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lemmy.world

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?

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lemmy.world

Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

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Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...

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lemmy.world

Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

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I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

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I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

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Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.

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