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lemmy.world

Depends on the quality. High quality French toast can be transcendent. A decent Belgian waffle is always good. Finally, pancakes are like pizza. It's hard to entirely fuck them up, so even crappy pancakes are ok with enough butter and maple syrup.

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lemm.ee

Imo, you can dip the cheapest wonder bread in beaten eggs, cook it, and cover it in butter and jam and it's still pretty damn good. Even burnt they taste good with syrup

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

Really? I was about to comment that French toast is too dependent on the bread and I rarely have bread that works well.

  • Challah bread makes outstanding French toast
  • I also occasionally see cinnamon bread made for French toast that’s pretty good
  • my whole wheat bread just isnt
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lemm.ee

Okay you got me there, whole wheat is definitely a poor choice for French toast. Sourdough is surprisingly good though. I guess my previous comment should've said that even the cheapest white bread is decent for french toast. Obviously good breads are on a different level, but that goes for any food

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Huh, I’ll have to try French toast with sourdough. Admittedly haven’t tried, since whole wheat works so poorly

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Ironically, I have had some really bad French toast in my day. Like, so bad I hated anything with cinnamon on it for years. For decades, the smell of French toast made me want to vomit. I couldn't even go to breakfast joints that served it.

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Seraphreply
kbin.social

Completely agree. French toast is so hit and miss I rarely order it. If I trust the place to do a good waffle that's a nice choice but any roadside diner can make pancakes I can choke down.

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You realize you can make your own right? Restaurants aren’t the only way to experience French toast.

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I agree with you on good French toast.

The best French toast I've had was made of slices of stale, rock-hard French bread soaked to saturation in a cinnamon, nutmeg, and cardamom seasoned egg and milk solution, fried on a very hot griddle with a generous amount of butter, then served with maple syrup and orange marmalade. It was slightly crispy on the outside and warm and dense on the inside.

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Exactly this. There's also the hidden 4th option: Liège waffles. Better than all 3 combined when done right.

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Pancakes are outstanding, always top of the list. Lately I’ve been adding chocolate chips, even better

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lemmy.world

French Toast. I don't care about waffle syrup pockets or fluffy discs, I will die on this hill, French Toast.

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It is true that if we fight to hold this hill we may die here. But if we succeed, le tricolore will wave proudly in the breeze long after we are gone, and that is enough.

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ttrpg.network

Do you like waffles? (Yeah, we like waffles!) 🎵

Do you like pancakes? (Yeah, we like pancakes!) 🎵

Do you like French toasts? (Yeah, we like French toasts!) 🎵

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kbin.social

How are you integrating the pancakes?

You could do waffle by cooking french toast in a waffle iron, but if you cook pancake batter in a waffle iron, you just have less crunchy waffles.

Maybe pancake batter cover an already cooked peace of french toast and then cook the whole thing in a waffle iron?

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lemmy.world

Crepes (really thin pancakes) are omitted which feels like a crime even though I know it isn't.

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kbin.social

It’s its own subcategory, like waffles and Belgian waffles, or French toast and stuffed French toast.

They’re all in the same family, just different species.

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0opsreply

Tell me more about breakfast food taxonomy

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Crepes are basically French pancakes, the best way to improve pancakes. Belgian waffles are improved waffles. French toast is improved toast. Does speaking French automatically elevate breakfast or something?

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Because all of the others are jealous. Crepes are the svelte supermodels of the bunch. They intimidate those other doughy monstrosities--their proportions shouldn't even be possible.

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lemmy.world

French toast. I think the egg gives it a bit of a boost.

Honestly, I just looked up recipes for waffles and pancakes. The main difference I'm seeing is some waffles have vanilla extract... and that's basically the main thing. I prefer waffles, largely because of the texture and the little syrup pods, but otherwise I can go with either one.

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Put some vanilla and cinnamon in your French toast eggs. It will blow your balls off.

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There was a recent change in the recipe in the mix I usually get. Previously the waffle had more oil and egg, but now they’re the same recipe

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Yes, waffles and pancakes are the same batter, they're just cooked differently. Box mixes like usually say pancakes and waffles.

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lemmy.world

French toast. Fight me. We'll meet up at Waffle House as is proper.

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Rhaedasreply
kbin.social

They call it Waffle House for a reason. Just saying.

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Yeah, but it's the place for scheduling reasons. If Waffle House is closed, we picked the wrong time.

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kbin.social

Those seem like desserts. Carbs, sugar, and cream. Not an ounce of protein.

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That's why you get Kodiak Protein mix. 14 g of protein in just the mix, make it with milk and eggs instead of water and you've got even more. It's my favorite waffle/pancake mix they are so filling

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Mr_Blottreply
lemmy.world

Who the fuck eats that much sugar for breakf....

