Jokes aside don't give them ideas

China can fuck right off

Where are these jobs you speak of which such a salary

I propose robo calls to be outlawed

Monopoly money

As a dad I approve of this message. I mainly use this instance for news which by default is open to interpretation & requires a little extra effort than I would expect anyone as young as 13 to automatically engage with.

Requires disposable income :(

Mine just bark at me until I share my food

Disney, Hulu & Max have a decent bundle although I don't enjoy the $30 a month price tag for no ads. Paramount has some good content but I don't think it's worth the upfront cost. Apple TV & peacock aren't worth the price especially since apple requires proprietary hardware.

I wish I had more than one bedroom :(

Balloons are surprisingly cheap for a finite gas resource

Depends on the brand my Asus tuf monitors never do that shit thankfully

Oh no. Anyways.

Eternity cuz they'll delete the request or move it to an archive in the email system

Fedora is a safe bet. Kinoite is their atomic distro and bazzite is a fork of that as well as steamOS which is great for gaming.

never once has a lenovo laptop fail me when using Linux. I know the prices depending on your preference might not be amazing but second hand there are some bangers out there like it never hurts to check your local repair shop or recycling operation.

Unfortunately it's not compatible with my pixel :( I know where to find the shows it's just annoying the only device I have that's officially supported is a smart TV i.e. Vizio & LG.

I'd prefer it take a decade and be a completed game tbh

I love open source software