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badrealestate·Terrible Estate Agent Photosbym-p{3}

Just fuck my shit up

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.

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feddit.uk

I'm not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.

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There's a 50% chance that a full panoramic photo that doesn't have a Grind House Porn filter would make this bathroom actually look decent, or at minimum, not bad.

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lemm.ee

I can understand the tiles, but why are the lights angled? It would blind anyone trying to use the sink!

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lemmy.world

It's designed for people staggering in with a hangover, to help make them feel more normal.

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Can confirm.

I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked "What were you smoking?" The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.

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The white tiles are actually correct, the rest of the house is actually tilting over.

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discuss.tchncs.de

I actually love this. In case I'm ever remodeling my bathroom, Imma save this so I can find it again. Thanks!

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