Oh it's them again 😂

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lemmy.world

If you think Americans are bad, check out Italy. Breakfast is small but it's typically a bread product or sugar laden pastry served with espresso or caffelatte. I have celiac and can't drink coffee without spazzing out for six hours, so I skip breakfast.

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0opsreply

Really, all of the sweat breakfasts in America are European imports. And they're usually just one part of the meal anyway, paired with eggs, hash browns, sausage, bacon... Damn it I just ate

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You do realize Americans aren't out here having pancakes every single morning, right?

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dingusreply
lemmy.world

Is savory French toast a thing? I'm intrigued. What kind of flavors does it go with?

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I've made it a few times! I'll actually use a dried mushroom powder (porcini) and mix that up with the batter.

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Coreidanreply
lemmy.world

I make kickass breakfasts.

I doubt that considering you think French toast is savory.

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And won’t even tell us what you make it with

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French toast is always the best option! This is making me want to make some French toast right now!

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lemmy.world

French toast doesn't need to be. I just use bread, egg, milk, and cinnamon.

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0opsreply

Everyone talks about cold pizza, but cold French toast is pretty great too

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Same thought here but I'm picking pancakes with soft yolk fried eggs and hot sauce on top instead of maple syrup.

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SuperIcereply
lemmy.world

I prefer not feeling like shit for the rest of the day after I eat.

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lemmy.world

Depends where I am and how much I trust the cooks.

If I'm somewhere that I know is good, French toast. Good French toast is the best of all the options.

If I'm somewhere pretty mid, I'll probably go for waffles. Can't reach the same highs or the same lows as FT.

Pancakes are the safest bet. There's less variation than FT or waffles, so even the worst pancakes aren't that bad.

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lemmy.world

Oh man, the variance you can get on French toast. Sometimes it's heavenly and sometimes it's just so soggy and chewy and tastes like scrambled eggs.

Pancakes are the most consistent, as you said, but even the best pancakes can't beat the average waffle imho.

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I would much rather have terrible pancakes than under-soaked, under-cooked French toast with a bad mix and stale white bread.

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balderdashreply
lemmy.zip

There's a ton of each option. It's all you can eat

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I don’t really like the sweet breakfast pastry concept. I guess waffles, preferable cornmeal or Belgian waffles. I’d much rather have a breakfast burrito with green chile or huevos rancheros though.

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Pancakes, all the time, every time.

If I ever abandon all hope, I plan to eat nothing but pancakes until I perish.

With the cheapass syrup, too -- none of this frilly shit. Just good old American artificially flavored corn syrup over pancakes from a box.

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

For lunch today, I had leftover chocolate chip pancakes, heated them in the air fryer. And spread peanut butter on them to melt all over!

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lemm.ee

Crispy waffles > French toast > fluffy waffles > pancakes

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

This is my main problem with waffles, although I still would order them differently. Trying to make waffles for my kids, I can’t seem to batch them without losing that crispness. Instead of joining the family for breakfast I need to feed the machine and make sure every waffle gets an immediate consumer, so it will be nice and crisp

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lemmy.world

Waffles >> French Toast >>> Pancakes

Not even questionable. Pancakes turn into a disgusting gelatinous mess after like 10 seconds with syrup. They're too dense, so you feel like shit after eating them.

Waffles are the GOAT and I'll die on that hill

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Put some peanut butter on the pancakes and then syrup on that. You get extra protein and your pancakes don't get soggy. Also it's delicious!

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Dozzi92reply
lemmy.world

I'm a grown man but when I bring my kids to my mom's and we stay over she busts out the pancakes. Crispy edges, fluffy in the middle, the size of dinner plates. And you gotta dip in syrup, don't pour it over. And don't cut it up, just fork out a piece when it's time to eat.

Won't disagree about feeling full after, but I wouldn't eat any of these on the reg.

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You're correct but I still love me some pancakes. Even if they literally always make me feel gross after eating.

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I have no idea why but my brain added "in bed" to the title and I was like "all those have drippy syrup. I don't want any of those in bed."

I would get waffles, but not those waffles. Gimme the Belgium waffles with the strawberries and whipped cream 🤤

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Dozzi92reply
lemmy.world

The number of people in here virtue signaling by refusing to follow the prompt. Pick one!

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kbin.social

It was a tongue-in-cheek comment hoping to spur some conversation about alternatives. I don't know what virtue would be signaled here. Also, I'm still awaiting official diagnosis but a DNA test mentioned I was likely to have celiac's, my dad recently got diagnosed with it, and I've always had issues after eating nearly anything, so no wheat for me for now.

