Or there's a particularly good sunbeam shining on the couch. Could be that.

Boss makes a thousand

I make a buck

That's why I use the company laser engraver

And don't give a fuck

Not to discount the evil of targeting workers who used the leave they literally are entitled to, but it's also SO lazy to use an AI to generate a list of what's essentially just a RETURN statement from a payroll database. Boo on both counts!

Or we could just stop breeding animals with hallmark genetic defects.

The octopodes are named Paul and Salome.

OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.

Jeez, this is neat information but whoever edited that article approved absolute garbage. I've seen better command of the English language from 3rd graders.

Gotta get cables with a tab protector! They're lifesavers.

What a legend, fuck cancer.

Dammit, Bobby!

Not with that attitude.

Tree law is interwoven throughout bird law as well.

Please, I ride loud motorcycles for attention from men, as is tradition.

Yes but NOT traveling back in time to cause the black plague results in all kinds of worse timeline shenanigans.

I would immediately name mine BMO.

"For people like Morgan, however, no-fault divorce has stripped him of what he views as a constitutional right to protest the dissolution."

This guy thinks his unalienable rights are for "life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and also my wife."

I'm sure he's never actually read the constitution or the bible.

Easy to get?

Do you crave the strength and certainty of steel?

Here you go! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Tyre_(332_BC)

In the crisp brightness of the forest campground, there are only supportive neighbors.