"Wanna box for that?"

"No, but I'll wrestle you for dessert"

IT'S GOOOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!!!

I'm like 69% sure this photo was edited to make his neck look more vaginal than it already does

And it's World Giraffe Day today! Just found out from doing the NYT crossword.

That was lazily copied from an earlier article:

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/dungeon-crawler-carl-tv-series-peacock-seth-macfarlane-1236705436/

There's actually a very simple reason for this phenomenon. A standard spring mattress essentially acts like a giant mirror, reflecting all sorts of radio waves, including your cellular signal. This can cause interference, leading to a dead zone in the near vicinity. The same effect was documented back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

I know it's just a shitpost but it's so fucking stupid.

It's comparing a home to a country. Like arguing "If you're so against borders, I'll just come into your house at any time." No, fuckface, there's a difference between personal space and (what should be) public land.

Weird story. Apparently, the delivery driver walked into the customers home (door was open) where he was waiting? with his pants and underwear down.

When I delivered pizza, I would absolutely never enter a home. That's like rule #1. Really good way to get robbed. Or see something you don't want to.

And seeing a naked man in his home is not the same as being sexually assaulted. It's gross and probably illegal if he set it all up for sexual gratification, but unless there's more to this story, there was no assault.

I'm not sure what she wanted door dash to do about it? If you report something like that they obviously won't respond immediately, it would get flagged and sent to a legal team.

any democrat born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is illegals , charge they phone, trans, be bisexual , eat hot chip & DEI

Uhhh... You think they plotted to kill people because of her music?

This was far-right, anti-lgbtq, "anti-woke" terrorism.

None of those have testosterone in them. It's a bullshit herbal supplement that's probably harmful and definitely doesn't raise T levels.

it would have cost you literally nothing to not post that

but you did

Do you think JD understands

I'mma stop you right there and say no

Yes I am necornmancer

I used to hang out with a few rednecks. Good people, but absolutely indoctrinated. Union workers who didn't know the history of unions.

We got drunk around a bonfire one night and I started talking about solidarity, unions, workers rights, labor value, personal / private / public property, etc, etc.

By 3am, we were talking about seizing the means of production. If we'd had a few cases of s'mores schnapps, we could've changed history

The Pentagon Pizza Report is off the charts right now. The nearest Domino's is super busy and the local gay bar is empty.

Major shit is going down tonight

This is actually someone doing a boil-out.

The oil is emptied and the fryer is filled with water and a cleaning solution. Then it's boiled for a while until it's clean.

The problem is that it's prone to boiling over and making a big mess everywhere else, as well as possibly contaminating any nearby surfaces with chemicals.

Put a couple of baskets full of ice over the fryer and the steam melts the ice, dripping cold water in and preventing it from boiling over.

Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Hayden, and Blake

Hey it's me, shady plumber guy. New check pls

"Woman with bipolar disorder suffers manic episode"