early 2000s although maybe that was just TX. I thought they completely left the states by 2015.

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indepndntreply
lemmy.world

Also the clock says it's 17 degrees Celsius, although to be fair I think it's established that the clock is unreliable.

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sh.itjust.works

A great man once said Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. ... so why not temperature too?

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Kmart isn't completely dead in the US. There are two in the states, three in the US Virgin Islands, and one in Guam

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Toldryreply
lemmy.world

Decimal time is the representation of the time of day using units which are decimally related. This term is often used specifically to refer to the French Republican calendar time system used in France from 1794 to 1800, during the French Revolution, which divided the day into 10 decimal hours, each decimal hour into 100 decimal minutes and each decimal minute into 100 decimal seconds (100000 decimal seconds per day), as opposed to the more familiar standard time, which divides the day into 24 hours, each hour into 60 minutes and each minute into 60 seconds (86400 SI seconds per day).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

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feddit.de

What are the laws in the US regarding this? In Germany, this clock is clearly defective and must be repaired or replaced or refunded by the vendor at no additional charge.

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MxM111reply
kbin.social

In most places you can return it back for any reason and without one, if you still have a receipt.

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Blum0108reply
lemmy.world

At least within a relatively short time period, like 30 or 90 days.

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MxM111reply
kbin.social

But how do you measure time if the clock is broken?

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I don't know if there are laws about it but most places will let you return for store credit at least.

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pawb.social

You could definitely get it repaired/replaced by the manufacturer

But, would you? You can probably return it to where you bought it, but that's at least 10 mins of your life.

You could also throw it in the trash... That takes 0 minutes. That's what they hope you'll do, and so every other option is made possible, but frustrating

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pawb.social

How? I recycle e-waste personally, because I find disassembling it relaxing.

What is a normal person meant to do? I've been asked and I don't know what to tell them

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I'm sure most local/county recycling centers take electronics along with other recyclables (mine does). If not, retailers like Best Buy will take them at the customer service desk. Also, we have an electronic scrap bin at my place of employment, which is what I normally use. So many options!

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lemmy.world

Yes. Theres still a few surviving stores in America.

and there is a KMart in Australia that is totally unconnected to the other Kmarts that.. I believe is still doing well? Not sure, not aussie.

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lemmy.world

Target and KMart are merged in aussielandia now, arent they? and operate as one store?

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Railisonreply
aussie.zone

Remaining Targets are being assimilated into the Kmart universe. Resistance is futile.

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I swear to god it feels like you guys are living in another dimension sometimes. Lol truly don't mean that in a bad way just so very different from what I'm used to, but, very similar to the West.

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Yeah they merged last year, but its still a work in progress and we still have distinct kmarts and targets

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lemmy.world

Wow. I thought there were no more KMarts in the US. Turns out there are two in the States, three in the US Virgin Islands, and one in Guam

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PopSharkreply
lemmy.world

The old Kmart headquarters building that’s been abandoned rotting away as urban decay next to a fancy mall for since before the new millennium where the executives allegedly had cocaine parties in the 80s (which may have negatively affected the company’s outcome) is finally being professionally torn down by construction crewmen. It’s so fucking ugly beige reddish rust 80s office building its parts should be buried with humanity’s nuclear waste

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For a second I was trying to figure out what the urban decay makeup brand has to do with kmart

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kbin.social

always check the packaging to make sure you're buying a clock that's base 60. Especially from Kmart

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And always check the store to make sure you are buying it from a store based on earth, not mars.

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This clock is clearly using the galactic alphabet. Buyer should have looked before buying.

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startrek.website

Money exchanged hands though, so it accomplished its purpose (of tricking the buyer). :-(

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nillocreply
discuss.tchncs.de

I don’ didn’t know there were still Kmarts around. Dollar stores and Wally World replaced them all in my part of the country.

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Even so, it has already accomplished its purpose. Dealing with returns is the job of the next CEO - this one has already gotten theirs, ca-ching 🤑 !

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aussie.zone

That's obviously Fri Apr 24 1970 02:22:39 GMT+0000 in Unix time.

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One side of me is asking "Seriously, who thought that dividing a day in 1000 units would be useful?"

The other side of me can't wait for me to start saying to my friends "A'ight, meet me at @960".

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The clock in my car says that the year is 2165. Sometimes it corrects itself to the right year after a while, sometimes it doesn't. 🤷‍♀️

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Your car is a time machine and somone is forgetting to clear the date after using it!

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Funny. They are on Lemmy.world but yet, forgot the world exists.

But it is weird to find out that a store known for cheap garbage and bad stores that went out of business is doing just fine on the murderous animal island so I get why they are confused.

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lemmy.zip

I hate it so much when people say or write "the wife". Riles me up

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Ross_audioreply
lemmy.world

Like it or not "the wife" was a change in language seen as progressive not too long ago because it recognises that a man doesn't own a woman.

What would you prefer "my wife" implying ownership. "A wife" implying a non specific wife of anyone.

Or they name them on social media to avoid mentioning their marital status and ignoring their relationship to them.

I'm genuinely curious how this person should, in your view, refer to the person they've married.

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Druidreply
lemmy.zip

My wife is absolutely fine in my books. The same way you can say my friend or my acquaintance or what have you, you can say my spouse/wife/husband/whatever without implying any sort of ownership. My view might be skewed being an ESL, but the same applies to German, Russian, Ukrainian, French, for example, which I speak too. I've never heard people complaining over those usages

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I say either my wife, or the wife is fine.

I've just stated the reason "the wife" exists at all is a reaction against historical patriarchal language.

I've heard different people complain about both and they were always insufferable people trying to nit pick the conversation into a boring place.

Like you!

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feddit.de

"my dad"

I do not own him. Wtf is that argument?? It's not a descriptor of ownership but relation.

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I agree either my wife, or the wife is fine.

I've just stated the reason "the wife" exists at all is a reaction against historical patriarchal language.

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Ulvainreply
sh.itjust.works

"My" can, but certainly doesn't always imply ownership. It implies that the qualifier for person B in the sentence is applied to their relationship to me, person A.

My banker, my hairdresser, my dentist, my accountant, my contractor, my neighbor, my boss, my elected official, etc.

Probably not at all on you, here, but this is a good example of "exaggerated progressivism" or fake-woke/politically correct speech. It weakens the credibility of the progressive movement and gives conservatives silly exaggerations to point to and mock, when this kind of stuff emerges.

Just my 2 cents!

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My banker, my hairdresser, my dentist, my accountant, my contractor, my neighbor, my boss, my elected official, etc.

Why do you have slaves? /s

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When I read "the wife", I read it as this. It feels impersonal, like you are intentionally distancing yourself from your spouse. Like, why would you do that unless you are literally Al Bundy?

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Ross_audioreply
lemmy.world

I agree either my wife, or the wife is fine.

I've just stated the reason "the wife" exists at all is a reaction against historical patriarchal language.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

NO! Everyone MUST speak how I do at all times, or they're WRONG!

There's only one way to speak, and any linguistic deviation will be reported to the POLICE!

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I don't know if "my" always means owning the noun it could mean co-owning the relationship. If I say "my partner" or "my kids" or "my job" I don't think most people think I am a slave owner who somehow has an unbreakable contract with work.

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spezreply
sh.itjust.works

Dare people language! Shit.. I mean ᚨᛚᛚᚨᛁ ᛗᚨᚾᚾᚨ ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚺᚨᛚᛋ ᛃ

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I tried to read that and shot an energy blast across the room. Scared the shit out of my cat.

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It's such a kludgy way of using language. You know what is being communicated with "the wife" vs "my wife" so why not use them interchangeably?

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