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Another smart move
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Sadly? Master branch never implied the existence of a slave branch. It was one of the dumbest pieces of woke incursion into tech.
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Another smart move
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Sadly? Master branch never implied the existence of a slave branch. It was one of the dumbest pieces of woke incursion into tech.
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This could've been so bad.
I don’t understand how this could happen unless that pot is somehow plastic? Maybe 3D printed?
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Great Ai round 2
OP you misspelled homicidal when editing the browser
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Hah, this guy doesn’t get it
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Junior Prompt Engineering
OP just chatting with themselves so they can screenshot it?
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three cheers for fate!
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Luigi was with me when that bitch got shot
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For some reason, Elon hates old people, including Cobol and older adults. He wants to do it quickly, killing two birds with one stone.
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You know what? I’m slightly more confident about the AIs chances compared to his team of 20 year old lead by Big Ballz.
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"If anyone has a problem, I'll just calmly explain the etymology of the word..."
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You find reneged to be racist? Americans are wild wtf.
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Have you encountered this?
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Ok genius, tell us how to stop tipping culture without stopping tipping?
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Google will now verify if you're a human by turning on your webcam and asking you to wave your hand
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That’s just v1. At some point they’ll realize that bots can deepfake a human waving and they’re going to want to truly verify it’s you by verifying the position of moles on your body… Then they’ll have to save your data… to secure your account!
Soon they’ll realize to get good mole data they’ll need you to show more skin, as some people don’t have much on their face and their clothing could be hiding those juicy datapoints.
That’s when v2 hits. Flash google your titties to secure your account, don’t worry it’s super secure and we never share your titties with law enforcement agencies unless it’s required by law!
You’ll be walking through your local library because tech has gone to far and you need to unplug but as you walk by the rows of shared computers it’ll all be old people flashing their titties at the screen to continue watching ads on YouTube.
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Windows 11 scores dead last in gaming performance tests against 3 Linux gaming distros
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Malware defined as any software that does not benefit the user but wastes systems resources would fit here.
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... huh...
Bunghole
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a harry potter fan's guide to navigating pride month
This isn’t a meme
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Doesn't matter, en passant is forced
The pawn double jumped. That means the queen was hanging last turn too.
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On January 1st of 2026, Texas will be required to give ID to download apps from the app stores. It doesn't matter if it's NSFW or not.
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If this was Lithuania or Rhode Island I’m pretty sure they would, but both Apple and Google have massive presences in Texas, thousands of employees and many offices. It would not go well for them to “ban” them and have their assets seized and employees arrested.
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Why dating is hard
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It’s the reality of dating apps, not real world behavior.
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OpenAI admits responsibility for HuggingFace Attack - an agent from an internal evaluation is reportedly the cause
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That’s my initial reaction too.
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Cheeseus Christ, the comments
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Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
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He's an arborist
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That’s not how it works with soft bodies though, method B represents potential useable length when pointing down. It’s only distorted because it’s pointing up. For rigid bodies, I’d agree.
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Damn, I want cool secrets too
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I think she’s actually made of copper, but ya simillar