Spyke
lemmy.world

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

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bxyrkreply
discuss.tchncs.de

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

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lemmy.world

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

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Gestridreply
lemmy.ca

I went to go upvote it (it's still there in "all") just because you mentioned it.

A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

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Riskreply
lemmy.world

Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???

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I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)

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Obireply
sopuli.xyz

Not gonna lie I'm feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.

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15liam20reply
lemmy.world

And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.

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You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

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You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

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You've got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

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I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that's fine since who gives a shit.

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Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.

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Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!

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This feels like early days of the internet and I'm all for it.

Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol

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Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

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Lapusreply
lemmy.world

I'm struggling not to do it. But I'm old and wrinkly.

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I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

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lemmy.ca

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

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lemmy.one

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

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Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it's this "I'm a waste of space, I'm just an inconvenience to everyone", type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; "Mmhmm. Yeah."

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Nioxicreply
lemmy.world

Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

what's karma?

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DrTeethreply
lemmy.world

Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.

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GARlacticreply
lemmy.world

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

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xfunkerreply
lemmy.world

So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL

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Onionizerreply
geddit.social

Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.

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sh.itjust.works

They're wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it's their money to waste 🤷.

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I mean, wasn't the thing differentiating OF vs regular stuff the idea you can actually make requests and stuff (for the smaller creators, at least)

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lemmy.world

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

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And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

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Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It's really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.

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Yoz
lemmy.world

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

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Shindigreply
lemmy.world

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to subscribe to block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

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dreklyreply
lemmy.world

create an account on that instance

I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn't matter, I'd see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that's not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?

This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site "everything just works" of reddit.

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lemmynsfw isn't federated with most instances, that's why. And really, most people had a porn alt on reddit anyway, so they're used to it

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Have you tried allowing NSFW posts in your settings? Assuming lemmynsfw.com hasn't been defederated from your instance, then the posts will then show up.

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You don't necessarily need an account on lemmynsfw.com - you would just need an account to browse NSFW on their homepage. But you can see and interact with all their communities from your current instance.

Just search for the communities while on lemmy.world - for example [email protected] or [email protected] or whatever. You can click on those.

Just make sure you have "Show NSFW" enabled on your profile settings

Now some instances like lemmy.ml decided to block (defederate) from lemmynsfw.com so YMMV

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This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!

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R00botreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?

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yeah you just have to get them at lemmy.store but it's pretty cheap for that tier

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I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it's not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.

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DrTeethreply
lemmy.world

On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I've subscribed to?

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scutigerreply
lemmy.world

Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there's a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.

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I find lemmyverse.net to be much better. Just select "Communities" up top. And check the NSFW box if you want it.

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MisterDreply
lemmy.ca

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting ![email protected] in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

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That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?

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reddthat.com

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

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That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

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"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

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lemmy.world

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

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Ookami38reply
sh.itjust.works

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

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programming.dev

The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?

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feddit.de

Can I 100 % ban all porn from my feed? I feel like people aren't obligated to flag their porn stuff so how can it be filtered?

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Probably not yet. Hopefully better tagging and filtering features could be implemented in the future, right now the devs are understandably busy with performance optimization however. Third party apps might be able to filter better client-side, too. Blocking entire instances for example (like lemmynsfw.com).

If you want porn gone from your All feed right now you have to manually block subs that allow it. It is possible, but will be tedious. You can turn off NSFW completely on your profile, but that also filters out non-porn NSFW posts of course.

Edit: your Home feed will be clean as long as you don't subscribe to any subs that allow porn. But that doesn't give you the chance to find new subs like on All.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, it’s difficult to scroll Lemmy on the bus to work because of all the boobs. I still want NSFW posts, just not necessarily boobs.

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Buelldozerreply
lemmy.world

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

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One of my required classes in college had a day where the professor just talked about all the times porn determined the newest media distribution standards.

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Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.

