To keep people (see: the homeless) from laying down and sleeping there. Look up hostile architecture/design (also, asshole design) for further examples.

Look up milk steak, it's a delicacy and it looks a bit like that.

Gift shop... In a church... The Bars so low it's cracking the pavement.

Bodily autonomy enshrined in a nation's most important document? Yeah that sounds pretty good.

Just wear underwear under your underwear.

It's a mark of support for police. Often used unironically beside the 'don't tread on me' snake.

Hippos work, trade some size for extreme violence from the ones that survive the drop.

Boiling frog effect mostly.

Sounds like work, and neither of us wants to do that.

That sounds like a lot of work for what seems to be a worse or at least 'meh' experience.

I would try to pet it.

This is kinda my complaint with not adding the tax to the sticker price.

The fact that the drug companies lied about the addictiveness of their product so doctors were handing them out like candy didn't help.

This sounds illegal... Also kinda pointless since they aren't paying the workers while they're on strike.

Bitch steals spells and abilities from all of those bosses too, can't even beat us with all their powers combined.

This is both impressive and terrifying. I love to hate it.

It's more five nights at Freddy's lore, 'the bite of '87'.

Adult lunchables

This sounds like something that would be in the back end so likely not. But if spoofing user agents fixes the problem then I'd say it's evidence enough to warrant a deeper look.

It does become an open wound in a real gross place for a while after pulling, I'd think any doctor of any sort would like to keep that to a minimum. You also don't want to leave them bare without a crown because they'll still have them for a while at least and cavities hurt.