I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.
So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"
I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.
Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.
100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...
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Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.
It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.
“This cheese smells like feet!”
“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”
Really doesn't narrow it down, does it?
I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.
Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.
"Cheese and pussy, together at last!"
Well on the one hand, pussy is delicious.
"all over again" as if it ever stopped lol
Found the bathwater subscriber.
Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?
Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.
Or was that vagina candles?
The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days
What a joke.
Should have made beer.
That happened too
Pommel horse cheese is where it's at.
Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.
She’s sponsored by Big Parma
I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
My SIDES
But sweet and salty mix is so good tho
[×] The French hated that.
Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.
edit: abort relax, I repeat - abort relax! As pointed out in comments, those who (like me) throw away the crust are wasting good'a chees'a!
People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.
Ok TIL, thanks
You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.
Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
Not all require rennet, like cottage cheese for instance
That requires some form of acid.
It's most likely that stomachs were used to transport milk, and gave rennet from that source.
So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"
They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.
The ancestral plastic bag.... But you must murder an animal.
I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.
How did the cheese taste?
Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...
It was. In their stomachs, like the other poster said. Based on everything we know. Altphoto just has an active imagination.
Ah! That makes way more sense!
I’d rather the second from the right myself.
I'd rather the one under her crotch.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm a center-right kinda guy.
I’d rather have sex with this woman
Well that escalated quickly
You mean the one under her asshole?
Yesh.
Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀
You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...
Yet...
You soak it in marinara sauce
Well i could still lick it no?
It is going to taste like cheese.
Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?
psh.... no.... where would you even buy that....
The catch is that i will get some exotic disease cause your not supposed to drink 2 week old bathwater right
Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
oh damn 😂😭