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I'm not sure that's a valid comparison. Tumblr was overwhelmingly porn, which was its biggest selling point. The only thing dumber was when OnlyFans tried to ban hardcore porn (Fortunately, I guess, they saw the light pretty quick and relented)

While Reddit always had porn, it was never the primary draw.

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lemmy.world

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

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lemmy.world

This isn't even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality

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Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

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Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

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lemmy.fmhy.ml

Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.

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lemmy.world

Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.

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korewafapreply
lemmy.fmhy.ml

My porn account’s front page is already full of it. My regular account on a no nsfw instance sees no porn

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lemmy.world

Seeing as we are both alt porn users, if I disable NSFW on my main, will it show me non porn NSFW? There's a community called uncle jokes and a lot of their posts are marked NSFW. And I don't wanna miss them.

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apigbanreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I don't have an alt account yet but my blocklist is about 50+ communities long now, so much porn already when you sort by new on all.

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What occurred to me is you could have an account on a no porn instance which doesn't allow access to porn instances, perhaps that may be an answer.

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Ahh, okay. When I next the chance I'll figure out the blacklist and put most of lemmynsfw and pornlemmy on there.

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sopuli.xyz

That's interesting. My blocklist is almost exclusively german communities (because I don't speak german) I see zero porn on my feed and I haven't quite figured out why. I know sopuli.xyz doesn't allow porn but I don't get why I'm not seeing it from other instances either.

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korewafapreply
lemmy.fmhy.ml

I’m on wefwef and I can’t figure out how to blacklist communities

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korewafapreply
lemmy.fmhy.ml

I don’t think it differentiates unless Lenny devs implement two types of nsfw tags.

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But that also blocks "non-pornographic NSFW content".

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My lemmy page was already covered in weird fucked up hentai and drawn stuff when I signed up. I've had to block communities one at a time, just to have non-pornographic NSFW content.

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cloud_punkreply
lemmy.world

Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.

In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.

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Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.

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cloud_punkreply
lemmy.world

Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.

In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.

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lemmy.world

So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become... Understood.

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kevqnreply
lemmy.world

I think they mean quite the opposite 🤣

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As a former sex worker: no, he's right. Reddit porn had only been good before OF and shit.

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Whether OP meant it or not, he still said it. Porn is really low quality when it's a bunch of OF bot spam. But... It is more popular.

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lemmy.world

You aren't wrong with this theory. It's why betamax and hd-dvd lost too

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Oh fuck, i completely forgot about betamax and HD-DVD. Back in Uni I wrote a 20 page paper about failed formats. I sent my first draft to my professor for feedback. He called me in and asked "Have you thought about porn?" I bet my facial expression must have been priceless.

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programming.dev

That's a myth. Betamax lost because it couldn't record long enough. Movies had to be on two tapes. By the time they finally extended the time VHS was already dominant

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Also licensing out the VHS format to 3rd party manufacturers also played a not insignificant role in beating Betamax. More conpanies making more VHS machines won a lot of the battle.

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Olapreply
lemmy.world

Now this is redditing. Nothing like posting a wrong answer to get the correct one. But also, some random youtuber? I'm going to need far more evidence before I throw away decades of wisdom

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Betamax may have been higher quality, but the fact is that consumer TVs of the time couldn't display the difference in quality.

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I don't like porn, and I don't want to see it, but I'm glad it's come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit's porn communities)

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Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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lemmy.world

people complain about onlyfans but i'd take that any day over the fucking top 40 horseshit on mainstream sites

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lemmy.world

I would agree if Onlyfans creators put even a shred of effort into their content. Most of all it is just them sitting in front of a camera for a few minutes.

They aren't making money by making porn, they are making money by fostering parasocial relationships with people desperate for intimacy.

Most of them anyway. And no, I never subscribed to any, I pirate it. And the noise to content ratio is like 99 to 1.

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Jimreply

Where exactly does one pirate OF content? Just curious so, you know, I can stay away from that website or something.

