True, I don't go out of my way for it, but I definitely have a sweet spot for root beer. The rest taste like liquid syrup. Also root beer floats are bomb.
Sugar, mainly. Oatly adds amylase to their mix which breaks down the oat starch into maltose, a type of sugar. While that is happening naturally during the digestive process since our saliva contains amylase, it doesn't happen in that amount, which means Oatly has significantly more sugar than natural oat milk. Maltose also has a glycemic index of 105, which means that it raises the blood sugar level more rapidly than even pure glucose. For reference, cane sugar has a GI of 60, lactose of 46. This means the sugar level of Oatly is effectively higher than Coca-Cola's.
If it's creamy, it's likely processed. Natural oat milk is quite watery. But just a shot in your coffee isn't worth worrying about anyway. It's just that many advertise it as a healthy, daily drink and for that, it has too much sugar.
Milk is only ever useful during your very first few years of your life after birth, after that, though, it doesn't do much. Add that to the fact that quite a bit of folks are lactose intolerant, and also the fact that I just dislike the taste of milk. That's all.
Iโm always amazed by how differently human tastes work. A cold can of Dr. Pepper is an absolute delight in my mind, a rare treat since I try to avoid drinking sweetened sodas.
But I know not only can humans differ in our enjoyment of the exact same experience, we may very well be experiencing them differently. Like how I despise cilantro and my wife loves it. Or how I canโt drink 80% of the craft beers in my area because something in the heavily hopped IPAs doesnโt hit my taste buds right, but my brothers-in-law canโt get enough.
Some people want a flavored drink. If it's between fruit juice and soda though, juice is healthier and imo tastes better as well. Blackberry Izze is the best.
You can mix the fruit juice with water, that way you have flavored water without a ton of sugar.
While they do offer other nutrients (not a lot, mind you, as we're throwing away most of them), fruit juices have almost as much sugar as sodas. We were never meant to consume fruit like this - we're literally extracting the worst part of them.
Yeah I usually mix mine with carbonated water, they are too sweet anyway. Once mixed, they are likely less than 1/4th of the sugar of a coca cola and I only have 1 a day if I even have one. I think at that point the health impact is negligible.
Milk gives creates stinky gas in my belly that comes out my poo hole. E tier for me. Dr. Pepper has just as much sugar as the rest, so automatically F tier.
Milk should be with juices in D tier.
A tier is reserved for coffee and tea
B tier is fermented stuff like wine and beer
C tier is mixed stuff from superior tiers and lower tiers, capuccio, latte, shandy, distilled drinks
OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.
I nominate bleach for SSS tier
You mean SS tier?
You know, because of the genocides ...
It's bleach so it would be an ethnic cleansing.
In Germany, it feels like water is a fancy request and beer is the simple tap option.
S+
F, E, F
Are milk and Dr pepper separate or is that a Dr Pilk situation.
As long as we don't have a Dr. PILF on our hands...
Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.
My hydrohomie
In water, milk or Dr Pepper?
Oh no
All of the above.
Forbidden colgate
Not as forbidden as some other forbidden foods haha.
Coffee isn't even on your list.
Go to your room and think long and hard about what you've done.
This list needs more wine
Root beer is definitely A tho
Especially if it's like a local craft root beer in a glass bottle. That shit slaps. Also cream soda.
Legalize real root beer
Legalize nuclear bombs (for legal reasons this is a joke)
Also W.
True, I don't go out of my way for it, but I definitely have a sweet spot for root beer. The rest taste like liquid syrup. Also root beer floats are bomb.
It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.
Just like these federated instances
Do you think they'll be able to save us from enshittification?
S: water and locally sourced milk
F: Everything else
If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour... Even though I agree.
Not constantly. Regularly.
If you keep milking them regularly, they don't dry up.
I love yummy milk. I hate the breast milk perverts steal from cows tho. Real milk comes from plants.
Hahahahaha I thought you had said pants.
Milk and Dr Pepper are in F tier too, only water graces the top spots
Disagree with milk. It can stay in B because it makes cappuccino and latte possible.
If you disagree, it means your opinions differ than mine.
And just how exactly are they milking them oats, huh?
You can milk anything with nipples.
Like 'ger-bels'.
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Careful with processed oat milk tho (Oatly for example). Normal oat milk is good.
Any more info on this? What am I being careful for?
Sugar, mainly. Oatly adds amylase to their mix which breaks down the oat starch into maltose, a type of sugar. While that is happening naturally during the digestive process since our saliva contains amylase, it doesn't happen in that amount, which means Oatly has significantly more sugar than natural oat milk. Maltose also has a glycemic index of 105, which means that it raises the blood sugar level more rapidly than even pure glucose. For reference, cane sugar has a GI of 60, lactose of 46. This means the sugar level of Oatly is effectively higher than Coca-Cola's.
Interesting ty for the reply/info. I drink cold brew every morning at work, I don't add sugar, but use a little oat milk.
I think we have Califia at work, you know anything about their process? I'd imagine it's the same.
If it's creamy, it's likely processed. Natural oat milk is quite watery. But just a shot in your coffee isn't worth worrying about anyway. It's just that many advertise it as a healthy, daily drink and for that, it has too much sugar.
Not my fault your feeble bodies cannot handle the cow juice
Dear @[email protected],
What do you dislike about milk?
Thank you for your time,
@[email protected]
Dear @[email protected],
Milk is only ever useful during your very first few years of your life after birth, after that, though, it doesn't do much. Add that to the fact that quite a bit of folks are lactose intolerant, and also the fact that I just dislike the taste of milk. That's all.
Thanks for you attention.
@[email protected]
My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree...
Lactaaaaid! ^and ^lactose ^free ^generic ^brands
Water? You mean like in the toilet?
