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Test environments are for wimps!
Everybody has a test environment, but some people also have a seperate production environment
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Test environments are for wimps!
Everybody has a test environment, but some people also have a seperate production environment
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Ozone hole over Antarctica grows to one of the largest on record, scientists say
Ah shit, here we go again
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Oklahoma State Dept. of Education announces partnership with PragerU
Well this is terrible news
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UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs
Clever strategy: barely legal means legal, and if they make it illegal, there will just be a new category that is now barely legal...which now is illegal!
It's a blanket ban by induction.
Or they could fuck off and leave people be
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Stop use docker
Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.
We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!
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American flags should be born in the USA now, too, Congress says
So, who's the donor friend who owns flag manufacturing facilities?
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Carrie Underwood had 'hissy fit' and was left 'furious' after Inauguration gig
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Trump Warns That if Kamala Harris Wins, ‘Everybody Gets Health Care’
So all former presidents are now campaigning for Harris?
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it
Yea that's why metal fuckin rules. We got the ugliest guys ever altogether in one room and said "what you got?" and they became legends
And for anyone that might say that doesn't happen anymore, I ask: how many open mic nights or $20 shows have you been to lately? The scene is doing great in my area, but it doesn't happen by magic. Ya gotta support it, spread the word, bring your friends.
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Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy call remote work a 'Covid-era privilege.' Economists say it's here to stay
Ok, let's say it is a covid-era privilege. Why does that mean it has to go away? Why can't it be a modern day innovation? Isn't it a curb on vehicle emissions? More spending money in people's wallets if they're not paying for gas or coffee or meals on the go due to commuting? What's the fuckin downside?? We stumbled upon a good thing
Oh fuck, I forgot the real estate prices. My bad. Yea let's cancel this whole thing
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'Enron CEO' Hit With A Pie In The Face In New York
That's pretty lame. There's way better things to do with CEOs in new york
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And nothing of value was lost
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I've never been called a nazi because I don't go around saying or doing nazi things, like apologizing for nazis
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I'm doing my part!
this must be something I'm too usenet to understand
kidding of course, well done and thank you for your service
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The Da Vinci Cookie
Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!
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Gay flight attendant rule
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Inflatable raft did a hate crime
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Its true purpose will soon be revealed
It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65
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Remember the Burger King Kids Club? 1989-1999)
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He's the biggest, so if the other kids are out of line he unhinges his jaw and consumes them
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Tolkien wasn't always the most creative with names.
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How about this really old talking tree guy?
Treebeard!
And the huge volcano mountain that is the source of the evil artifact?
Mount Doom, naturally
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Not to mom shame...
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So tinfoil hats are pushed by the mind-controllers, and those that are persuaded by this weak signal start wearing them to receive the signal more strongly and be mind-controlled more thoroughly
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What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?
Try the following for groups:
Hey folks, how's it going?
Listen up assholes!
Greetings, gumshoes