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Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)

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lemmy.world

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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Lemmynsfw my friend. Has tons of growing subs. Check it out. Don't forget redgifs.com too.

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Checks to make sure my instance federates with them

Yup, thank you! I thought LemmyNSFW was our single point of failure

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The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.

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junereply
lemmy.world

The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.

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impulsereply
lemmy.world

"Curating" makes it sound like you are some kind of porn connoisseur.

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The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.

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The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.

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aussie.zone

People who post or interact with porn also post other stuff.

Tumblr died after they killed off porn, because porn users left the site. That made Tumblr less interesting for people who followed those porn users' non-porn content, which meant that some of them left. Which in turn made it worse for people following that second group, and so on.

The same might happen the other way around. One can only hope.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Tumblr didn't die. It's still around. It's biggest issue is it's shitty search function, not lack of porn (which they did need to remove due to all the cp on there)

Source: Was on Tumblr for nearly a decade.

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lemmy.world

There are ways to handle illegal porn other than a blanket ban on all porn. Pretty much every site can manage it, including reddit and twitter.

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To be fair pornhub had to nuke the majority of their user submitted content because they couldn't evidence that it wasn't illegal. I can understand a company that doesn't actually want to be a porn site just blanket banning.

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lemmynsfw.com

Reddit is the only site I've seen that had a problem with it actually handle it, Twitter absolutely didn't, insta didn't, Tumblr didn't, 4chan kind of did but became a klan rally in exchange so I'm not really sure you can call that success

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Er.. Tumblr spent many years trying to combat all the cp on their site. They were losing, so banning porn entirely just made the most sense. Did it suck? Yea. But it wasn't the end of Tumblr.

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Correction, it blurs them. You have to change your browsing to all, not local to see content from federated instances, then they will show up in feed. Also change your sort to hit, not active

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Honestly I started looking for other websites that had similar shit to my preferred porn subreddits. It'd be much easier to completely cut reddit off if all the porn was here XD

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meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.

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lemm.ee

I guess this is how you can tell your thing is gonna be a thing. Once the porn people find it, literally loads of people are gonna find your place.

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0opsreply
lemm.ee

I see what you did there

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I find porn absolutely disgusting. It's a vile, evil concoction that only caters to the most animalistic of instincts. If you're like me, avoid lemmynsfw.com at all costs.

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There is a whole instance at lemmynsfw.com with a plethora of communities for NSFW materials.

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Caligvlareply
sh.itjust.works

Huh, it says it's federated with my instance but I can't search any communities from it on my instance. Weird.

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AFAIK communities are only federated automatically, if someone form your instance is subscribed to the community. Maybe nobody has yet to subscribe to the latter form your instance?

If someone knows better, please enlighten me!

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lemmy.world

I am all for people enjoying whatever their kink is (as long as it isn’t harming others) but that was one of the first communities I had to block. That group is full of prolific posters.

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Your friend may need to go into their profile settings and allow NSFW content. Seems to be off by default. Then your friend will see a range of posts in the all feed.

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Ha! Had to look that up, and ended up down a rabbit hole…!

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lemmy.world

How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn on the browser?

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Y’all have never heard of pornhub? Idk how you people will get off to 5 second clips or photos, it’s not the 90s anymore. And it’s annoying going to some chick’s profile and seeing all these duplicate posts across different subs/communities

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People actually liked Hentai? I just can't shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.

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Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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lemmy.world

How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn in the browser?

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lemmy.world

I use Connect for this account and a separate account for a nfsw lemmy instance.

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First make sure nsfw posts enabled in your account and then go to any community in lemmynsfw.com

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Where can I find that drawn porn, tho? Preferably that doesn't include CP cuz holy shit there was a lot of CP friendly stuff (not outright CP thankfully) popping up when I was googling where all the porn on Lemmy was at.

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How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn in the browser?

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Sad but accurate index.

Don't watch porn guys. It's toxic and kinda pathetic (you're literally getting off to other men having sex with girls while you play with yourself).

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