Sanctus lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyOh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?70Reply
sstandard_error replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesSanta's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.18Reply
Dharma Curious replystartrek.website2Hide 2 repliesIt's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?2Reply
Dharma Curious replystartrek.websiteThanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I'll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol2Reply
RRose Thorne(She/Her) replylemm.eeDefinitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...2Reply
LLemminary lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyPlease refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.28Reply
XXTornado replylemmy.mlI feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.3Reply
sson_named_bort lemmy.worldNo malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?15Reply
AALavaPulsar lemmy.worldI get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.7Reply
HHonytawk replylemmy.zipSanta survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.4Reply
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Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?
Gotcha covered
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
Santa's Milk Pump
VERY NSFW
https://lemmus.org/post/2275131
Also NSFW
It's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldy4LOgvUCw
Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I'll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol
The creature or something, I dunno.
It's knife guy
Or maybe the meat worm
Meat worm guy 🪱
Christmas guy 🪱
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...
Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
oh, i thought it was a the office reference
I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
Santa is coming to town :3
Capitalism breeds innovation
I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
Por que no los dos
In case Santa is bulimic?
Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
🤓
Wait, I thought men could produce milk.