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Dozzi92reply
lemmy.world

It was not so much you, but the folks who just can't help but say that those are unhealthy and here's a better option. Some dude took time out of his day to make a picture (maybe he's AI, I dunno) and ask a question, and it just seems nitpicky and unproductive (and I guess I mean that in the dumbest way possible, I'm on my phone talking about pictures of breakfast confectionary, essentially).

That all being said, if the whole point is to start conversations, I guess even this counts and so upvotes to everyone.

EDIT: And sorry for your bad news but hopefully it's good news because it's not Schrodinger's upset digestive tract, it presumably happens regardless of whether you've verified the cause. I don't think I've got anything, but the older I get the worse things like IPA beers and heavy bread dishes hit me. Tired, bloated, etc. I just attribute it to my body failing me.

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Yeah, my mom's whole side of the family has issues like that. Dad's not as much, but I may have lost the genetic lottery in that bit. Best of luck to you with your issues as well!

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kbin.run

Flat Food propaganda! Don't fall for this thinly disguised attempt to lead you away from the one truly spherical breakfast or anytime food, namely Aebleskivers. Eat them sweet or savory, eat them all day long!

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MrJameGumbreply
lemmy.world

I had never heard of these before! They look just like those desserts you get at the Indian restaurant!

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kbin.run

LoL, I went searching for Indian Deserts (https://www.sotc.in/blog/indian-holidays/deserts-in-india)

Do you mean Ladoo? Gulab Jamun (my favorite)? Rasmalai? For minimizing surface area to volume ratio, it's spherical foods for me. :-D Ooh, I just found Bengali pantua - "soft, spherical dessert that is entirely drenched in cardamom-and-saffron-flavored sugar syrup."

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Ooh, sounds tasty! Let's go get some! "Unni appam, (Malayalam:ഉണ്ണിയപ്പം) is a small round snack made from rice, jaggery, banana, roasted coconut pieces, roasted sesame seeds, ghee and cardamom powder fried in oil.[1] Variations of this organic and spongy fried batter using jackfruit preserves instead of banana is common from the late 90s. It is a popular snack in Kerala. In Malayalam, unni means small and appam means rice cake. "

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lemmy.ca

Personally it's Waffles > Pancakes > French Toast, but I like all three. That being said, if I'm in the US, it's none of the above. Those barbarians don't serve these items with maple syrup which is abhorrent to me as a Canadian.

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lemmy.world

I don't think I've been to a breakfast place that doesnt serve maple syrup with any of these.

With that being said tho, I never order any of these while I'm out to eat either because all of it in the US is low quality garbage oversaturated with sugar.

I always thought I disliked waffles until I was drunkenly peer pressured into ordering one in Brussels. Ugh. So good!

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lemmy.ca

Problem is it's flavoured corn syrup when it's anything...

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lemmy.world

At Denny's, sure. Probably at IHOP, but I don't know cause I haven't been in years. At any good mom and pop breakfast diner they do maple syrup. They tend to be a few bucks more a plate, but it's well worth it.

Vermont, NY, and Maine all produce maple syrup. Betcha we could make loads in Alaska.

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Fair enough, those are the hotspots for maple forests!

Maple doesn't really grow in Alaska, let alone western Canada, so it's not made there. We westerners also need to import it from Quebec.

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bionicjoeyreply
lemmy.ca

Belgian waffles are on a whole other level for sure.

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AquaTofanareply
lemmy.world

Tbf, I'm sure actual real deal Canadian Maple Syrup is also on a whole other level.

I'm betting if I ever had it, I may stop getting silently disheartened when someone serves me pancakes instead of bacon and eggs 😂

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You can get it at most decent stores. It's quite a bit more expensive than the fake stuff but tends to be a lot better consistency and taste much better.

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Inkyreply

Is it maple syrup or a colored and flavored corn syrup?

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If I am cooking, French Toast because I can ensure quality. If my wife is cooking, Belgian Waffles because the waffle iron prevents user error. If I am at a restaurant, pancakes because they are always different and very few places make them in a way I dislike.

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lemmy.world

What if I said ugh to all of them? God those are heavy.

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French toast. I've developed a terrible (as in, frighteningly bad for you) and amazing recipe by cranking up the fat content from other recipes and adding a little more spice.

6-8 slices of bread (decently thick Italian bread is what I usually use, but obviously French bread is good for French toast) 4 eggs 4 Tbsp butter ¼ cup half & half 1 Tbsp real maple syrup (don't you dare use fake stuff) 1 tsp cinnamon ½ tsp vanilla extract ¼ tsp nutmeg

Leave the eggs and butter out so they get to room temperature. If the butter isn't super soft, melt it.