๐
Milk is shit, other than that I agree
How many bones have you broken?
Stopped counting after the tenth guy /s
Fun fact: milk without extra vitamin D, actually reduces the calcium content in your bones.
So what you're saying is that you need the D....
youโve made an enemy today
Weird ass licorice, cherry, compost drink...
The one true non water drink is ginger beer.
This list is Bobby Boucher approved.
There are really people out there who like Dr Pepper?
There are people who donโt?
I would put it below the f tier on this list
Iโm always amazed by how differently human tastes work. A cold can of Dr. Pepper is an absolute delight in my mind, a rare treat since I try to avoid drinking sweetened sodas.
But I know not only can humans differ in our enjoyment of the exact same experience, we may very well be experiencing them differently. Like how I despise cilantro and my wife loves it. Or how I canโt drink 80% of the craft beers in my area because something in the heavily hopped IPAs doesnโt hit my taste buds right, but my brothers-in-law canโt get enough.
My taste buds sound similar to yours. Whats your take on onions?
Raw I generally say no. I really need to be in the right mood or they need to be very sparing. Powerful flavor.
But if you cook โem Iโm generally on board. Especially if theyโre pressed into a burger patty, like a patty melt. Mmmmmmm.
It's the only redeemable soda.
Fr. Coke and root beer are always available if Dr. P is. Both are far better than that flat ass shit.
Most soda is evil tho. Zevia ftw.
S: carbonated water A: water, juice (from 100% fruit) F: everything else
Iโm gonna die on that hill.
Why not eat the fruit? That way, you aren't consuming 30 oranges worth of sugar.
I'll just consume 30 oranges to quench my thirst.
You should drink water for thirst, but maybe that's just me.
Juice has water in it. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Technically, all edible beverages contain water, actually. ๐ค
By that logic, urine is 96% water.
Yeah, you get water in juices, but also a metric fuckton of sugar (fructose). You know what doesn't have sugar in it and quenches the thirst? Water.
By that logic, water is just the main ingredient of urine.
Sugar free Gatorade.
Buddy, drink water if you're thirsty.
I'm tried of drinking water. I wanna eat!
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I usually mix (apple/grape) juice with carbonated water and drink one glass of orange juice occasionally. Its not like Iโm drinking 2l a day.
I'm only asking because people seem to have the wrong idea that 100% fruit juice is 100% healthy.
And I've seen people replace water with fruit juice.
Yeah no. Thats not definitely not me.
But youโre right a lot of people seem to think that.
Some people want a flavored drink. If it's between fruit juice and soda though, juice is healthier and imo tastes better as well. Blackberry Izze is the best.
Juice is healthier, but not by a huge margin, tbh.
You can mix the fruit juice with water, that way you have flavored water without a ton of sugar.
While they do offer other nutrients (not a lot, mind you, as we're throwing away most of them), fruit juices have almost as much sugar as sodas. We were never meant to consume fruit like this - we're literally extracting the worst part of them.
Yeah I usually mix mine with carbonated water, they are too sweet anyway. Once mixed, they are likely less than 1/4th of the sugar of a coca cola and I only have 1 a day if I even have one. I think at that point the health impact is negligible.
Please, rank Pilk
A-tier
What is that thing in S-tier next to water?
97% pure alcohol
Thanks!
Mr. Pibb needs to be one below Dr. Pepper. It's the knockoff but it's decent
Pibb>Dr Pepper
Swap Dr p with faygo arctic sun and you got a list.
Edit: yo where the fuck coffee
Fully agree!
America really is an amazing country. I've never even heard of about half of this tier list.
These are just the basics too.
Based tier list
I feel like this post sponsored by a McPoyle
Halo 3 Game Fuel needs to be S tier but other than that idc
Whisky should also be s tier lad
Really depends on the person. A tier for me, but D tier for others
7up on the same tier as Sprite is just a lie
There ain't even no motherfuckin' Mountain Dew on there! How's them childrens gonna get all jacked up to come at people like a spider monkey?!?
Shut up, Chip!
NOT A MUG MOMENT
What happens if you mix A tier
Dr. Pilk
Humanity was a mistake
Put breast milk (cow and human) below F tier, but keep plant milk where it is
In honor to this comment I'll be making myself r lavenderish pumpkin spice latte with a local mylk brand. .
Milk gives creates stinky gas in my belly that comes out my poo hole. E tier for me. Dr. Pepper has just as much sugar as the rest, so automatically F tier.
Your ancestors weren't milk drinkers and that now makes you inferior to me. Rise up lactose digesters.
I fart in your general direction.
Milk does get the E, but I still enjoy certain pops once and awhile.
Your glomerulus certainly doesn't :(
OP have you had mello yello? I'd put that in B tier. This is the only change I would make.
Lol this is the first drink tier list that i agree with. Mountain dew gets defaulted to f because the abc isnt long enough for it.
Not even controversial
Where does bilk belong?
I donโt get it
๐ฆ
Milk+Dr Pepper
Trash tier beverages
I definitely agree on the ๐ฆ being trash tier.
How are those kidney stones treating you?
I thought ๐ฆ was the universal emoji of cum.
Milk should be with juices in D tier. A tier is reserved for coffee and tea B tier is fermented stuff like wine and beer C tier is mixed stuff from superior tiers and lower tiers, capuccio, latte, shandy, distilled drinks
How the fuck are you going to put Dr. Pepper on the same level as milk? Dr. Pepper is at least two tiers higher than milk.
Put milk in F.
Soda is for children and milk is for babies.
should be milk in S tier and water in A tier (good alternative for when youโre out of milk). anything else isnโt even worth mentioning
You mean milk should be in D tier and water should remain in S tier.
Weak bone milk drinker.