Spyke
I really need to go to the bathroom but my bed is really comfortable and I don't want to get up
mr_protein avatar
@mr_protein

Dude I swear this happens to me way too often. Any time I'm in the perfect position to sleep in bed. I remember something I need to do or pee or some bullshit that makes me have to get out. And then it never feels the same again.

This happens way too often, I swear there's some unnatural forces at play here.

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carlspanks avatar
@carlspanks

Pee on yourself it'll keep you warm. I encourage this

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kemko avatar
@kemkoreply

It probably depends on your body temperature relative to your environment. Peeing will make it easier for your body to warm up if you’re cold, but it will make you colder if you’re warm. Basically you shouldn’t pee if you’re in a cold environment, it will make you colder. But you should pee if you’re already cold and you’re in a warm place.

It's not like your pee produces heat by itself lol.

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carlspanks avatar
@carlspanksreply

Do you want to try it together to test this hypothesis?

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