Whisk everything (except the bread) together well. If the ingredients are too cold, the butter will solidify in chunks. It's also a good idea to whisk between batches to keep everything evenly suspended. Dunk the bread slices for good coverage and cook them up on a griddle or pan preheated to medium heat until lightly brown on both sides. Top the finished product with maple syrup or vanilla ice cream. Or both. Schedule a cardiologist visit. Enjoy.

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lemm.ee

They're all great, but much too heavy for a breakfast. I'll take some yoghurt with a handful of nuts or cereal or dried fruit. Maybe I'll take some pancakes for lunch later.

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lemm.ee

Spread the yogurt on the waffles, with fruit

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abbadon420reply
lemm.ee

Are you mad or are you a genius? Maybe you're both?!

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0opsreply

I'm dead serious, give it a try, it's good. I'm Greek yogurt guy personally

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I can understand the sentiment, and have trouble eating too much in the morning myself, but really breakfast should be your largest meal. You need those calories while your awake not when your asleep. Weird how that got flipped

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dingusreply
lemmy.world

Yeah for me it honestly depends on my mood and how they are served.

Pancakes with blueberries in it? Easily my number one pic. Plain pancakes? My bottom pick.

An average day? Waffles are probably more often a go to.

French toast with strawberries? I'm there. Plain French toast vs. plain waffles? Tough pick.

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Waffles. Tough and cunchy while also soft and chewy at the same time! Never gets old.

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lemmy.ca

Does chicken & waffles count? What about croque monsieur?

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lemmy.world

It brings me pain when people don't engage with the premise of the post but still comment.

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What's the deal with shitty breakfast options though? People really hate their lives or what?

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Dozzi92reply
lemmy.world

You block someone for suggesting your comment follow the prompt?

I guess the guy who replied to you could just downvote, since that is what they're intended for, as opposed to people out here downvoting because someone didn't pick pancakes and they love pancakes.

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I'm not nuts about any of these to be honest. I make protein blueberry pancakes once a week as a treat, but regular pancakes have way too much sugar and very little protein.

My favorite breakfast foods are matzoh brei and quiche. I guess I just prefer savory!

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kbin.social

If I had to pick one I'd probably go with pancake Beeeeecaaauusseee - they are the pancake-iest. I like waffles, but rarely get a good one at a restaurant. And usually the french toast is soggy and has one molecule of powdered sugar on it (if any).

The best thing I ever ate was a hot french toast casserole I had at a bed and breakfast in Ohio. It was made of very fluffy bread and had glazed pecans and a maple/brown sugar thing going on that was orgasmic. I wish I had that recipe.

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kbin.social

Why don’t you just call the B&B and ask them for the recipe?

I’d say it has a decent chance of working

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Well it was the lady who owned the B & B who made it, it was almost 10 years ago I doubt she'd remember but I have found a few recipes for it online. I'm just working up the courage to try it because I'm hard on myself when my cooking isn't as good as other people's.

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Waffles, but I have celiac so made of blue corn masa. If you haven't tried it, get some! It's amazing with blueberries, plus your house smells like popcorn as it's cooking.

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Definitely waffles. My mom got me a waffle maker for my birthday last year now I have Sunday Brunch every weekend.

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0opsreply

Conversely, I love breakfast for lunch or dinner

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kbin.social

To me nothing beats good old eggs and bacon and toast and coffee for a satisfying breakfast. Gotta have the meat, ya know. Or ham and eggs if the ham is good and not all fatty and gross.

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kbin.social

Plain Toast and bacon and eggs.

Fuck artificially limited choices.

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lemmy.world

None, corn flour with milk and water in the pan, stir it for couple minutes on fire and read to eat!(dont forget the salt) Ad some green cheese or fet for extra flavor.
Its a bit heavy but holds you half day.

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My dod told me but I don't know how to write it, because it's in Albanian and I don't know how to write it. They used to make it many years ago, mostly with water only.

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I'm gonna go with ham and cheese on an English muffin.

I know you asked me to choose between the three images, but Anarchy! Fight the power!

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balderdashreply
lemmy.zip

I literally make these from scratch in paint.net.

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balderdashreply
lemmy.zip

Paint.net is a free image editing software, kinda like photoshop. I found the images of the food online and then constructed the border around it.

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Ahhhhh! I totally forgot about Paint.net. I'll be checking that out to make my own shitposts. Thanks for the tip ;)

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Ah, I see what you mean. I picked this image because of the aspect ratio and I didn't realize it was AI generated. Not that I think it makes much of a difference

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pimento64reply
sopuli.xyz

Yeah I know what Paint.net is. Are you really trying to refute what I said by agreeing with it?

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No, I didn't understand what you meant initially. I thought you were saying that the entire image was AI generated, not just the waffles.

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