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Are there games with real collision detection?

To add another point to the discussion: a lot (the majority?) of "fake" collision detection isn't there because of hardware limitations. It's there by design.

Take a look at 2d platformers. They're about as computationally simple as you can get. Yet they're still full of "unrealistic" physics. Coyote time, double jumping, air control, collision boxes that don't match the sprite, gravity isn't consistent, you don't stagger if you slam into the wall or floor, etc, etc. This is on purpose, because realistic does not mean fun. "Realism" is not a magical word that makes games better.

There have been games where, to use your example, your character's sword bounces off anything it hits, rather than clipping through. The reason most games choose not to do this is because it's usually pretty annoying. The game's intended experience is most often to let you play as a badass experienced warrior. The kind of person who doesn't fumble their blows.

Realism is just another tool in the designer's toolbox. An example of more "realistic" physics being used deliberately is Shadow of the Colossus. If you swing your sword at a wall, it bounces off, and your character staggers back clumsily. This is because the game is specifically about playing a character who is not a badass, but an inexperienced nobody.

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My players decided to try summoning an elder god in order to gain immortality in Call of Cthulhu. Your best ideas for how this will inevitably go horribly wrong?

The bad news: Summoning an entire elder god is hard. They end up summoning one of the innumerable lesser horrors in the elder god's orbit.

The good news: The summoned entity is going to grant them immortality.

The bad news: The players will experience an eternity of never-ending horror and torment.

The good news: Since it's just a (relatively) lesser entity, the players actually have a slim chance of ending this curse, returning to blissful mortality.

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[Discussion] What are your comfort anime?

  • Bofuri - comfy, zero stakes adventure, with satisfying underdog-to-overpowered power fantasy.
  • Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu - fast paced, silly, and sweet action rom-com.
  • Interspecies Reviewers - episodic sex comedy. Despite the brazen fanservice, it's actually more respectful towards women and body types than most anime.
  • Kaguya-sama - mostly episodic rom-com, very fun and sweet without much drama.
  • Konosuba - king of comedy isekais, but secretly has heart beneath all the snark.
  • Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle - cozy, kid-friendly episodic fantasy comedy.

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📽 What horror movie is your favorite?

  • Aliens: Peak James Cameron action and suspense, with lots of cool, iconic scifi elements.
  • Predator: A very different horror movie, originally disguised as a macho action movie. Still worth a rewatch now and again for its action and great jungle setting.
  • The Mummy: A fun action romp. The horror, comedy, and action all help to balance each other out.
  • Tremors: My go to example of the ideal B-horror movie. Not much budget or flashy effects, but great writing and escalating tension.
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[Discussion] What is your favorite ecchi anime?

The Greats

  • Gushing Over Magical Girls - Unexpectedly good comedy, character writing, action, and wholesome moments. While still being incredibly horny.
  • Interspecies Reviewers - Overtly horny, but the humour is strong enough to stand on its own. Also better worldbuilding and more respectful towards women than 95% of anime.

Worth Checking Out

  • Classroom For Heroes - Standard shonen fanservice slop: overpowered idiot hero inadvertently collecting an admiring harem. Nothing original, but I felt it pulled it off better than most.
  • Immoral Guild - Sex comedy where monsters do naughty things to female adventurers. The male lead is a notable improvement over the the usual idiot horndog protagonist.
  • No Game No Life - Borderline ecchi? Has a lot of fanservice, but it's not the main focus. The non-ecchi content is quite good.
  • Prison School - Sex comedy thriller. It's pretty wild; incredibly kinky, but not always in a sexy way? You don't watch this show to be titillated; you watch it to see how many times it can cross the line.

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How do you buy hololive music?

I've had the same issue. I'd like to support the artists, but the music is only available as physical media or for streaming on sites I can't use or don't want to give money to.

My current plan is to support them by buying unrelated digital merch, such as voice packs. Though if too many people do this it will distort with their metrics, so it's not a great solution.

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