BBluegrass_Addict lemmy.ca4Hide 4 replies*checks date 1.5 days to go here... pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven't done it yet... also, what's that smell?98Reply
ttpihkal replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyOoh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you...16Reply
SSalamanderwizard replylemmy.worldNow they call you prince charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes3Reply
Maeve replykbin.earth2Hide 2 replieshttps://biologyinsights.com/what-happens-if-you-dont-bathe-for-a-year/6Reply
Little8Lost replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)5Reply
gnomesaiyan replylemmy.worldYeah, I just eew'd through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I'm good.2Reply
Evil Kitty europe.pubFor like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.9Reply
pewgar_seemsimandroid lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyi don't think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.6Reply
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*checks date
1.5 days to go here...
pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven't done it yet...
also, what's that smell?
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Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you...
Now they call you prince charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
GAG!
So, you've been taking baths?
God I hope so
https://biologyinsights.com/what-happens-if-you-dont-bathe-for-a-year/
Thats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)
Yeah, I just eew'd through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I'm good.
Are you going to shower once this year?
Of course, else i could not send this next year
I'm uncomfortable.
For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.
i don't think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.
Only if the poster is in Kiribati, which is unlikely.
Cats might not shower, but they're constantly bathing.
3 days...