What grandkids?

Eww no. Stop. This is so stupid.

Yeah, imma go turn off the main breaker in the panel and just gtfo and go sit in my car down the street while I calm the fuck down for an hour. Lol fuck that. Gat damn electrified gas line what the fuck.

Must be a deaf cat.

For anyone wondering, that person works in AI. The spreadsheet screenshot also looks like the row numbers were cropped to hide that they’re Likely actually rows 11 through 14. There was a big thread someone posted on mastodon about this.

While AI is bullshit, this tweet was trolling.

Damn, I wish I could afford to buy 300TB of local data storage.

Meanwhile at MapQuest: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/

No fucking thanks. Gigabit+ fiber > Nazi-ass satellite internet that doesn’t have even remotely near the needed bandwidth for actual dense population centers.

Yeah, I’m just going to block this user so I don’t see their “AI” generated trash.

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you were still interested in going to the game tonight or tomorrow night I have a couple of things to do and I have a few things to do but I have to get ready for work so I will be home by six thirty so I will be home at six thirty if you want to come by and pick me up and we can go to the game if you want to I can just come by and get you and then we can go to the game and then we can go to the game or whatever you can go to the game after that if you want to go to the game I can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever you want to do whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever

Those recommendations… barf.

I dunno, the proliferation of pfas everywhere is pretty detrimental to life on this planet. In general it is the result of the same kind of industrial criminal negligence and weaksauce regulations.

We really should have tackled both issues decades ago but yay line go up right now, so fuck the future.

Yes. https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/16/amazons-ring-to-partner-with-flock-a-network-of-ai-cameras-used-by-ice-feds-and-police/

The last two times I’ve been to Costco they’ve been out of eggs. One of these days I’m expecting the Cash & Carry to be out of eggs too. Then the Rosaures, the Safeway, and the mini mart too. Just think of the savings in not buying any eggs at all!

“You get bird flu! You get bird flu! Bird flu for everyone!”

-Trump FDA soon

I downloaded and installed a key logger on my Mac back in the day to get my parent’s wolfenet dialup password when they changed it thinking that would allow them to limit when I was online.

It always annoyed me when customers wanted their gallon milk jugs bagged when I worked as a store clerk. “Ok, here’s two more layers of plastic crap for this one item that already has a carry handle you weirdo, hope that’s actually enough to keep it from popping through the bottom and bursting open on the floor.”

Was particularly unpleasant that one time the double bags failed before they even got out of the store.

GAG!

What percentage of it would be something you actually enjoyed listening to?

Staring out into the rain, pondering the life choices that got him to this point.